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Kerry Flynn

@kerryflynn.bsky.social
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Old cynic, introvert, deist, 'nam era ranger, lrp/war criminal

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/07/2026
U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs
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U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs
WASHINGTON—Touting the new line of currency as an important way to recognize the many babes bagged by the commander-in-chief over the years, the U.S. Mint announced plans Wednesday to release a series...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
James Comey has been keeping busy waiting for his upcoming trial.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
“Yeah so we’re actually invading Pakistan soon! Nobody is supposed to know that, pretty cool, right?” said Patel, spilling his Don Julio as the bottle girl feigned interest in his long, rambling story.
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Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear
WASHINGTON—Smiling vacantly while the FBI director rattled off classified information over thumping EDM music, local bottle girl Tanya Page reportedly nodded along early Friday morning as Kash Patel s...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is so well done. 👌
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Kerry Flynn @kerryflynn.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
God so love the world, he had his only son publicly executed for not having a parade permit. Happy Easter!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/02/2026
Trump Delivers State Of The Union Death Rattle
Trump Delivers State Of The Union Death Rattle
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/12/2025
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-famil…
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 11/12/2025
The people who support $12B in corporate welfare to farms and forgave $80B in auto bailouts and forgave $700B in bank bailouts and forgave $755B in PPP loans want you to know that forgiving medical debt and student debt is socialism😐
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Kerry Flynn @kerryflynn.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Why would a "well regulated militia" allow any fool to keep automatic weapons in their home?
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 06/07/2025
Got you: youtu.be/_uw0LHefs0s?...
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Celebrity Fragrances, Reviewed: The Ultimate Blind Smell Test of Vanity Colognes and Perfumes | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
25% tax on Apple products while singling out the CEO by name for retribution, 50% tax on European goods, expulsion of foreign students, bill passed with most debt in history, while hosting a dinner for people who gave you $300+ million. All in the last 24 hours. The Golden Age.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Trump saves world from brink of disaster he created by creating smaller disaster that’s also extremely damaging and unnecessary. It’s the Trump way. The art of the schlemiel.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Bring it you fascist fuck.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
What do these corporations have in common? Netflix Ford Tesla T-Mobile Duke Energy DISH Network Metlife Dominion Energy United States Steel In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes. This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
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Kerry Flynn @kerryflynn.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Wait two thousand years, and the best Anti-christ they can come up with is this sack of shit?
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Kerry Flynn @kerryflynn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
AntiCult, where are't tho?
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TLT: Lets get this 4 years over with @ihatetrump4ever.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Jasmine Crockett lists her qualification to explain how no matter what degrees she has she is disqualified because she's black #News #News&Politics
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/03/2025
Elon Musk Amazed At How Much Cheaper Bribing Voters Is In Midwest
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Elon Musk Amazed At How Much Cheaper Bribing Voters Is In Midwest
MADISON, WI—Amid his political action committee’s campaign to influence a closely contested Wisconsin Supreme Court election, Elon Musk told reporters Friday that he was amazed by how much cheaper bri...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/03/2025
Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs theonion.com/industr...
Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs
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Kerry Flynn @kerryflynn.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Still searching amz for ideas, usually weird shit.
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Kerry Flynn @kerryflynn.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2...
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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 02, 2025 | GoComics.com
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Tom Brady's first real test as Raiders minority owner/majority influence is coming soon. Will he be able to persuade key players (starting with QB) to come to Las Vegas? www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
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Will the Tom Brady effect help the Raiders in free agency?
Brady's first real test as Raiders minority owner is coming soon.
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Kerry Flynn @kerryflynn.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I'm going to blame Joe for not taking care of this shit after being granted immunity from the COURT!
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Kerry Flynn @kerryflynn.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Is it time to rename a swamp after a president?
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gare4691.bsky.social @gare4691.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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SarahBCalif @sarahbca.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Trump’s funeral ratings will be YUGE.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Yeah, he went full Nazi.
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Kerry Flynn @kerryflynn.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
We* are so stupefied by advertising, one tenth of a penny is still used to sway us in gasoline sales! * "We" is used to be less offensive.
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Kerry Flynn @kerryflynn.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Since trump showed up lot's of real stories seem like they came from The Onion. It was like the dems had nominated don king, another great hair guy.
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Kerry Flynn @kerryflynn.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2... Coming soon!
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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 29, 2024 | GoComics.com
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Kerry Flynn @kerryflynn.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Greenland, Panama, Canada, are these the borders of the Iron Dome?
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David Frum @davidfrum.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
The main argument for a Strategic BItcoin Reserve seems to be that Bitcoin holders worry about an impending shortage of greater fools and need the US government to act as the greatest fool of last resort.
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Other98 @other98.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
If we did a fraction of the research into our candidates for elected office as we did for our fantasy football teams, we would have the government we desperately need.
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Mark Zaid, Esq @markzaidesq.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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Kerry Flynn @kerryflynn.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Sherm wasn't a successful receiver in college. He switched positions permanently, not during the game.
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Kerry Flynn @kerryflynn.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Lynch maintained a pleasant demeanor during that tedious interview.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It’s a question we ask all the time.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
It’s awful how sickos can get children who were born compassionate to re-assign themselves as assholes.
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