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Handed my notice in at the pub today. An emotional moment. Sad to think the next time I go in there I’ll have to pay full whack for a pint.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 11h

Listening to a lot of The Rest is Classified lately. Be laughing at HIGNFY next.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 22h

That time in Traitors where I can go on my phone for a bit and then come back when they’re talking about who the traitor(s) could be.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Edie has come home from nursery repeatedly saying another boy’s name. The staff shared a pic of the two of them hugging on the Family app. That’s it. I’ve lost her. Not even two years old and I’m yesterday’s man.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I see a lot of men do not like a lesbian on their talky football show.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I see Man City’s copium today is. Let’s see how this works out.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s likely a “me” problem but Burnham’s pro-Abu Dhabi statement regarding the Man City mess just makes me uncomfortable.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@bluemoonpodcast.com Thought you spoke exceptionally on SSN just now. Good work David.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Manchester City Fucked Status: Proper.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Turns out an agency have been ringing me for a week about a new job and I’ve been ignoring the call because the number obviously not saved in my phone. Whoops.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pensioners adversely affected by the removal of the triple lock just need to stop buying those magazines that help you build a Lancaster Bomber model when the first edition is dirt cheap to lure you in.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Might try and watch Terminator 2 this week.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“We pay your benefits” chant. From Gillingham fans. To York fans. Think about that.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Maine Road v Manchester City going to be tasty. Running battles up and down Brantingham Road. Royal Oak getting its windows put through.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bloody love a good beer festival. Opening day of the Halifax one today and I’m the youngest one here by a nautical mile.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My balls have been hurting me for two days now, so that’s nice.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Two days until Halifax Beer Festival and I’m trying to shake off a cold in time to participate. I feel like Beckham with his foot in an oxygen tent in the summer of 2002.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Whilst I remain an international football nonce, even I think the forthcoming fortnight window is a bit much and a bit early.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Amazing that conspiracy nut Andros Townsend spends the summer eating raw meat and blinding his kids but he still ends up getting injured after a steamroller runs him over.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

On a train surrounded by Derby County Football Club fans as we go to see Death Cab for Cutie. Too much DCFC for one day.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Having to put up with Rob Green’s finger for fifteen minutes 🤮

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Paging any #HMHB lovers who fancy a night (24/10) in a brilliant Loughborough pub listening to yours truly covering a couple of hours worth of their classics. If you are interested, please let me know - entry is free but there is limited space upstairs. Please spread the word!

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Best mate has text me to say he’s watching Heat for the first time ever tonight and I am living vicariously through him for the next three hours. Slick.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

www.theguardian.com/football/202... All of this is wonderful Thomas but you decided to not have a fucking outlet. Madueke, Saka, Rashford, Watkins - anyone to make the defence worry about pushing up. But it’s fine we beat France by a rugby union score and you get a few more million until Euro 2028.

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‘My scar, not your scar’: Tuchel stands by England semi-final subs but admits wrong timing

Thomas Tuchel stands by his heavily criticised defensive substitutions in the World Cup semi-final defeat against Argentina, but accepts he made them too early

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

United realising a manager, sacked by a Championship club, isn’t good enough for them after giving him a permanent deal is funny. To do it twice is careless. And very funny.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Watching “True Lies” (1994), I hope this does not offend the woke mob.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026

Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks theonion.com/archaeologists-discove…

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Barnet postponed due to international call ups. Sixty quid sank on trainfare. A bit annoyed but first time I’ve been stung on a postponement with transport booked in about fifteen years. We had a good run.

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Same Old City podcast @sameoldcity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🎙️ New episode: Newb Found Glory🎙️ Ben's back on the pod as we discuss: 4️⃣ Comfortable win v Swindon 💫 Screamers from Newby & Banks 🟥 Red mist for Clark 🔮 Preview of Newcastle U21 & Chesterfield Listen on Spotify/Apple etc or here 👉 www.sameoldcity.com/p/newb-found... 📸 Tom Poole

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Newb Found Glory

A good day at the office against Swindon

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Gonna need that one explaining to me.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Watching this Saff Africa v New Zealand rugby yooooonion match with my dad (he’s a big fan) and apparently it’s in America. Lot of white South Africa fans in the crowd. Funny that.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

York absolutely destroying the second best team in the league with ease. Funny. Very funny.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Enough fucking about. My Morrissey Solo XI. HOME GROUND: The National Front Isco MANAGER: Piccadilly Scolari

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Enough fucking about. My The Smiths XI.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I don’t tend to comment on I-P issues but absolute lol at Israel banning ten UK MPs and closing the consulate in Jerusalem over the mildest condemnation ever.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

At the itchy stage of sunburn.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Can’t help but feel Ludwig has jumped the shark a bit. First series with the identity sharing element was interesting. Now it’s just another detective show.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Always get public transport in and out of Manchester airport, but had a pick up at T2 this afternoon and it was genuinely hell on Earth. Carnage. Men, women and children disregarding crossing points and wandering into traffic. Drivers arguing with each other. Insane stuff.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I reckon they run two specific different coaches for this.

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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I find top-flight supporters who believe in conspiracies against their teams to be tiresome and boring, but, fuck me, this Mike Dean interview has helped no one!

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