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Kelvin (Not That One)

@kelvinhatle.bsky.social
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Minneapolis-area poindexter, aficionado of fig newtons and ridiculous films. Gets nutty about his dog. Also does some acting and writing when permitted.

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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I post about college sports about once per century, but the Gophers beat Michigan!!! We got the Little Brown Jug! This is rarer than hen's teeth. kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
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Minnesota Gophers stuns Michigan 20-14, wins Little Brown Jug
The Minnesota Gophers beat Michigan 20-14 on Saturday, ending a nearly a five-decade losing streak against the Wolverines at home.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey @chebutykin.bsky.social get a load of this.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Film fans: boycott the shit out of this.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I made a playlist of songs about the weather, so I wound up driving home in the rain to a bunch of songs about rain. And y'know, it was kind of nice.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm starting to think that a lot of the so-called wisdom of age is just exhaustion.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm starting to think that a lot of the so-called wisdom of age is just exhaustion.
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
spouse wore this tshirt to the twins game friday night and literally could not go 10 feet without someone coming up to us and complimenting his shirt and asking where to get one
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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Classic Hollywood
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obscure Marvel villain Turner D. Century smashing through a window. He's dressed like a guy circa 1900 and riding a tandem bicycle.
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em cassel @biketrouble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
here's something that's brought me a lot of joy over the last two weeks while apparently pissing off some of my neighbors lol
racketmn.com
An Interview With the Person Who Put Hundreds of ‘Wedding Crashers’ DVDs in South Mpls Little Free Libraries - Racket
'It is 100% a queer art installation,' Sable Adelaide tells us.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The system is down at work so here is a gratuitous selfie of a bored person.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is everything
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yay fleece vest weather. Boo almost everything else, but yay that.
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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thought I saw a tapir on a leash today but no it was a weirdly groomed shih-tzu.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A high school sort-of slasher (I don't think there were any stabbings?) that really needs to be seen. One of the better disguised political allegory art films I've ever seen.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Absolutely true. But still...
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Zack D Films 3d Animation
ALT: Zack D Films 3d Animation
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Supernintendo Chalmers!"
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gumby will never forgor
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anybody else reading old Doonesbury strips from the Seventies? Just me? Okay.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Assistant Fabric Librarian. Briefly had a temp job where I had to print out bar codes for a new filing system for fabric swatches, for a major retailer's in-house clothing design department.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm Kelvin Hatle, I'm over 60 and I do some acting in the Minneapolis area. At the very end of ELO's "Don't Bring Me Down," there's a clunk sound. It's the sound of a door closing, but for ages I thought it was Bev Bevan setting his sticks down and they messed up the edit. That tickled me.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what was your favorite movie that came out when you were 20?
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Intergalactic George McFly Laughs in Back to the Future
ALT: Intergalactic George McFly Laughs in Back to the Future
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Begun, the Crop Art Wars have.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I thought Hal Needham was dead, but I guess he's making a new movie?
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So what’s your definition of mixed feelings?
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
IT BEGINS
Pumpkin spice coffee creamers
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Kevin T. Houle @kevinthoule.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The absolute, hands-down, no contest, without a doubt, best thing at the Minnesota State Fair. #startrek #batman #cropart
Crop art (made with colored seeds) depicting Spock from Star Trek slapping Robin from Batman and the words: 

Robin: "Holy Crop Batm –"
Spock "No Robin! I'm a Vulcan not a superhero!"
"Bean me up!"
"60 Years of...Star Trek and Batman TV"
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
QTP with a robot that's not from Star wars or Transformers
Thinko the robot from the movie Sex Kittens Go To College. Also includes the scientist who built him and Mamie Van Doren.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This has been a horrible month of terrible news, stress, and big expenses. But at least I got to see a lunar eclipse tonight.
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Saraidh @saraidh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Between the weather and the start of the state fair, I feel like Minnesotans need the opposite of a snow day - a day where you're excused from work because you can't be expected to stay inside and sit at a desk under these conditions. (trying again without the typo)
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 25/08/2026
Tweet from 2022 by Marlow Stern:

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”
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Mark Wasson @reportermark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Edit of Spider-Man fighting fascism during Jake Lang’s very short protest in front of Minneapolis city hall today
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The sexual tension here between Ms. Moreno and Animal is hotter than anything Hollywood could manufacture. They actually got married soon after this, divorced six months later.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What I like about ST: SNW is that it acknowledges Trek could sometimes be a vehicle for pastiches or just plain goofy, and lean into that. What I don't like about ST: SNW is that they forget about the "sometimes" part.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dag nabbit, I’ve got to get back to Austin someday
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Men's science fiction is when Ryan Gosling has a gun Women's science fiction is when Ryan Gosling has a cardigan
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Check it out now Funk soul brother Right about now Funk soul brother
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Michael Kapp @michaelkapp.com · 15/08/2026
BREAKING: the Democratic National Committee just unanimously approved a resolution calling for the abolition of ICE! After terrorizing our friends, families, and neighbors, ICE has no place in our nation. I'm grateful @democrats.org agreed. Now we're onto the hard work to make that happen!
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gen Z Person: Why are people your age so weird? Me: Please see below.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Welp, the guy knows his brand.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Happy Nixon Resignation Day to all who celebrate.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
I don’t like when people think Being A Dick is the same thing as Having Balls. It’s not. Not even close. In fact there’s a Vas Deferens between them.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How do we make our French and Indian War comic more educational? How about we work some math into it?
An old comic book panel of two 18th century soldiers. Dialogue: "Ho ho ho a week? Nobody's seen hide nor hair o ye since the day the Frenchies moved out more than four years ago!" "Four years ago! 1759 plus 4 equals 1763!" "Yeah! Sept. 14, 1763! Come on with me!"
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Minnesota Fringe Festival is on! And I'll be in this parody of Casablanca set during the Minneapolis ICE raids! We open tonight at 10:00 at Theater In The Round. minnesotafringe.org/shows/2026/c...
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Casa Bde-Maka-Ska
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
*double checks to see if I have a brain* Oh yeah, I'll be fine.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Life.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I hope I'm stating the obvious here, but do not do not do not use this.
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
We need a real kickass name for our big Western hero. What’ll it be?
Movie poster for a 1950s Western movie called The Sheepman
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Kelvin (Not That One) @kelvinhatle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Jackson Beck
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