Reposted by ketchupwithfries❤️jamie p!💚 @jamies.page · 14/09/2026good morning and happy Penis Monday to all the good people of tje world. and the bad ones too 291208190
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 04/09/2026going into the washing machine and coming out PREGNANT 000
Reposted by ketchupwithfriesJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026was just messing around with some blocks and made this. pretty sweet huh 882254198
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 20/08/2026THE PERFECT CUCK DOES NOT CONCERN HIMSELF WITH FLASH FLOODS. 063
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 07/08/2026why tf my history teacher talking bout the pubic wars 000
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 03/07/2026do u guys think it would hurt to be cubular 000
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 22/06/2026yknow what, fuck it. there are no genders. i took all of them away. fuck you guys. 170
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 11/06/2026what if instead of six seven it was called sex semen 000
Reposted by ketchupwithfriesv1ris @v1ris.com · 07/06/2026working on so many different swagalicious projects right now 081
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 25/05/2026fuck you delta. why is it called the “cock pit” if i can’t whip it out for the pilots. 010
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 15/05/2026about damn time i fucking hate that stupid rat 020
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 15/05/2026also idk if i mentioned this anywhere but i do music and things www.soundcloud.com/ketchupwithf... www.youtube.com/@ketchupwith... 000
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 10/05/2026happy mother's day to those who celebrate 100
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 09/05/2026grandfather paradox but instead of killing him you have sex with him 100
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 23/02/2026pulled up to the function and it was quadratic 000
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 17/02/2026never get head from an autistic girl bruh that shit is all teeth 000
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 29/01/2025petition to rename the secretary of education to the professor general (like to sign) 000
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 24/01/2025america is the one place where you can stub your toe and 3 government agents, 2 C-suite executives, and some random guy who’s just a masochist, come and beat the shit out of you with sticks and rocks. once all your bones are broken, a doctor throws a $400k medical bill on your disheveled body. 100
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 11/01/2025question for all 8 of my followers: are you guys real or am i just posting to bots 100
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 11/01/2025what if goblins were real and everyone got cancelled for doing greenface 000
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 30/12/2024plankton wonders why his business is unsuccessful yet proceeds to hire zero fucking employees 000
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 25/11/2024opened twitter after setting up this account just to see what was different. INSTANT swastika. literally first post. fuck this shit man lmao 000
ketchupwithfries @ketchupwithfries.bsky.social · 25/11/2024who is JAY and why he doing all this WALKING 010