Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 14/10/2026listen some of us can’t fit our thighs in little pants 000
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And sometimes you’re butt naked in your kitchen eating coffee cake with your bare hands on a Saturday night at 11pm 120
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 25/09/202612 maximum for one DAY?? this IS unparalleled parking 0120
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the true villain of control resonant is that every restaurant in New York is a chain with like 10 locations 1181
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dylan has been locked up/comatose for nearly 25 years. he doesn’t know about gamer gate. 1322
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Since Control Resonant is out, here are some thoughts i wanted to tweet out while playing (short thread): 1100
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026life is taking the potato masher out of the dishwasher just to put it back in dirtied again. 020
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026big coward baby going into the resident evil movie. 🥺🥺wish me luck 🥺🥺 001
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s not that common of a name, this doesn’t happen to me often!!! 020
Reposted by ZoeWilla Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Control Resonant is proof that bigger is not better. A sequel that misunderstands what made the original so gripping. A tired open-world, middling combat, and a by the book story don't help. But even more disappointing is how it casts aside Jesse. www.polygon.com/control-reso...polygon.comControl Resonant Misses the Mark In Nearly Every Way | ReviewRemedy's latest is a failed attempt to step outside its comfort zone 48119
Reposted by ZoeWilla Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Nintendo Switch, but Samus Aran is a top 041
Reposted by ZoeWilla Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In metroid ravenous, Samus Aran will call the player a good girl 23614
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Zoe’s review of Control (2019): Nevertheless She Girlbossed 081
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i bought moose tracks ice cream for the house, because willa had never had it before, but she cannot stop calling it “moose knuckle”. she’s not even doing it to be funny! 020
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026CONGRATULATIONS 😭😭😭😭 we’re hitting every single bar in the establishment 130
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026oh my god…that musical is going to run for the next 10 years 041
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I am no longer shackled in the basement from saying this is one of the best games of 2025 010
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 08/08/2026willa disagrees, she’s sitting by the window oohing and ahhing 020
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026it’s happening again. today she’s getting a light shave. me and the other cat just stare at each other listening to The Horrors. 030
Reposted by ZoeWilla Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I did it ko-fi.com/Post/The-Emm...ko-fi.comThe Emma Frost primerWilla Rowe published a post on Ko-fi 1175
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 29/07/2026ask her about the people she believes are lying about their number of laps for the board that measures distance (which ISNT a competition) 010
Reposted by ZoeWilla Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Don't you want the person who points out Nature Girl in the trailer to review the game for you? Hit me up! 0155
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 14/07/2026you heard of game difficulty discourse? my wife is trying to start “you should be able to kick people out of the fast lane during the public pool’s morning adult lap swim” discourse 030
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026PLS IM CRASHING OUT the fans are people who watch women’s sports in NYC. Teal is our unifying thing! it’s reneging on what the league previously said! i’ll accept the logo and name if i can just get my beautiful color back instead of the worlds most generic shade of blue 152
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026you are never going to get me to side against the city of Montreal with their whole “only french writing, signage, and menus” thing. In the growing ‘samification’ of the world, good on them for saying “we don’t care about being annoying, we are keeping our culture and what makes us unique” 030
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I’ve been reflecting on it, and for me the pacing is what it’s like to BE a teenager. “wait what are we doing here, what’s going on…boom its love”; the classic ‘slow then all at once’ trope 010
Reposted by ZoeWilla Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026My birthday was over the weekend and it's Pride Month, time to remind you I am LOOKING FOR WORK Editors: Look for my pitches or contact me via DM/email. Let me review games for you! Developers/PR: I'm open to mock reviews and consulting Everyone else: Shares appreciated linktr.ee/thewillarowe 02719
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 12/06/2026if you think a heat advisory with insane humidity is gonna prevent me from taking a boiling hot shower, you’ve got another thing coming. 110
Reposted by ZoeWilla Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Young Han Solo has a tony 161
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I WON! WILLA GOT 18 RIGHT I GOT 19!!!! EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH!!! 020
Reposted by ZoeWilla Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Where is bobby cannavale’s Tony for the movie blue moon. I know this makes no sense, but it is a fact 142
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 07/06/2026this morning at 1AM, I finished Disco Elysium after playing it for the first time. I really enjoyed it, great game! on every possible metric, in every fathomable way, Zero Parades is better. 092
Reposted by ZoeWilla Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Truly RIP to a legend. Would go to Cozy Soup n Burger weekly when Zoe was at NYU. See bad shows at Tisch and shit talk them over a plate of cheese fries at just a low enough volume to make sure nobody would hear if we were talking about there show when they walked in (which they often did)grubstreet.comWe Shouldn’t Have Taken Cozy Soup ’n’ Burger for GrantedRising rents and increased costs have claimed another downtown landmark. 222
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 23/05/2026i’m not allowed to just have a cool looking spy in Zero Parades. apparently i have to “pay attention to stats” and “it isn’t about dressing up” please im in these fuckass sweatpants!!! 030
Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 20/05/2026getting a manicure: a monthly chore, back aching, hyper vigilance, a slog through the muck, ouch, the hubris of man, an affront to god and his creations❌💥👺🚨‼️🚧 getting a pedicure: spiritual, self-care, indulgence, healthy, sleepy, hygienic, reconnecting with mother nature and her Earth 🌸🐬🌷🦋💐🌊 030
Reposted by ZoeWilla Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026When the world needed him most (the Jamie Lloyd age) Sam Gold vanished 021
