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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤

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Embracing my inner sloth. Fuelled by coffee, chocolate and gin. Crafty as. Winter is for hibernating. #ToitūTeTiriti

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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You done the lord's work 🌟
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Luxon can't just give yes or no!
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Luxon probs doesn't see it because he agrees 🙄
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As long as he has lines and can stick to them he copes. Make him think though... different story
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would jump out a window!
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's both fascinating and completely cringe 😆
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Both!
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Luxon admits he doesn't like CGT because it would hit him 🤪 #leadersdebate
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Luxon needs his media / advisors handing him the talking points. A debater he is not. No thinking on his feet. How the hell was he ever in charge of things that required quick decisions??
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Right?! Same for the useless analogy that a government has to run a budget the same way a household does! Fricken lies and nonsense!!
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Snipes is all they have... nothing sound
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Effing luxflakes and mates wouldn't know equity if it came and biffed then in the face!
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So screaming!
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's a lovely guy eh 🤪
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My sense is all on one floor makes a home feel more liveable rather than cramped. But you achieve the same thing.... 3 or 4 homes in the same footprint of land 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When I lived in Europe, there were the 3 / 4 story building... but each dwelling was a roomy, single floor dwelling. This makes more sense to me. If I'm down sizing, I'm happy in an apartment with 2 or 3 bedrooms... but I really dont want to be up and down stairs once Im home.
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I think increased density in cities is the way to go... bring people in close to where they work, make it easy for them to get around and do the things they need to do (leisure, live, shop, groceries all that stuff). But we seem to insist on tiny multi floor single dwellings.
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Pretty much "why can't we be decent humans??!" 😕
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
He's definitely one of the numpties at the table
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Nigel Robertson @easegill.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Upston - “There will be lots of things that I don’t know what the Prime Minister’s going to say. He is the Prime Minister.” Luxon (probably) - “There will be lots of things that I don’t know what I'm going to say. I am the Prime Minister.”
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Dr Bex @drbex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Err, it was Luxon who put the "yahoos" and "numpties" in their positions 🤔 if he didnt like it, maybe he should have negotiated better 🤔
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
**not actually, because of snakes and other things that creep and crawl and want to kill you.
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
When did we accept tomatoes with no flavour as the norm???? Why did we accept that?????? Seriously, I was so in love with the tomato I had that night, there is a theory that formed that if Australia has food that tastes like it should, that might be enough for me to move.
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So I coualdnt be bothered with dinner tonight and have made myself a simple cheese and tomato sandwich. And I remembered the tomato we had in a salad while we were in Queensland last month. OMG. It had FLAVOUR!! Like an actual picked at home yummy fresh tomato tastes. It was soooo good.
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
But he'd do it again. Oh he's an ick
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
He has no spine. Not even a hint. Or balls. Or gumption. Or, as Key himself might have said, guts. A wet bus ticket probs has more spine than Luxon
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yes... the number one child admits the stupidity in taking up vaping, especially now it's an addiction to nicotine. FFS Bishop and Dunn.
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We recently spent some time in Australia. The eldest manage to drop his vape in a loo at the airport before we departed. I assumed that would mean he'd pick up a new one in Aus- but no. you can't buy them willy nilly there like you can here. We should’ve done that here. Regulate for stupid & young
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ineptitude in all manner of aspects seems to be the smart money 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
How's @johnjcampbell.bsky.social doing? He must be in 7th heaven at the caketin!!! 🏉
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Nor equity
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My husband and I met here at molly's for our first date last century. Opera Bar is 10 iterations down the track now. Expressoholics has moved on. I'm old and barely remember the landmarks that guided me around my new home in 93. I hate molly's is left to rot
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
To be fair, in some meetings I've been in recently, I've had that thought often, so maybe it caught that vibe...? 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Have fun!
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Noone ever predicted this, eh?! *recalls (waving hand at EVERYone***) everyone predicting exactly that 🤬
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Science is amazing
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Although, evidence means diddly squat in some quarters. Evidence is that Labour HAS been the better manager of budgets than national, but peeps just doubt believe that. It's so bloody infuriating!
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I seriously hate that we need to get rid of the clusterf*%k that's in at the mo.... but labour ain't turning up with reasons to vote FOR them. And I love the greens but sadly don't think they can get across the line w/o labour. I would love if the voters proved me wrong on that! 😫
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I haven't been here for a wee while now. And I opened the app tonight and this was the first post I saw. I love that. Thank you 💕
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The final figure with the poppies, that one broke me this year.
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Love these postcards!!
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Hayden Donnell @haydendonnell.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
one of the major clues that social housing tenants haven't in fact won the lotto is that they need social housing
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Paul Brislen @brislen.nz · 20/05/2026
Screenshot that outlines just how complex biology is when it comes to gender.
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
OMG!!! That makes it like 10,000x better. #Facts! 💕
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Seems to me, AI isn't even sure it's up to the task of saving us money
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Without all four, AI can easily become “extra tooling layered on top of existing bureaucracy.”
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
•Productivity must increase materially •Staffing levels or contractor spending must actually fall •Error rates must not create new downstream costs •The AI system itself must not become extremely expensive to maintain
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I was curious about how much money could be saved by using AI in public service: For AI to genuinely save money in the public sector, several things have to happen simultaneously:
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Crafty māmā 🍉🌷🧵🧶🐈‍⬛ | ❤️🤍🖤 @kelsew.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Haven't had one in some time, but they are such a wonderful treat
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Nan ☮️ @naninaz76.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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