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Keltena

@keltena.bsky.social
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Spacy nerd and chronic lurker ∙ 30s ∙ English & (少し)日本語 OK ∙ icon from Clockwork by @chikuto.bsky.social

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I liked it, so I've got three.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
... Well that didn't work.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
UPDATE: Achieved the ending I was going for—win election, fulfill brother's request—but he is still low-contact with me. :c Probably because I'm the ruler of the evil empire and he is quite reasonably wary of that, but I'm still sad, dammit. Take 3: do siblingquest AGAIN, lose election this time??
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"But don't you want to branch out and try other approaches to—" Sibling good end first. Other approaches later. First I must replay and be a less good detective on my way to sibling, so as not to make the same mistakes. Then, perhaps, other things.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Okay so I got *so much* incredible plot development this run that I did not expect, including quite possibly the single coolest scene in the game, but. BUT I did not get the sibling good end after all ;___; I am devastated. I need the sibling good end. I will do anything to get it.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tee hee.
Zorana (to Esmarai): I promise you, the person who killed Emperor Dragocen will get exactly what they deserve.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
By all means, go on, Father... I'm listening.
Dragocen: You don't seem to understand how this works, Zorana, which just proves my point. You are a child. A pampered, empty-headed child. The only way you could ever be Empress is over my dead body.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
thanks a bunch, dad.
Dragocen: I suppose you're not a *complete* failure, then.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
lmao
Narration: But once you know what the crystal looks like and exactly where it sits, you can devise a plan.Narration: You just need a little guided tour of the Imperial Jewels.Background changes to the Royal Treasury, in the center of which is a case containing nothing but an enormous, easily person-sized, glowing crystal.
Narration: ...Narration: Well. It is, indeed, simple to locate Eternal Radiance.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
YESSSSS 🚨 SIBLING ACHIEVED 🚨 This run is officially a success as far as its primary purpose is concerned!
Prince Voshkot in a small spaceship.
Narration: A tall figure steps through the hatch.Voshkot: Hello, little sister.Options:
1. Hug him (selected)
2. Hit him (tests Reflexes + Unarmed)
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Opinions vary on the nature of the assassination. Most leading theories involve an ill-fated journey to a friend's birthday party. Or, failing that, chocolate."
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Heee.
Skill check: Galactic Relations (★Radomil) [Practiced → SUCCESS]

Narration: In your research on Crystal Nova, you've stumbled across a book of stories regarding a legendary ruler who was said to have lived long before the cataclysm that plunged their world into darkness and ice.Her name was Princess Melody, which doesn't sound like a real name that a Novan ruler would have. Most scholars agree that she probably never existed, especially since the stories about her are so contradictory.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh, or for new profiles to show any allies/enemies you already know about without requiring you to individually investigate both sides of each relationship. Sigh.
Profile for Mirelle, Elector of Cijna, with her allies and enemies listed. Stoyan is one of her allies.Profile of Stoyan, Regent-Elector of Death's Wings. None of his allies are listed, even though some are already known, because he hasn't been individually investigated.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If there's one thing that frustrates me about this game, it's how difficult it makes it to reference info you've already learned in a run. My kingdom for the option to view a met Elector's profile without visiting them, or for the map view to list a planet's Electors instead of just active quests…
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Special shoutout, btw, to the Mau electors, who were kind enough to vote unanimously for someone who never once set foot anywhere near their planet. Realistically this probably means I made choices they approve of, but I prefer to think they just appreciate being left the fuck alone.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ahhh, *there* goes the other shoe. :)
Dragocen: Hello, daughter.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
—holy shit, did I just... straightforwardly win?? On my first full playthrough? Where I deliberately blew off all the useful social skills to play a tactless nerd??? Is there more to the ending, or did I actually win?
Sideo: The total votes are nineteen for Zorana, eight for Lukomir.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
—pffffhaha, oh man I laughed out loud. Incredible game-mechanic punchline there.
Korundi: We have reports suggesting multiple threats against your life. You should avoid any potentially hazardous situations that might be exploited.Korundi: Consider carefully whether anyone you know might be an enemy.Mood Change → CautiousSince Zorana's mood is now cautious, one of the available mood-changing actions is "Make Lists of Enemies".
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anatomy 101: Zorana learns to save her chiropractic experiments for people she dislikes.
Studying Basic-level Pressure Points: You study anatomy, learning about the most vulnerable points of the body which need to be protected from inexpert handling. Trying to 'realign' someone's spine could leave them paralysed!
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ahh, nothing like a scene that gives you three options for six entire skills you have a 0 in, thus freeing you to choose whichever failure sounds funniest.
Narration: You preen and pose for the camera, trying to present yourself at 'peak adorable'.
3 failed skill checks float by: Visual Arts + Dramatic Arts (Practiced), Allure (Graduate), and Allure (Student).Zorana: Ooo-woo?Narration: You're not entirely sure it's working.
Failed skill check: Empathy (Student)
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
... Yeah, I walked right into that one.
He closes the connection.Skill check: Empathy (Basic → FAIL)

You can't tell how he feels about you.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
this is the best negotiation I have ever had
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Strictly speaking this response is bad for me, but I'm just grateful I don't need an Empathy check to know how he feels.
Zorana (to Milan): I need the support of my Electors in order to formally become Empress. Will you pledge your loyalty to me?Narration: He shakes his head.Milan: Your father was the wickedest bastard ever born. He kissed death and shat lightning. He'd eat a newborn's heart raw to savor the taste.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Extremely auspicious first outfit, omg
The Toolbelt outfit (Engineering), a very cute brown overall dress with steampunk goggles, leather gloves, and a colorful array of tools stored in its too many belts.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That is a painfully vivid and accurate description.
Narration: It's all very stuffy. You'll be trapped standing in one place for hours, and you can't spend time with anyone you like or avoid anyone you loathe. By the end of the night, your feet will declare war on your knees.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
*sibling intrigue intensifies*
And then it hits you. This message isn't from some unknown cousin. It's from your *brother*.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"You've played video games." I am DYING.
Basic-level Operations: You're familiar with standard user interfaces and can make basic use of any program aimed at the home consumer without getting confused. You've played video games.
Basic-level Science: Science is about understanding how the world works. Learning requires experimentation: trial and error, note-taking, making new plans, and then trying again.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am space elf royalty. I am your future empress. You can trust me with explosives.
Learning the first two levels of Demolition:
1. Safety is paramount! Be aware of what might trigger an explosion - fire, heat, vibrations, tripwires, timers running out, etc. Always equip protective gear. And take cover!
2. You experiment with basic explosives, from tiny snap-bangs to thrown grenades or long-fuse dynamite. Satisfyingly BOOM, but dangerously indiscriminate.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This detail still cracks me up.
Sideo: You are also in need of a new team of advisors. By Imperial custom, you may not re-hire any minister from the previous cabinet.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I appreciate this game's choice of skill checks to introduce the concept with. Feels just like coming home :')
Sideo: In the meantime, your father was due to make a decision on extending the recapitalisation thresholds for this fivim's accretion task, so now it falls to you.Skill check: Economics〚Impossible → FAIL〛
Skill check: Deception〚Basic → FAIL〛
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Much more fun. 🍿
Esmarai: Shhh! Be quiet. I have to talk to you.Narration: Talk? She's not trying to kill you?Esmarai: It's about the Emperor's death. I don't think it was an accident.Esmarai: But no one's investigating! No one's even talked to us in the harem.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
See, this is *much* more fun than if I'd had a bodyguard here :D
A blue-skinned, six-winged woman appears in Zorana's dark bedroom. Narration: You open your eyes to see an attractive, scantily-clad Herkkan woman kneeling next to your bed. She looks familiar. Isn't that one of your father's concubines?
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Thanks! :D LLTQ is a tough act to follow, frankly, but as long as I have fun I'll be happy
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You can tell Zorana is a more advanced teenager than Elodie because she has even *more* moods. :')
Zorana's mood wheel, currently Determined. Clockwise from the top, the ten moods are: Excited, Daredevil, Bold, Determined, Secretive, Negative, Cautious, Compliant, Indulgent, Social.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I did the sensible thing last time; no sense in repeating that! Being safe from assassins is overrated, really.
Choice:
1. Accept Korundi's protection
2. (selected) Refuse the offer
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I wish the "dark button text" option worked on these choices instead of (as far as I can tell?) just in the system menus. I don't strictly need to be able to read the text while the option is focused, but it kind of hurts to look at.
Example of the white text with black outline used for highlighted choices.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh, neat, the unlocked codex entries persist between playthroughs? I guess that would be possible, since there's a separate place for per-run info.
The in-game codex, with several entries (characters, places, species) already filled in.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The interface is a little bit... sensory overload, compared to LLTQ's. Hopefully some of that will just be a matter of getting used to it, though.
The Cabinet room, with portraits of Zorana's parents visible in the detailed background art. Zorana thinks: (Father... Mother... I never really knew either of you.)
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If there's one thing I learned from LLTQ, it's that you'll never regret going all-in on Falconry from turn one.
Choice of pets:
1. A cunning bionic hawk (selected)
2. A sinuous golden viper
3. An all-consuming black blob
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I previously did maybe half(?) a playthrough in an earlier version of the game, but never finished. So I've been introduced to the new mechanics and remember bits of how some events can go, but nothing in much detail.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Galaxy Princess Zorana containment thread!
"I'm ready to die in space." (Outer Wilds dialogue option)
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I see it 👀
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Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 11/08/2026
My broken record issue: Serving as a poll worker is one of the best ways to make sure voters in your area are treated lawfully and professionally. This js a graphic from my BOE, but you can find info on how to sign up almost anywhere in the US here: www.eac.gov/help-america...
Graphic with flags on pieces of paper and these words:

Franklin County
BOARD OF ELECTIONS
VOTE
NATIONAL POLL WORKER
RECRUITMENT DAY
WE NEED 5,000 POLL WORKERS FOR THE GENERAL ELECTION ON
NOVEMBER 3, 2026
What you will do:
Apply to your local election office.
Complete your training.
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VOTE
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Help voters cast their ballot.
VOTE
Get paid for the time you serve your community!
More information:
614-525-5393
vote.franklincountyohio.gov
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frayed @frayed-symphony.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
‘Teas of the Kingdom’ [ #zelda #tearsofthekingdom #TOTK #art ]
A drawing of Tears of the Kingdom Zelda sitting at Sonia and Rauru’s table with lots of flowering plants behind her enjoying many many cups of different coloured tea. The logo in the top left reads ‘Teas of the Kingdom’
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Chikuto @chikuto.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
www.clockwork-comic.com thank you for coming this far with me [ #comic #clockwork ]
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Chikuto @chikuto.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
www.clockwork-comic.com the heatwave has killed me and i have died badly but here's a page [ #comic #clockwork ]
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Chikuto @chikuto.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
www.clockwork-comic.com omg gaz i missed you psspsppspspsps [ #comic #clockwork ]
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
same energy
Re:Zero anime screenshot of Anastasia, zoomed in on the white fox scarf around her neck.Meili hanging casually off Shaula's shoulders by her arms around her neck.
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Keltena @keltena.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Yeah! And like, I understand why that doesn't matter when it's a Japanese work with an English version of the title added for flavor; but for the English-speaking audience, that "Re:Starting" pun would communicate the meaning so well…
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