water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 25/07/2025the most perfect naples layover :) took the ferry to Ischia for the day 🇮🇹 090 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 04/06/2025maybe my fav (and def most expensive lol) flying week of my career so far- naples and paris back to back :):) 090 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 29/05/2025no one in this world is happier that i’m finally over it than my therapist 050 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 19/05/2025i didn’t think anything could be better than seeing a child on a leash at an airport but i’ve just seen a child with a mullet on a leash at the airport and that is the pinnacle of leash children wow 040 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 20/04/2025london is so spectacular this time of year 😍 080 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 10/04/2025i can never leave my kindle on an airplane bc whoever goes thru it will be soooooo embarrassed for me 130 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 30/03/2025“i’d rather be seen and alive than dying by your point of view” is SUCH a bar go off ari 000 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 27/03/2025i really need for the NFL and related social media personalities to learn the difference between resign and re-sign 030 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 27/03/2025recently read a book where the love interest says he’s a mets fan bc he grew up in the bronx… and someone pls correct me if i’m wrong but if he were from the bronx wouldn’t he be a yankees fan if we’re using proximity as reasoning? i’ve been mad ab this for days. 220 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 19/03/2025developed unrequited feelings for a man we are soooo back ! 000 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 11/03/2025if nobody got me i know 3am wheat thins and cheese got me 030 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 08/03/2025just found out a certain show will be filming at my favorite dive bar 😭 000 0
Reposted by water and a trash bagJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Sometimes having 2 cats is like having 2 cats and sometimes having 2 cats is like having 12 cats and that’s all I care to say about cats today 1202684150 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 02/03/2025at the lesbian bars the toilet seats are always down and i think thats beautiful 020 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 01/03/2025my friends have learned they can bribe me into going out with the promise of a celsius 000 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 24/02/2025the way i have absolutely fallen in love w south island NZ 160 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 22/02/2025hey so how do i stop myself from going insane lol 120 0
Reposted by water and a trash bagShimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025The meanest people I know disguised themselves as friends. 69022 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 21/02/2025the best part of outdoorsy vacays w friends is not doing your hair or makeup once bc who cares like let’s just live and vibe and do things and exist 060 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 20/02/2025the colors of the south island water 🥹 also even after doing EBC a couple years ago i still do not care for suspension bridges like why are they bouncy and why am i nauseous lol 080 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 18/02/2025hiking up a mountain: wow i am the least athletic person to ever exist everyone who passed me must be so embarrassed for me and how hard im breathing hiking down from a summit: wow i am amazing and so much better than everyone else i am invincible. i am inevitable. am i god? 040 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Wanaka NZ is the first place i’ve been to abroad where i’ve said “i could live here” and truly truly meant it. i would live here in a heartbeat. the mountains, the water, the activities- just a perfect lil town 160 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 16/02/2025ok so new zealand has been an absolute *gem* so far omg 0100 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 09/02/2025when did every man’s favorite desert become tiramisu ? 110 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 09/02/2025istg i start packing for vacation and it’s as if ive never packed a roll aboard in my life. as if i don’t literally live out of one. 050 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 08/02/2025like wdym i once endured an argument over him paying for a $6 tacobell quesadilla for me? wdym in a full year he never brought me my coffee the way i like it even once? 000 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 08/02/2025the stark contrast in confidence when you go from a man who actually hates you to a man that is kind and wants to care for you is astounding 010 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 29/01/2025i have so many plane and airport ettiquette opinions from my 2 day trip but i fear if i speak it will not be kind lolol 020 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 26/01/2025do u guys ever wonder how nice it must be to have no spacial awareness whatsoever? it must be so freeing to care so little 130 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 21/01/2025a man asked me to dinner tmrw and i had to decline bc the next book in my favorite series comes out tomorrow so i’ll be reading all day. he then asked what book and i had to tell this 41 yr old man about fourth wing 😂 110 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 20/01/2025one thing ab me is, as a sagittarius, i love a hunt 040 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025no but the adult paint by numbers are depressing in their own right. like what do i do with them? hang my sadness on the wall to see every day? gift it to a friend like hey here’s a paint by number i call this one “all the older ppl at my little sisters wedding asked if i was next enjoy!” ?? 100 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 17/01/2025SOMEONE wanted to play with the paint brushes in the water cup and regrets nothing 040 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 16/01/2025do i display my depression art on my walls lol 010 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 14/01/2025mental health is giving paint by number and dissociate 😅 140 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 13/01/2025so my base loses most of its international flying during the winter months due to lower demand. in the summer it’s all europe- in the winter it’s honestly a crapshoot of domestic flying which def keeps things interesting 220 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 13/01/2025three weeks until my month long vacay begins… after holiday flying i’m already soooo checked out 😂 030 0
Reposted by water and a trash bagDetroit Lions @detroitlions.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Back. To. Back. 442182458 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 28/12/2024i’m in the fantasy football championship for my league and my QB (tua) is doubtful for tomorrow. bryce young in my championship game is diabolical but TAKE IT HOME BRYCE YOUNG !! 020 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 28/12/2024the end of life is near for my beloved work backpack. she has served me well for 7 years. i may throw her a funeral. 040 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 21/12/2024one of my top 5 pax encounters of my career happened tonight. on the beverage cart i stretched my back by arching away from the cart and a pax goes “oooooh biiiiiigggg stretch” 💀 040 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 20/12/2024it’s the time of year where people compliment my holiday scarf on the plane and i get to say “thanks it’s from dollar tree!!” 080 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 17/12/2024love the idea of high time turns. like wow! 10 hours of pay in one day! so efficient! it’s worth the amount of work!! then i get home and its likemedia.tenor.coma cartoon of rick and morty sitting in a car with the words adult swim on the bottomALT: a cartoon of rick and morty sitting in a car with the words adult swim on the bottom 041 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 17/12/2024not my monty :( (this could very well be my 13tg reason) 100 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 16/12/2024i thought i picked up a PVR turn… nope it’s a PUJ. i might scream :):):) 140 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 16/12/2024packing food for a trip can be so annoying like i’ll be at work for 11 hours tmrw but it’s a caribbean turn so i have to go thru customs at the end of the day so i have to eat it all or throw it away and im already mad ab both options? 120 0
water and a trash bag @kelsddddd.bsky.social · 16/12/2024not a single nfl game went how i wanted today lmao ALSO it’s a real good thing i have a bye in fantasy bc yeesh 🫥 020 0
