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Kernanator

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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Truly there is nothing entertainment executives love more than learning the wrong lessons from success or failure.
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
theonion.com/americans-fo...
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Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust
WASHINGTON—As they reminisced 20 years later about a devastating and historic national tragedy, Americans reportedly took note Saturday of how the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks were the last time the cou...
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded. Centrism isn't change — not even incremental change. It is *control*. Over yourself and the world." -Disco Elysium, 2019
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Pale (commissions OPEN) @palemancer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
i think this is one of the most load bearing posts of the modern internet and everyone who needs to hear it won't listen
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
These background girlies in "Hey, Wanna Go Out with Me? My Childhood Friend, a Beautiful Girl, Asked for My Help, and Now I've Become Her Camouflage Boyfriend" are a delight.
Two nameless schoolgirls from the manga "Hey, Wanna Go Out with Me? My Childhood Friend, a Beautiful Girl, Asked for My Help, and Now I've Become Her Camouflage Boyfriend." The one on the left has a short bob haircut, a shoulder bag, and a short-sleeved dress. The other has a low ponytail, a backpack, and buttoned polo shirt. They are slightly surprised and whispering to each other about the male lead, with the bob-cut girl is saying "He's pretty cute, huh?"The same nameless schoolgirls from the previous image, still whispering to each other. The field of view is pulled back a bit so you can't see their eyes, with the focus on a speech bubble from the male lead saying, "Can't let down my guard."The same nameless schoolgirls as the previous two images. You can see their eyes again, which are now wide and shining with delight. They are blushing and going "Squeee" over the female lead brushing the male lead's hair out of his eyes. A speech bubble from the female lead says, "Your hair's messy."
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It's been a decade since I took a journalism course, but I distinctly remember them teaching the "If one side tells you it's raining and the other one says it isn't, your job isn't to print both quotes, your job is to look outside and see which one's true" saying. Maybe the AP guys forgot.
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Vriska Serket is holding a six-pack of soda cans branded "Drugs". She has a slightly crazy look on her face and yells, "Hey, guys! Let's GO DO DRUGS in the WOODS!" Feferi Peixes is smiling and starry-eyed saying, "That sounds much safer!" Tavros Nitram and Kanaya Maryam are silently freaking out in the background.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/10/2025
at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The Republican Party is a racist institution from top to bottom and must be completely dismantled, Exhibit A.
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
John Egbert
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Note to my fellow leftists in the replies: a political candidate who doesn't give a message on the 4th of July that is at least hopeful about America will never be elected to a major office.
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Damn, who would have guessed that stuffing your staff full of sycophantic yes-men means they don't tell you about bad news?
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This callout post could have been a DM.
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
This is such obvious motivated reasoning. You're saying this not because it IS true, but because you WANT it to be true. You can't look up at a fucking redwood tree in London.
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
If you want to know the difference between here and Twitter, the replies to this story here are full of people outraged at the obvious racial profiling in this case, whereas on Twitter they are full of people insisting that illegal immigrants have no rights and that anything can be done to them.
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
"poor people aren't real" i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the social security building with my shitty bronco
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Admitting she was wrong. No seriously, a significant number of people would straight up rather kill themselves and everyone around them than admit culpability for their choices.
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borderless @borderless.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
If I had a nickel for every time a YouTube celebrity criminal got doxxed because of a pizza box, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
RS with what you're currently reading (Ironically, this was translated by Zack Davisson, the one Shaenon reskeeted!)
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Nauth le Roy @nauth.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
We got 1k followers on BlueSky! Time for a little art raffle dont you guys think? Just retweet this post, and comment bellow what you would like to see working on, it can be OC or Fanart just as long as it remains at one character only! I will choose the winner at random, so good luck to everyone!
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Mahershala Ali, if we're talking about anyone who attended our high school. If we're just keeping it to people who graduated from our school, then Don Wakamatsu, probably? I dunno how to rank the fame of sports guys, tbh.
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The Isaac Who Came In From the Butler @isaacbutler.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
Rest in peace Terry Bisson author of, among other things, one of the funniest sci fi stories ever written (you can read it here): www.mit.edu/people/dpoli...
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They're Made out of Meat
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
This is why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.
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Kernanator @kernanator.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
I would bet money that Gaetz would quote the "Chaos is a ladder" speech from Game of Thrones.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
every single dollar spent on DALL-E 3 or whatever should have gone instead to keeping The Nib alive
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Randy Milholland @choochoobear.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Me: "Time to go to speech therapy!" Velma: "I don't want to." Me: "And speech therapy is why you are able to tell me you don't want to go." Velma: -annoyed glare-
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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
me: correct me if I’m wrong- the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 24/07/2023
"It's so weird that people are interested in the moral consequences of new inventions, and not simply worshipping their inventors" says the former head of Tesla Autopilot, without a shred of irony.
Andrej Karpathy tweet, reading "My hope going into Oppenheimer was that it would be a kind of true story "Avengers of Science". It's still a good movie with lots of gems but the focus was elsewhere."
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