kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This guy is only 4wks old but rejected by mum due to nasty painful mastitis so we are now all his mother 2581
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Working with women in their 20’s who struggle with it and I want to shake them and say please please please don’t deny yourself this!!!!! But also that I know how insurmountable it can be 020
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Swam in the sea and laid topless on a rock overlooking the ocean all by myself for a few hours today and could honestly kick myself for the years I denied myself this because I was worried about how my body looks. Who fucking care! 1310
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Sometimes you gotta put the budgie in a tub and eat ur breakfast 0210
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I used to work at a nice office with a desk and fridges full of Diet Coke cans and now I have to say things like “are we finished with the faecal float solution” 0120
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Getting morning coffee and he asked if I wanted hazelnut and I said “yeah why not, I’m not driving” and he said “what was that?” And I was like “oh uh I said yeah I’m not driving” and he said “no I asked if you wanted hazelnut” really bad interaction. 4470
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Arthur does NOT have a brain tumour!!!!!!!! Everyone say well done to Arthur for not having a brain tumour 6641
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you haven’t yet and are so inclined please read this story it’s my favourite thing I ever wrote and I probably cannot recapture that magic substack.com/@kelsiemorri...substack.comDarrynMy grandfather went back to the suburb where he was born and dropped dead. 061
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As a woman who’s had an enduring online presence and largely ignores comments from strangers sometimes someone will pop up and you look into them and realise they have a little fixation on you and it’s extremely unnerving!! Sardines on toast 290
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My cats refusal to eat their expensive anallergenic food says way more about them than it does about me 130
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Don’t ever talk to me about “locking in” if you work in finance or some shit no one had to lock in harder than I did to get this done without puking or crying 040
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Waiting for a client to stop talking to Me so I can run to the bathroom bc my ass is on blast mode 1110
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 05/10/202610 years ago I was falconing in Scotland and now I’m on the toilet going ouhhhhh aaaahhh because I didn’t get enough fibre over the weekend 180
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of my best friends’ dead cat is currently thawing out in the sink at work so I can get paw prints and a tooth tomorrow 👍 hit like if you have ever had to that out your best friends dead cat 190
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Scrolled back in my phone to the day I bought my lizard home 0110
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He’s so physically beautiful but has a horrid rancid soul 1290
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In like 2010 a guy told me he was more attracted to me than he was to Hayley Williams which was the highest possible compliment one could be given by the chubby pervert community 040
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This has kind of floored me because I’m really not memorable enough to warrant the nail salon I haven’t gone to in a year mythologising me 🤔 250
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Every year the noisy miners drop their fuck ass baby off in our yard and I feel extreme pressure to make sure nothing happens to it 0190
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026To be alive and to share the earth with him… how can anything be bad 0100
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Peppi is nearly 30 and knows what she wants in life (scratch head) 1260
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I do not like trust or want to be around furries I don’t care how nice they are!!!!!!!! 250
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Lovely clients yesterday said that im so beautiful and funny I remind them of a young Kirsty alley I was like ok that’s a new one but thank you ladies….. 060
