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Kevin Erlendsson

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If you are looking for a play-by-play commentator I will literally move anywhere

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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw Digger, and after seeing all the negative reviews and reactions to it, I would like to make this statement in response:
Ricky Bobby screenshot, but instead of saying “If you don’t chew big red,” it says “If you didn’t like Digger, then fuck you”

Because Digger was great and so many people said it was bad. This is meant to emphasize that those people are wrong and dumb
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ESPN+ used this on their usf broadcast tonight. I can’t stop laughing
Establishing shot for espn+ broadcast of USF vs Delaware St, showing the streetcar stop outside of Benchmark International Arena. Only the name on the building says “St. Pete Times Forum,” which was the name of the building from 2002-2012. It is of course 2026
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watchin baseball
The Rays Baseball television booth, as Andy Freed and Brian Anderson look on at Dinger the Dino drawing a picture while live on the air
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Jack Donaghy ass movie
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s a long list and there’s a lot of competition, but that was the most embarrassing performance this team has ever had. Erased every single piece of positivity they built. The kind of performance that leaves you listless and unsure of how you ever come back from it
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Don’t understand how that’s not a foul on the goal. Hand on the back, pushed down, right on the back of the defender. How is that not a foul
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Said it when Belgium won a penalty for the same reason, I’ll say it again: I hate this rule where the attacker can infringe upon the defender’s space when playing the ball and draw a foul
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mexico have played too timid and not brave enough in possession. England are defending well, and they’ve clearly prepared well, but Mexico are not playing at a pace they need to penetrate them
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Shades of Omar Gonzalez on that one. Heart in your throat moment
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Morocco are playing like they all had tranquilizers slipped into their drinks before kickoff
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
80 minutes to show a yellow to a player. Send this guy home tonight
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
درود و افتخار بر ایران
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is an absolute farce man. Neither side has shown an ounce of intent since the second equalizer. Embarrassing from both teams
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
In case you were not blessed with seeing this happen live
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The picture of Bielsa sitting on his cooler on the tarmac is gonna win a Pulitzer
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is about the time that Roberto Martinez would be chucking on Batshuayi
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hapless Türkiye performance means a successful hate watch for me, get kangarooed bozos
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Sean McDonough is ass at calling hockey exhibit 1,658
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I think this sentiment is done in good faith and can be true, but I always feel icky when I see it. There should be an accompanying asterisk that says “if you can afford help”
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social jic no one has made you privy to this
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
USF did it first
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
All the college football people who love Sean mcdonagh need to understand he is abysmal at calling hockey
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/01/2026
Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
jaderemedy • 4h ago
And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like.
Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is
"well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it.
This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order.
And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny.
You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely.
"Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckin…
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Pick six to end his career, and they say there is no beauty left in this world
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Oregon’s band playing Defying Gravity, presumably because Dante Moore has spent all night defying gravity on every drop back
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This should’ve been Duke
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Just saw a headline on the news “Florida sues Starbucks over DEI” and I defy you to find hope for the future
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Was exploring all the options for Workd Cup base camps and there is a rich tapestry of selections in here. I think my favorite is Holiday Inn in Stillwater fwc26teambasecamps.fifa.com#/tbc/
fwc26teambasecamps.fifa.com
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I was right
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
There is not a single good football team this year, except for Indiana of course
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
With all the nwsl news in the last few months from a viability standpoint, I think something they can change immediately is not have the final be a neutral site game. Atmosphere is considerably lacking, and it’s dumb in a league with so few clubs
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Penn State had a chance to do the funniest thing possible, only to find and execute an even funnier thing
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Why is Sports Illustrated advertising on premier league matches
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I got to witness someone using chat gtp in real time today. He asked, in the middle of a grocery store, “which kind of grapes are healthier?” The attached image is a close approximation of my reaction
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Twitter’s ai is very good at this
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I read this out loud in the same rhythm of a @jasonkirk.fyi disasters reading. 10/10 headline
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I think any action that results in a fine during the NHL preseason should be an automatic suspension for game one of the regular season. And any suspension should be doubled
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Stephanie White might not make it out of this building without stabbing someone over this call
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
This Fever-Aces game isn’t Miracle, it’s Mystery, Alaska
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
The Indiana Fever might be most cursed team in professional sports
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
This game is hilarious. Vegas is the overwhelming favorite, at home, well oiled offensive machine, getting to their spots, working the high screens mostly effectively. Meanwhile, Indiana’s offense is just making doodlebob noises and hope. And it’s a two point game at halftime!
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Just catching up after work but it appears the wnba is on the cusp of a civil war
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Got asked to be in a fantasy league with some folks whom I’m starting to think aren’t my people
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Brilliant gambit by Palace, letting Liverpool equalize so they could score a late winner
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
HBO should be ashamed of themselves for including a “skip intro” button on peacemaker episodes
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Two and a half hours till I see One Battle After Another, and then I need to find something new to get me through the next month of work
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Thinking about how Timothee Chalamet gave an awards acceptance speech talking about how he wants to be the greatest actor of all time, and the next time we see him he’s following up a Bob Dylan movie with a table tennis biopic
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
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Kevin Erlendsson @kerlendsson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The vibes were off the second Thom Brennaman’s face appeared
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