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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Since Control Resonant is out, here are some thoughts i wanted to tweet out while playing (short thread):

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

life is taking the potato masher out of the dishwasher just to put it back in dirtied again.

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

big coward baby going into the resident evil movie. 🥺🥺wish me luck 🥺🥺

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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Control Resonant is proof that bigger is not better. A sequel that misunderstands what made the original so gripping. A tired open-world, middling combat, and a by the book story don't help. But even more disappointing is how it casts aside Jesse. www.polygon.com/control-reso...

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Control Resonant Misses the Mark In Nearly Every Way | Review

Remedy's latest is a failed attempt to step outside its comfort zone

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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Nintendo Switch, but Samus Aran is a top

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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

In metroid ravenous, Samus Aran will call the player a good girl

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Zoe’s review of Control (2019): Nevertheless She Girlbossed

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i bought moose tracks ice cream for the house, because willa had never had it before, but she cannot stop calling it “moose knuckle”. she’s not even doing it to be funny!

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

oh my god…that musical is going to run for the next 10 years

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

RETRACTED until further notice

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I am no longer shackled in the basement from saying this is one of the best games of 2025

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

it’s happening again. today she’s getting a light shave. me and the other cat just stare at each other listening to The Horrors.

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

ask her about the people she believes are lying about their number of laps for the board that measures distance (which ISNT a competition)

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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Don't you want the person who points out Nature Girl in the trailer to review the game for you? Hit me up!

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

you heard of game difficulty discourse? my wife is trying to start “you should be able to kick people out of the fast lane during the public pool’s morning adult lap swim” discourse

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

PLS IM CRASHING OUT the fans are people who watch women’s sports in NYC. Teal is our unifying thing! it’s reneging on what the league previously said! i’ll accept the logo and name if i can just get my beautiful color back instead of the worlds most generic shade of blue

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

you are never going to get me to side against the city of Montreal with their whole “only french writing, signage, and menus” thing. In the growing ‘samification’ of the world, good on them for saying “we don’t care about being annoying, we are keeping our culture and what makes us unique”

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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

My birthday was over the weekend and it's Pride Month, time to remind you I am LOOKING FOR WORK Editors: Look for my pitches or contact me via DM/email. Let me review games for you! Developers/PR: I'm open to mock reviews and consulting Everyone else: Shares appreciated linktr.ee/thewillarowe

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

if you think a heat advisory with insane humidity is gonna prevent me from taking a boiling hot shower, you’ve got another thing coming.

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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Young Han Solo has a tony

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I WON! WILLA GOT 18 RIGHT I GOT 19!!!! EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH!!!

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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Where is bobby cannavale’s Tony for the movie blue moon. I know this makes no sense, but it is a fact

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

this morning at 1AM, I finished Disco Elysium after playing it for the first time. I really enjoyed it, great game! on every possible metric, in every fathomable way, Zero Parades is better.

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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Truly RIP to a legend. Would go to Cozy Soup n Burger weekly when Zoe was at NYU. See bad shows at Tisch and shit talk them over a plate of cheese fries at just a low enough volume to make sure nobody would hear if we were talking about there show when they walked in (which they often did)

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We Shouldn’t Have Taken Cozy Soup ’n’ Burger for Granted

Rising rents and increased costs have claimed another downtown landmark.

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

life is once again worth living 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

i’m not allowed to just have a cool looking spy in Zero Parades. apparently i have to “pay attention to stats” and “it isn’t about dressing up” please im in these fuckass sweatpants!!!

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

getting a manicure: a monthly chore, back aching, hyper vigilance, a slog through the muck, ouch, the hubris of man, an affront to god and his creations❌💥👺🚨‼️🚧 getting a pedicure: spiritual, self-care, indulgence, healthy, sleepy, hygienic, reconnecting with mother nature and her Earth 🌸🐬🌷🦋💐🌊

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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

When the world needed him most (the Jamie Lloyd age) Sam Gold vanished

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Nazis are Bad, Puzzles are Good. In this house we stan discount Indiana Jones!

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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Titanium Court is steeped in theatrical language, pulling from the medium to help establish the rules of it's absurdist world. And while the game successfully replicates these theatrical frameworks, it misses the most important part: The Point ko-fi.com/post/The-Pla...

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The Player's the Thing

Willa Rowe published a supporter-only post on Ko-fi!

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Tony Award for Joshua Henry’s single teardrop rolling down his cheek as he sings “Wheels Of A Dream” at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Short notice (hey i can't control when the site i write for gets shuttered) but I'm still looking to review these May games if you have the space: - Mixtape - Call of the Elder Gods - Directive 8020 - The Remake of the End of the Greatest RPG of All Time

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Breaking News: I didn’t like the dinner my wife made tonight and EVERYBODY feels bad about it! More at 11.

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

it’s not backlash! at worse, it’s discourse!

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

No man you just don’t get it…it’s not just an aquarium doing a “putting on the ritz” parody….its an aquarium doing a pastiche of Young Frankenstein DOING “putting on the ritz” www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gpfTc2/

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POV: you’re looking for things to do in Long Beach. When suddenly a singing otter appears on your timeline telling you it’s time to start lookin’ at the fish. Honestly, Elsie Otter…you might be onto s...

TikTok video by The Pacific Pals

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Willa had to give the cat a bath suddenly (don’t ask) and all i hear from the bathroom is running water, the most terrified meows, and “yeah, we’re gonna get through this together”.

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

PUT SOME 👏🏻PANTS 👏🏻ON 👏🏻THAT BABY👏🏻

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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

gonna hold your hands when i say this, lovingly, pragmata is why we need more non-men doing reviews

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

don’t mind me i’m just crying at work because the Astronauts on the Artemis want to name the bright spot on the moon they discovered after the commander on board’s late wife, minutes after going the farthest distance in space that humans have traveled.

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

not an april fools joke, Willa let me out of my cage

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Zoe @kermitthefrog.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Emily Deschanel (sp?) gave the comedic performance of a generation in Bones. Sheldon WHO.

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