iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

instead of referring to myself as a stereotypical trans girl I'm going to start calling myself a standard reference trans girl so researchers can pay me thousands to study my bland ass

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

through the power of modern technology, your phone is able to understand when you're sleeping lightly and send more tiny push notifications than you've ever received in your life to be constantly waking you up

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

digitally waterboarding my devices by searching for Bluetooth devices while at the airport

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

usually fine with travel but going on a trip today has my nerves shaken up so bad for some reason

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I had a dream last night that the new jersey nets beat the toronto maple leafs in the nba finals in a basically empty arena and the announcer accidentally said it was a football game

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Creme @cremexbutter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And yet you must still preform.

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i had a dream where i started watching AEW in spanish so i could learn the language, maybe im on to something

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

submitted by discord user

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I want everyone I follow to know that I'll always listen to songs you post

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

oh wait steel ball run just started airing and there's only two episodes out, I finally get the chance to watch a JoJo's season as it airs

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eva @synthubus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

twilight princess linkle you are so cutieful I just wanna squish her face

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

just learned about the twilight princess linkle mod and im being very normal about it

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

drank a few too many and now I'm in a knife-buying mood on a monday night

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Ángel 🦠 @plutomaris.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

shitbox driver badge of honor

NOTE: This vehicle is unsafe to be driven. Please arrange for it to be towed.

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eva @synthubus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

7zip branded tucking underwear

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i kinda want the winrar bag but i've been a 7zip girlie all my life so id feel like a fake fan

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

quick thoughts on the state of prospec as a feeder series at the moment before i go to sleep

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i need to grab all of my brain worms and shake them out of my little head. get out of there

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

update: I just had to add caps lock to this keyboard so I could turn it off, because somehow I fat fingered something and it enabled itself?

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

feeling chaotic today so I'm trying to come up with another comfy layout for my tiny little pervert keyboard again, mostly because the switches I put in it are really nice and it sounds and feels super good

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

really feeling like shit tonight. if you saw/see me post something and delete it no you didnt.

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izzy physics (name fixed arc) @physicsisgay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

iracing when some dipshit 13 year olds fuck up a special event: here is a big public statement about exactly how we're punishing them iracing when someone gets banned for calling out homophobia: we do not discuss protest results publicly

Thank you for expressing your concerns.

The issues raised have been reviewed extensively, and any violations identified involving the drivers in question have been addressed appropriately. The suggestion that iRacing does nothing about intentional wrecking is simply not accurate. Intentional wrecking and other violations of the Sporting Code are investigated and addressed when the available evidence establishes a violation.

We also take allegations of discriminatory, xenophobic, or otherwise hateful conduct seriously. iRacing does not permit this type of behavior, and violations of our rules are addressed when they are established.

However, we do not discuss another member's account, protest history, or disciplinary action with third parties. This includes explaining why a particular member was suspended or providing details about the evidence or circumstances involved in an individual case. Those matters are between iRacing and the member involved.

For the same reason, we are not going to provide a public statement detailing the circumstances of Yuri's suspension. The fact that we do not publicly discuss an individual enforcement action should not be interpreted as meaning that no action was taken, there was.

We understand that some members would prefer public explanations regarding individual cases, but iRacing's responsibility is to enforce the rules and protect the integrity of the service and its membership, not to publicly disclose private account matters.

The community is welcome to raise concerns about the rules or their enforcement, but the absence of publicly disclosed disciplinary details should not be taken as evidence that a violation was ignored.

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

everything is really just getting worse all the time huh.

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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026

She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026

Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…

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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

in a week that saw microsoft give activision the reins to halo and bungie pivot back to destiny, one thing has become abundantly clear: the people in charge do not have a long-term, overriding plan. they’re just reacting. the result, when times are bad, is chaos

"Things are still very chaotic," a current id Software employee who was granted anonymity because they are not authorized to speak publicly told Aftermath. "While there has been an attempt to communicate to the studios, it is still entirely in bullshit corporate speak. I still don't believe they have a clear vision for the future. The only concrete thing they have communicated is they want higher profits, and they want it now. Aggressive goals are being set that would have been unrealistic even before the layoffs. ... To say the workers within Xbox have a dim view of the future is putting it mildly. We keep thinking morale can't sink lower but the obvious incompetence of Xbox management somehow keeps driving it down worse."
This mirrors shifts in strategy that have come to dominate the still-new Sharma era, including others outlined Tuesday. Rare is joining Activision, Turn 10 and Playground are fusing, and—most gallingly, considering their history—Obsidian is being folded into Bethesda to work on Fallout instead of its own original series. As with the previous round of layoffs, details betray Microsoft's haphazard approach: A Halo developer got promoted and laid off in the same week. Gears of War: E-Day's story director is out of a job days after celebrating that the game had gone gold. Hellblade developer Ninja Theory, now without a buyer after a brief glimmer of hope, is once again on the chopping block.
All of this betrays a simplistic mindset that does not accurately reflect the reality of game development: People are disposable, studios are interchangeable, and series can be traded like sports teams. Nothing matters more than franchises and their money-printing prowess. Unless, evidently, you are Hideo Kojima, in which case Microsoft suddenly has money to burn.

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

finished part 1 of full metal alchemist brotherhood, this show is kind of insane? zero to 100 super fast, cool premise but idk how it's going to stretch to five parts. guess I'll have to stick around for the ride

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

getting the idea to create a PS2 memory card shaker charm... it might be time to boot up inkscape and give actual illustration a try

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

repasted my laptop and now it's actually functioning 🎉 everythings coming up sophie this week

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i keep looking in the mirror and seeing girl!!!!!! waow

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

beat ace combat 7 like I said I would tonight. holy shit what a great game, makes you feel like an absolute badass. I haven't binged a game this hard in a while.

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

holy fuck hocevar decked blaney oh my god

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Zoisite 🐇☾(livery comms open) @zoisite102.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

that blaney-hocevar fight registers as a 3 or 4 on The Scale

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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 19/09/2026

MY PRONOUNS HAVE A VIRUS!?

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i ended up playing ace combat for four hours... im determined to beat it tomorrow but mission 17 is a PAIN

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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

look at my dog

Daisy, a lab mix, lays on the carpet next to her stuffed animal of a dog.

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kelpie @kelp6063.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I had a dream I got in trouble at an amusement park because I went down a water slide with a huge crocodile inflatable and when I went off the slide I dragged it underwater with me then let it go so it launched like 50ft in the air

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