iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I have come to add spells to my grimoire

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I like to watch people in public and pretend they are in a music video for the music I'm listening to

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Whoever's grand design it is to put these whopping great big speed bumps at every intersection around Christchurch needs a sack tap

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

My wife is telling all her mates about how misshapen hip joints is a common genetic traits amongst Europeans and I'm just muttering, That's what yiz get

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

If you see this, post a mountain picture

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 30/07/2024

Right, back on Bluesky. Twitter is paru

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 10/06/2024

Mad about something I'm not sure what

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

Only a couple people have noticed I do it. Sometimes when I make eye contact for the first time in an interaction, I let out an involuntary "hm". It's a kind of startled low short hum sound. Mild horror that I've just been perceived.

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

Enjoying Dakjuk and a maple matcha at Noki opposite the Carlton. Recommend!

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

Flixonase but it's a mayonnaise type spread vehicle for antihistamines

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

I'm being persecuted (having my bottom pinched) for disliking electro-swing. I thought I was being uncontroversial.

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

Looking through old family photos lol

Kenaniah, a photo bombing gremlin, picks his nose over his Mother's shoulder

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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

at least one of them did

photograph of a really spectacular eclipse

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

If I had a 3D printer, I would make a holder for my wife's razor that doesn't eject as soon as you so much as look at it

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

Patron of the Arts (sandwich artistry)

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 24/10/2023

Is it Fisherman's Friend because they help with congestion brought on by working in the cold sea air, or do fishermen often suffer from halitosis?

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

Listening to Masayoshi Takanaka, testing out the new hedge trimmer 🍃

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

Starting a Reo course soon and I'm very excited. I noticed our kaiaromatawhai started and ended with a very Christian karakia. Is that pretty standard?

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

when someone shows up to the party w the same basket as you

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

Did some work for a Māori couple today. The joy and eagerness I feel when Māori ask me where I'm from vs cautious obstinance I employ against Pākehā asking the same.

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

Fell asleep on the couch but the results still look bleak. I could try hibernation

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

I had a dream I was starting to go grey. I was so excited about it

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

Had boy lunch today (half a salami)

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

Torturing myself by imagining a Boer singing Des'ree's I'm kissing you

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

Spotify turned on smart shuffle on one of my playlists. I was briefly incensed BUT, it was Jill Scott's "Do you remember me". Bo' selecta I guess

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

I don't know how they'd know this so it was probably some sort of fever dream but I could swear my sister and her bf told me those BYD electric SUVs have a kind of glowy sinew you can twang on the car door interior. Is this true? Do cars have frenulums now?

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

Channeling my inner Al Borland

Snug in my tucked flannel and belted jeans

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

Charlie's Angels but they're Charlemagne's Angels so they're called like Liutgard Ermentrude and Waldrada

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

Using my knowledge of Gunkata to most efficiently finger and jerk my way through all the sense offenders at the orgy

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

I love those no vacancy signs where the second half doesn't work so it just says, NO Oh hey I'm just wonderi.. No But.. NO

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

Herbie Hancock: Just keep on doin' it Me: Y'know what mate I think I will

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

Walking to the store so my cat can have meat in the morning and I'm treated to this sunset

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

One last nudge e te whaanau

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

Etymology gets me going man. Some Roman guy sees a bird and thinks we need a word for that. I think we need to go back to recognising the times that we see a cool bird as auspicious moments

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

Ugh. Fault finding electrical problems in my dreams

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

Just touching base I'm over here touching my base I got lotion on my base rn

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

Man who calls his freshly razored face his shaven haven

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

I found this in a wall behind a light switch years ago. Not sure what I've done with it now.

I am holding an Odboddz card. This one pictures the Navel Gazer of Neptune!

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

Drop something blue from your gallery

Towering white clouds crown the rolling landscape around Gebbies Pass. Viewed from atop Mt Ada, the idyllic scene belies a history of violent volcanism. The deeds of Atua visible aeons on

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

10:30am an I've already had it with paakehaa. White supremacy but you look like half chewed hubbabubba. Majin Buu mf stands next to me and feels supreme..

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Man there's guy I drive past every morning who has a choice as FULL head of hair. He's got this purposeful stride though which means his shit is schwangin' both to and fro as he goes.

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

My sister is cleaning and smacking some woolen yarn down on a chair outside. She looks an old matron of yore. She says the process is called thwacking? Which yeah that's exactly what she's doing

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

Do they make fridge/freezer drawers that don't break or come off their rails? Is the technology available yet? Not in my lifetime I don't think. I have hope for our children

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

We used to tease my little bro for saying bate as a past tense for beat, but now I think he was right

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kenaniah @kenaniah.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

I beat Balteus on my second go before 1.02 💅

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