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Helena Handbasket

@kerrynw.bsky.social
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I like naps, cake and gin. Free Palestine. 🍉

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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 15h
Closed the blinds after dinner tonight & that made me stupidly happy. Summer isn’t far away.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 20h
DIL is much better today, but son now has a fever. Apparently it’s impossible to get a temperature reading though, because they only have an in-ear thermometer & he doesn’t like it. He’s 33. FFS.🙄😂
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching Australian Story: Chrissy Amphlett. Fucking loved this woman, fabulous tracks all through my 20s and she was an icon.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now watching Emma Thompson & Stanley Tucci in The Children Act. May regret this. 🥹
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching The Uprising. Good cast, beautifully filmed, but it’s not doing it for me. Me, a British history tragic. 🫠 Black Death, peasant revolts, the not very good king Richard II. Anyway, I’ll stick it out.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DIL called me this morning, very distressed because she has a fever & has been vomiting constantly for 36 hours. We’re now hanging out in the ED while she has IV fluids & anti nausea meds administered.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Waiting for the earthquake tracker to be updated so I can report and go back to sleep. Hurry up! 🥱 earthquakes.ga.gov.au
earthquakes.ga.gov.au
Earthquakes@GA
Geoscience Australia monitors, analyses and reports on significant earthquakes to alert the Australian Government, State and Territory Governments and the public about earthquakes in Australia and ove...
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Forgot to check the rain gauge last night. It overflowed. 😂 Looks like we had around 40mm. At least the veggies don’t need watering.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very grateful to have got home from the supermarket minutes before this absolute bullshit weather hit. Also I managed to get every single thing on the list, a rare occurrence. 🙌
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is truly fucked. In case you missed it, the NIP has been amended, so most people will now have to pay privately for Covid vaccinations, or cross their fingers and hope they don’t catch a constantly mutating virus.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had a weird skin thing on my shoulder biopsied this morning & it’s now stinging, one of my arthritic knuckles is giving me hell & my back hurts for no reason. Can I just go back to bed?
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Goodness. This sounds ominously familiar and more than a bit fashy.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is wild. 😳
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just went to the chemist & dropped $199 on prescriptions. 🙃 To be fair, one was private & $140. Thank goodness I’m finished that shit for the year, immunotherapy (for grass pollen allergy) is great but bloody exxy.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao, terrible AI strikes again.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A reminder that this year the unemployment rate has gone up 0.56%pts - roughly an extra 87,000 unemployed. So in 15 min when the RBA raises rates again just remember 35-44yos on Jobseeker are almost 10 times more likely to die than those not on welfare: www.theguardian.com/business/gro...
Chart showing deaths per 100,000 by age
22-34yo: 17.1 no welfare; 137.0 on Jobseeker
35-44yo: 30 no welfare; 288.1 on Jobseeker
45-55yo: 83.4 no welfare; 427.0 on Jobseeker
55-64yo: 201.6 no welfare; 615.6 on Jobseeker
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never have I ever had a plant (or any damn thing) with my name on it. A friend spotted this at the nursery & is buying me one. ❤️
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lmao, apparently I was doing some manifesting with this post but it’s gone slightly awry. Youngest kid rang today & asked if I can drive him & DIL to the airport on Wednesday. 😂 But also, the new zones don’t open till NEXT week.
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Simon Rosenberg @simonrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"A civilization in which one in three women are sexually assaulted, in which 98% of rapists face no consequences, in which nine out of ten women murdered by men are killed by someone they trusted—that civilization is not stable. It is not healthy. It is not just. It is destroying itself."
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been watching this since last night. What a bunch of knobs, in their silly uniforms, parading round town like they’re somebody. Also hateful, racist pigs, but honestly you just want to laugh at them in that get-up.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nipped out to the posh nursery and found everything I wanted in one go. 👏 Sure, it costs more, but it beats 5 separate trips to Bunnings for seedlings that have been inconsistently watered.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Caught up on some sleep last night, hallelujah! Bit late getting up, but at least I don’t feel like a smashed crab.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All the “Melbourne’s best spots” Insta accounts are touting Montsalvat this week. Apparently the wisteria near the pool is in flower, so its a nice spot for selfies. Anyway, I gather it’s hell on earth because it’s so crowded thanks to all these accounts posting about it. 😂
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was looking at walks around the Mornington Peninsula for a future visit & checked Google maps to locate the start of one of them. Looking at the satellite view, I spotted this sign of obscene wealth. 😂 Just imagine being so filthy rich you own a helicopter.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good grief. 🙄
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This week I’ve managed to plant tomatoes, cucumbers, zucchini, lettuce, capsicum, sweet basil & Thai basil. I need to find a couple of specific chilli varieties & some replacement herbs, plus sow beans, and that’s about it. 👀 lol, that’s never “it”. I’ll be squeezing things into pots for weeks yet.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Husband made a batch of sausage rolls and we’re sharing one as a snack. Bloody delicious. He has a chicken & leek pie on the go for dinner too. 😋
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not into footy and definitely not watching the match, but loving the Kylie footage coming through in my feeds. ❤️ What an icon.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I see The Age is still running their hateful misinformation campaign on Melbourne Airport’s changes to drop off & pick up. Misleading headlines, always negative 🙄 & never explaining processes in place to e.g assist people with mobility issues traversing the extra distance to check-in.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was going to have a peaceful browse at the Bunnings garden centre while all of Melbourne is home watching the footy, but this rain has foiled my plans. 🙄
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My phone notifies me it’s created a slideshow of photo memories for me from “England & Wales”, then proceeds to show exactly one shot from Wales, three from England & dozens from Paris & various locations in Ireland. Close, I guess? 😂
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Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't show 3AW that the city is actually busy on this public holiday and that shops are open.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m getting a bunch of dodgy accounts following me the past week. No posts, no bio, few or no followers. That’s an instant block.
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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Probably doesn't matter anyway, as USDA inspection is now just a dowsing rod attached to Grök that labels meat as "based" or "woke."
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Started pruning & weeding, filled two wheelbarrows & I’m not finished, husband removed a flowering creeper that’s filling the garage(!) so now we’re getting a green waste skip.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Oh, just replace your very expensive government IDs, no big deal”. 🙄
abc.net.au
Quest tells customers to replace passports after security breach
Quest Apartment Hotels tells customers affected by a security breach in August to replace passports and driver's licences after personal information was exposed.
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Ben Eltham @beneltham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What stage of the AI doom/hype loop are we at when the Financial Times is reminding readers that "if AI really does make humans extinct, every investment goes to zero"?
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bronte lee @brontelee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
in case you missed it!! new release of @kudelka.bsky.social’s rusted-on bingo tea towels, with $5 from every tea towel sold going to the Jon Kudelka Fund for Glioblastoma Research at the Menzies Institute for Medical Research get yours now!! www.kudelkashop.com/product/rust...
Screenshot of a post from facebook:

The Kudelka Shop is at The Kudelka Shop.
RUSTED ON BINGO IS BACK.
Jon Kudelka's classic tea towel is getting a special re-release.
This time, $5 from every tea towel sold goes to the Jon Kudelka Fund for Glioblastoma Research at the Menzies Institute for Medical Research.
#JonKudelka #RustedOnBingo
#glioblastomaresearch #menziesinstituteformedicalresearch
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I missed this earlier in the week. Cost-cutting that will put lives at risk, fucking ridiculous.
abc.net.au
COVID vaccines no longer free for many Australians from next month
Only some people will continue to get the COVID-19 vaccination for free after October 1. Here's what the changes mean for you.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How bizarre.
theguardian.com
More than 800,000 bees stolen across far north Queensland in ‘sophisticated’ operation
Apiarists will lose not just the insects but the value of pollination contracts, which can be worth thousands of dollars
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 19/09/2026
Just watching an old documentary tonight, something about data centers, ai and robots.
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Erm. Not good for September. In Gippsland. 😳
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I need to earn 10k Qantas points in the next 2 months to hang onto Points Club for its final year. I can get 5-6k just from normal stuff; might have to order a case of wine to get over the line. What a shame. 😇
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Railmaps @railmaps.com.au · 19/09/2026
European Tram Driver Championships - Live now!
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me, visiting Lyme Regis in 2023: “I have enjoyed our debates” 😂
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No, of course I’m not watching a Jane Austen adaptation on a Friday night. Why do you ask?
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Helena Handbasket @kerrynw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Christ. For some reason, I agreed to watch The Mandelorian & Grogu. I’ve been pushing back for months, only because of vibes. Anyway, I saw Star Wars at the cinema when I was 17(?) and loved it, but what is this garbage? Nothing new, same tropes, hate it, boring. 💩
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