Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today in techno dystopia www.404media.co/her-ai-gener...404media.coHer AI-Generated Video Swayed the Judge. The Court Said it Carried 'Undue Emotional Weight'"Chris’ sentiment does not change," said the sister who created an AI avatar of her slain brother Christopher Pelkey to speak in court. 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When did you last make the effort to tell someone that they were cruising for a bruising? 000
Reposted by Murphers ParadiseLuke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 28/09/2026Hi, I'm looking to speak to people who have left games journalism in the last few years and have gone onto do something else. DMs are open, or luke@aftermath.site, thanks! 7442269
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I cannot tell you how much it delights me that the only reason my 19-year-old knows who Michael Bolton is from watching Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping and Teen Titans Go! to the Movies. 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Saw that the VMAs are on and wondered if they were still relevant, and then read that Madonna is opening and Snoop Dogg is hosting, which I guess answers that question. 020
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Rewatching the Double Take movie Hercules Returns on Prime and I am not sure if the subtitles are AI-generated but they really struggle with 1990s Australian vernacular. Thus a chant of “she wants to root him” becomes “she wants the red imp”. 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There should be a toggle on music streaming services that is “I don’t ever want to hear a radio-friendly edit of a song”. 010
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I take out a note with the heading “three wishes in case I meet a genie”, cross out “live financially comfortable” and add “watch Abdul el Sayed hand Bill Maher his arse”. 010
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ve been obsessed with this apartment ever since I watched The Long Goodbye.zillow.com 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Bands I do not like as much as my music algorithm seems to think I do: REM, Wolfmother, Skrillex. To be clear, I think they're fine. I would just never proactively put them on, and yet, they pop up on every other playlist. 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is an under appreciated example of enshittification I tend not to bother watching anything other than certain greyhounds’ accounts that I am already familiar with because trust is at an all time low. 010
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I am inordinately irritated that a character in the book I'm reading goes for a doctor role at a secure psychiatric facility and is offered the position on the spot. On-the-spot offers in this scenario would be remarkably unusual at best. Tell me you have a similar nitpick. 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When did you last take time out of your busy schedule to jazz for blue jeans? 111
Reposted by Murphers ParadisePeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever 188136522899
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Inaugural first wearing of the Birkenstocks of the season 010
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026For fuck’s sake can we stop with protein granola? It is horrible. If want protein, I will eat Not Granola. 000
Reposted by Murphers ParadiseAdam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026find me the sasquatch you cowards 927431
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I feel like I should have a standing order with the Loop earplugs people where they hit me up every six months and say "which kind have you lost now?" and send me replacements 010
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I used to commission TV reviews, I started suspect one person wasn't watching the shows when their documentary review talked a lot about tigers and nothing about Tamil Tigers, which was the actual topic. 010
Reposted by Murphers ParadisePatrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 16/09/2026Some of you have never had to scrape a soul off the ceiling because you didn’t rope it down first and it shows 136031
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I just wrote Duper Fund by mistake, and now I am picturing a superannuation fund built on Zooper Doopers. Make sure you're not going to be stuck with only bubblegum flavour in retirement. 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran has the opportunity to do the funniest thing: Bring in Kneecap. 010
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026His dad is Irish? Buddy, all our dads are Irish. Dads are Irish. 3709
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Not sure what it says about my personality that I signed up for ticket presales for Ministry and An Evening with Macaulay Culkin within an hour of each other. 010
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I would very much enjoy it if @josholson.bsky.social went on @oldmanweldon.bsky.social 's I Hate Bill Maher podcast. I'd say I'd tell several friends to listen, but sadly my Maher hatred is mine to carry alone. 100
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Cripes. How fast would your ovaries clamp shut if you saw a guy in one of these? www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...abc.net.au'Australia first' senator Ralph Babet's new fashion line not made in AustraliaSenator Ralph Babet's new fashion line, which includes Australian flag towels, mugs and socks, is made in South America and Asia. 110
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026All these people glomming onto Macklemore because of his politics while dissing his music? Sorry you hate joy so much. I defy you to not have your day improved by Dance Off. It features Idris Elba for a start. 010
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In Predator, Anna explains that the Predator comes in years that it is really hot. So another thing we’re gonna have to worry about with climate change is more Predators. 010
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Had the day off so thought I’d do the grocery shopping today so I could chill on the weekend. We’re on hour four of an outage so I’m guessing I will be throwing all the meat I bought out 😢😢😢 001
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026At The Damned. The age and the gothiness of the crowd means a higher than average usage of canes. 120
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’d like to know the version of me who thought I’d want to go to a concert on a Thursday night. 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026LLM companies, every other week: AI is so powerful, it will destroy humanity. People: so are you going to stop making it? LLM companies: huh? No of course not. So marketing or psychopathy, take your pick. 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I have a curved monitor, so I love me some Windows split-screen but I wish there was a way that you could make it so when you Alt-tabbed to another window, it was also in split-screen. 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I see there’s a contingent of gym bros online saying they’d win in a fight against a chimpanzee. All I can say is that I think we should let them try. 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Someone is walking around this co-working space loudly whistling the Tetris theme. Respect., 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Ladies who have had a hysterectomy. Were there any gifts you received (or wished you had) post operation that were particularly helpful? 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Have we considered that all this might be happening because Haaland cut his hair this week? 010
Reposted by Murphers Paradisethe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What do you do when you've launched a moral panic about transgender athletes in the WNBA, but there has never been an active trans player in the league? Simple: you start a conspiracy theory about every single woman on the court.wired.comThere Are No Trans Women in the WNBA, so Right-Wingers Are Making Some UpAs culture warriors continue to stoke the flames of a gender panic in professional sports, wild conspiracy theories are coming into play. 8442611189
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This year we’ve lost Catherine O’Hara, Tim Curry and Brenda Fricker. What do they all have in common? They appeared in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. You know who else was in that movie? 010
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026And just by the way, why the fuck is our prime minister still posting on X the everything (white supremacist) app? 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’m sorry but Dolly Parton dying on my birthday is simply unacceptable. 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026How are you going keep your clothes clean at the playground. Me: isn’t it obvious? I will wear my… 020
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I won a voucher to a sauna once and I mentioned to a friend I was intimidated because I didn’t know what to do and she explained. Now I’m a regular. Last night someone mentioned they had a sauna membership but didn’t really know what to do so I explained. Sauna wisdom is handed down verbally. 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Chilli Crisp Oil’s journey from being $16 a jar to $3 in Aldi is complete. 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026As someone who has half their documentation as Kerrie, and half as Kerrie-Ann because this was pre-9/11 and no one gave a shit, I feel this article. www.smh.com.au/traveller/re...smh.com.auI told them the credit card was mine. They didn’t believe meHow your name appears on a credit card, passport, flight booking or visa application can cause all sorts of problems when you’re travelling. 000
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026In Red Dwarf, there was a running gag that whenever anyone encountered the cool, alternate universe version of Rimmer, they ended the interaction by sighing and saying "what a guy". I have the exact same reaction every time I watch a Mamdani video. 030
Reposted by Murphers Paradisejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/08/2026[seinfeld voice] what is the deal with natalie harp youtu.be/XqpTkbNRAjYyoutu.beSo what's the deal with Trump's aide, Natalie Harp?YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie 1303028521
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The açaí place up the road that nobody went to closed and reopened as a frozen yogurt place that nobody goes to. Both times, there's an expensive fit-out. You always suspect it's money laundering, and I hope so, because otherwise someone invested their life savings, but the vibes were off. 031
Murphers Paradise @kerriemurphy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026There really should be a way to purge aspects of your algorithmic recommendations as your children age. My daughter is 19yo, Amazon. I don't think she jibes with Ivy & Bean books any more. 000
