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Kenneth Owen

@kennethowen.bsky.social
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Dad. Teacher. Historian. In that order. Political historian, studying secession movements. Also studying early America. Probably running or watching sports.

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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Phil Neville’s thoughts on xG explain why he is an xCoach
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Darren Fletcher should be watching FCCincinnati vs Vancouver in MLS right now. 4-3 after 60 minutes. Exhibition soccer in competitive play!
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Christopher Jones @ccjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If, on the off chance you actually enjoy the shithousery, might I recommend a random El Salvador-Honduras friendly? Imagine this, with significantly worse quality, playing on the worst pitch you can imagine.
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Parades taking defeat with the level of class and grace you’d expect from an Argentine ‘footballer’
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
He’s gonna be the one that saves you?
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Evidently it got returned at half time
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ref should have to be on the sidelines for a minute if he needs treatment like that.
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Alexander Abnos @anabnos.com · 18/07/2026
Spare a thought for everyone seated behind the goal on the right of your tv screen. Seven goals, none in front of them, and the sun is shining right in their faces.
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Your truly English friends should appreciate the utter ridiculousness of this whole game
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Darren Fletcher on FOX says he can’t believe what he’s seeing. Darren Fletcher has never watched MLS After Dark
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Tuchel just saying a big ‘eff you, see how you like it’ to Arteta
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It’s not like they had a CB on a yellow to run at, either…
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
England and France heard the MLS was starting up again and decided to perform a tribute act
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
TIME TO BREAK THE DAN BURN EMERGENCY GLASS
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Knew I should have switched off at half time
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I understand not starting him to manage his injury. I will never understand why he did not end the semi final on the pitch
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ollie Watkins currently showing why Harry Kane is the one England player whose place in the lineup no one ever questions
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
TIME TO BREAK THE DAN BURN EMERGENCY GLASS
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yes, this is just trying to wash the Argentina game out of my system. St Louis City beating Sporting Kansas City helped, but this is definitely helpful
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Third place is clearly the real final, as the losers in the ‘Final’ still get given medals
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Last time France were getting beaten this badly in North America by the English, Spain tried to bail them out at half time #SevenYearsWarJokes
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Rabiot would be a hoot in MLS
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It turns out France’s football ability is directly tied to the Bayeux Tapestry being in France
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Which is both great and a shame, as I’d have laughed my ass off if Kane or Bellingham got the Golden Boot off of this game
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Saka making a late run for Golden Boot
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Konate showing up hard
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We should make the second half like Soccer Aid and have the French bring on Michel Roux, Laurent Jalabert and Azzedine Habz. Couldn’t scarcely be worse
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 18/07/2026
this game is always just about which team gives slightly more of a shit, and i'm pleasantly surprised to learn that it's england.
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France’s defending was so bad there even Rashford couldn’t screw it upforever
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France are the fun rivals
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France aren’t kicking anything that moves
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France putting up less defense than George Washington at Fort necessity
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ok, I don’t really care about this game but I will never complain about taking a 2-0 lead vs France
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Unacceptable- and all too obviously flawed
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have never seen a more perfect example of How Not To Defend A Lead
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Arse
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Time to turn Dan Burn into Andy Carroll
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The idea England now see out games with two former Darlington players in their back line is a sign we live in an unbelievable world
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
DAN BURN ALERT
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
That sad ‘FIFA’ on the sideline is hilariously quiet compared to the Coca Cola fan corner ads they put up in USMNT games
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
DJed Spence with the tackle equivalent of a Dan Burn header
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
FUCK YES
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m up for club banter as much as the next guy, but that is unjustified!
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Argentina making Brentford look like a joga bonito side here
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Of course Lalas thinks the ref did a good job
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 15/07/2026
there were 3 minutes added on for that half. so without the hydration break, the referee added on nothing. because it was just 45 minutes of pure football.
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is why I hate Argentine football. 10 thugs kicking lumps out of the opposition while the world lets marketing dazzle them with the 11th.
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Welcome to the CONCACAF experience, Europeans!
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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Boooo
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