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Alexander Abnos @anabnos.com · 18/07/2026

Ref should have to be on the sidelines for a minute if he needs treatment like that.

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Spare a thought for everyone seated behind the goal on the right of your tv screen. Seven goals, none in front of them, and the sun is shining right in their faces.

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Darren Fletcher on FOX says he can’t believe what he’s seeing. Darren Fletcher has never watched MLS After Dark

England and France heard the MLS was starting up again and decided to perform a tribute act

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TIME TO BREAK THE DAN BURN EMERGENCY GLASS

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Knew I should have switched off at half time

Ollie Watkins currently showing why Harry Kane is the one England player whose place in the lineup no one ever questions

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TIME TO BREAK THE DAN BURN EMERGENCY GLASS

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Third place is clearly the real final, as the losers in the ‘Final’ still get given medals

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Last time France were getting beaten this badly in North America by the English, Spain tried to bail them out at half time #SevenYearsWarJokes

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It turns out France’s football ability is directly tied to the Bayeux Tapestry being in France

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Saka making a late run for Golden Boot

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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 18/07/2026

We should make the second half like Soccer Aid and have the French bring on Michel Roux, Laurent Jalabert and Azzedine Habz. Couldn’t scarcely be worse

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this game is always just about which team gives slightly more of a shit, and i'm pleasantly surprised to learn that it's england.

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France’s defending was so bad there even Rashford couldn’t screw it upforever

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France putting up less defense than George Washington at Fort necessity

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Ok, I don’t really care about this game but I will never complain about taking a 2-0 lead vs France

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Unacceptable- and all too obviously flawed

Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

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I have never seen a more perfect example of How Not To Defend A Lead

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Time to turn Dan Burn into Andy Carroll

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The idea England now see out games with two former Darlington players in their back line is a sign we live in an unbelievable world

That sad ‘FIFA’ on the sideline is hilariously quiet compared to the Coca Cola fan corner ads they put up in USMNT games

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DJed Spence with the tackle equivalent of a Dan Burn header

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Argentina making Brentford look like a joga bonito side here

Of course Lalas thinks the ref did a good job

Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 15/07/2026

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there were 3 minutes added on for that half. so without the hydration break, the referee added on nothing. because it was just 45 minutes of pure football.

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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 12/07/2026

This is why I hate Argentine football. 10 thugs kicking lumps out of the opposition while the world lets marketing dazzle them with the 11th.

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i think the thing about international football is that everyone gets to go away, jude gets to deal with mourinho's bullshit for a couple of months instead

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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

As with Ragnarok, the giants (Dan Burn) will defeat the gods (Erling Haaland)

Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I’m guessing all the academics who reflexively support the colonized against the colonizers will be rooting against Norway tonight?

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Kenneth Owen @kennethowen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Imagine trying to attach yourself to a successful team and ending up getting individually mocked by Belgium

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They may as well just have replaced Patrick Beach with the plastic kangaroo

Wife: ‘I just want everyone to do well’ Me: ‘knockout football isn’t really for you, is it?’

Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 03/07/2026

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LLMs are a kind of uncertainty filter that give credible sources and bad ones the same glossy finish, severing the links so you can't really be sure

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Mat Ryan looks slightly confused as to why he’s on the field at all