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i do the crossword in sharpie and i never learned the shortcut for "undo."

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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
not here to say anything except I have figured out why there were so many Kelseys in the early 90s and unfortunately there’s a straight line from the hit TV show cheers
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
really hate to bring this up but I have been rewatching GoT — and I swear I mean this earnestly — but I do have to say that I think the first step in fixing season 8 is killing Brienne of Tarth unceremoniously in the very first wave of the army of the dead
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
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Mark Hertling @markhertling.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq. “If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.” National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC. A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
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Greg Jaffe @gregjaffe.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
All four-star general nominees must now interview with President Trump. The goal is to "ensure they are war fighters first — not bureaucrats,” says the WH. Some fear it could politicize the general officer corps. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/u...
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Top Generals Nominated for New Positions Must Now Meet With Trump
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
currently experiencing a watershed moment where the last two doctors I’ve seen have both been *younger than me and to be very frank I do not care for that at all
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Great op-ed @usatoday.com from longtime TB Fighter Quinn Yates: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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11,000 more TB patients died after Trump's USAID cuts. That number will rise. | Opinion
The potential for thousands of new deaths from TB is not worth the less than 1% in federal savings that came from cutting USAID.
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
hearing fireworks on July 5th at 2115 PST and I’m mad as hell lol
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.
bouie’s skeet, deleted at the direction of the NYT:
“he is a south Asian man born in Uganda?”bouie’s skeet, deleted at the direction of the NYT:
“and the source is a eugenicist who opposes affirmative action because he thinks brown people are an inferior race! cool!”bouie’s skeet, deleted at the direction of the NYT:
“I think you should tell readers if your source is a nazi”
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Alan @aevansaun.gobirds.online · 04/07/2025
3 of my classmates are in Congress, and this just posted to the class FB page 💀
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
locking in while my husband is away on business (rewatching all of sex in the city)
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Love Pedro Pascal's look here. The coat looks great because it's big and long. Modern overcoats are often too slim and short, which robs them of drama and verve.
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Nick Viall is a once in a generation talent as a messy bitch who loves drama
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 29/06/2025
I genuinely cannot believe how many Democrats are spending their energy on destroying Mamdani when the GOP is trying to turn ICE into a full on secret police by drastically raising their budget
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Riley Gaines: New York City is so screwed.

evan loves worf: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/06/2025
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
just saw LeBron James in a Amazon prime day advertisement (he was working in a hibachi restaurant?????????????) which is a recession indicator if I’ve ever seen one so
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I obviously know we have bigger problems right now but I’m so sad about the White House rose garden. Like so terribly sad.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 18/06/2025
this is going to be an unpopular take but this is 1000000000% bait, this is 1000000000% vance intentionally driving far right traffic to this website, this is 1000000000% implicit brigading (surely to Musk's great joy), and therefore you should 1000000000% not take the aforementioned incoming bait
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
these fuckers out of step
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Men don’t chisel women out of blocks of marble anymore and it shows
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/06/2025
i also frankly think a lot of you would do well to actually talk to anyone who serves in the guard or who is active duty military, because it's clear to me that these people are mostly an abstraction for you
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/06/2025
and if you call out the national guard and tell them to, against their training, their mission, and likely the intuitions of the service members, use force against protesters, there is a good chance you are on the path to losing face, with no other way to escalate. (3/?)
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Mark Nevitt @marknevitt.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
10 USC 12406 has a textual limitation that is different from the Insurrection Act (and a bit ambiguous). "Orders . . .shall be issued *through the governors* of the States." Upshot: CA Governor Newsom can shape the NG response, rules for use of force, etc. www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...
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10 U.S. Code § 12406 - National Guard in Federal service: call
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
imagine a dignified opposition
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
my kingdom for a online news model in which you can either subscribe to a publication OR JUST PAY LIKE ONE DOLLAR TO READ ONE ARTICLE I’m begging you
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I keep telling you all, it's social media massive proliferation of media, largely without any kind of factual or editorial standards, lets people seek out whichever narratives they find emotionally validating (very often: gloom and misery) and forces producers to meet demand for those narratives
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 18/05/2025
Disclosure forms show that Bondi sold her Trump Media stock on April 2, the same day as the president’s “Liberation Day” press conference. Trump Media fell 13% in the following days, before rebounding. By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social and @bxroberts.org
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U.S. AG Pam Bondi Sold More than $1 Million in Trump Media Stock the Day Trump Announced Sweeping Tariffs
Disclosure forms show that Bondi sold between $1 million and $5 million worth of shares on April 2. That day, after the market closed, Trump’s “Liberation Day” press conference sent the market…
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
last night I was up singing the alphabet at 2am (I don’t know that many songs) and this morning me and my daughter clapped for an hour straight (she has very recently learned to clap) and I just feel VERY ALIVE I love this stuff man
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
happy secret lives of mormon wives week !!!!!!!!!!!
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
this month is a good reminder for me that,, although I insist I do not have a type in men,, every man I have ever seriously dated/married has been a Catholic earth sign lmao
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
had to pause pride and predjudice right before the hand flex so I could make sure my husband could see it (I’ve made him watch this movie 80 times)
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 11/05/2025
$3.3 billion for the best postal service in the world? what a bargain, we pay $47 billion just to raytheon
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
saw two different pairs of bugs boning while out on my walk, love is in the air 😌😌😌😌😌
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
reached a new level of marriage wherein I say something like “I think you should wear a bolo tie to this wedding” and my husband DOESN’T argue or ask questions and instead just says “ok.” total cultural victory.
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Jalen Hurts skipping the White House lmao go fucking birds
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
googling in all caps WHERE SHOULD I BUY CLOTHES is not yielding useful results ???
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
happy for John Green
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The Naval Academy cancelled a freakin' Ken Burns documentary showing, not because of the content, but because Burns had been critical of Trump www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/u...
In November, representatives for the filmmaker Ken Burns reached out to the academy with an offer to screen clips from his new six-part series on the American Revolution at the academy in a private event for a select group of midshipmen. The school accepted and booked the event for April 22.

But in late March, the school’s leadership felt that Mr. Burns’s criticisms of Mr. Trump before the 2024 election could cause another outcry from conservative think tanks and Republican members of Congress.
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
suchhhh a slut for a three part Netflix documentary with bad sound mixing
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very bad.
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
nine months in-ish, nine months out-ish baby!!
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
we’re watching Mickey 17 finally and I think we, as a society, should just give Bong Joon Ho as much money as he wants
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Reminder that putting "white" in front of the word "women" does not cancel out misogyny
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
which emoji do you think best represents “I’m not okay and in fact I’m so anxious about this issue that I’m actually going to throw up” because I do not need it right now but I do seem to be needing it A Lot
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 11/04/2025
“What has the country gotten for all of this chaos? Nothing. Trump tarnished the United States’ long-standing trading relationships and boosted the cost of imports, and evidently won zero concessions in return,” @annielowrey.bsky.social writes:
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The Cost of Chaos
The Liberation Day pause is better than the Liberation Day policy itself was. But Americans are getting a raw deal one way or another.
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🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @kelseycoch.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
good news!👇
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