Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you walk into a room with 100 dogs and 20 of them are rabid, you're not worrying about which ones aren't rabid. Most of them aren't. But you're worrying about all 100. This is a pot about "Not all men." 510312
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am working on a cheesecake, but it won't be $50. I'll make the graham cracker crust from FMF. 020
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I also use two kinds of fresh-ground cinnamon and fresh-grated nutmeg in them. Butter is 100% kerrygold. The flour is a combo of soft white and einkorn, which has a perfect flavor for these. 150
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A pound of cookies. It comes out to about a dozen. I don't do the giant cookies with those because they don't "giant" well. 130
Reposted by Machine Pun Kellyawkword @awkword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trump has moved to significantly reduce automobile fuel efficiency standards, according to a Saturday rant he posted on Truth Social. In addition to the environmental impact, the government’s own analysis shows the decision will drastically increase gas prices. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT... 64455286
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'll be adding more options over the next few days. I really hope that some of you can experience the joy of fresh-milled flour. 1150
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I went ahead and opened up a cottage kitchen! If you are in the Austin area and have wanted to taste the yummies, now you can! Right now, I'm just scheduling around the Elgin area, but drop me a dm or a comment if you're anywhere in the Austin area. findhomegrown.com/store/kellys...findhomegrown.comKelly's Cottage Kitchen 810815
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And shitting on the coffee table doesn't freshen up the room. This should be obvious by now. 3493
Reposted by Machine Pun KellyCongressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The horror has come to our city: ICE has shot a person in Austin this morning. As the facts emerge, I am demanding a full, independent investigation, immediate release of the body camera footage, and accountability for any ICE officer who broke the law. 358103573398
Reposted by Machine Pun Kellyawkword @awkword.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ICYMI: Bernie sanders has introduced a bill to reduce the US work week from 40 to 32 hours — with no loss in pay. sanders.senate.gov 58873277
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Biden's last 20 months vs. Trump's first 20 months 39022
Reposted by Machine Pun Kelly Babiejas *tatted granny 👵 💙 @babiejas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Imagine being 10-13 years old and seeing this as you are being raped 🤬🤮 24411
Reposted by Machine Pun KellyJoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Imagine Truman or Eisenhower saying this during the Cold War nuclear arms race. We’d all be dead. 1312126
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Calling yourself a "High-IQ President" is like calling yourself a cool kid. The very statement itself proves you are not what you claim to be. 1011411
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Uhm. Fermenting was how we preserved food until we got refrigeration. 050
Reposted by Machine Pun KellyBrown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Remember this asshole? 813440
Reposted by Machine Pun Kellyawkword @awkword.bsky.social · 13/09/2026BREAKING: 90% of LGBTQ and intersex rights groups globally have lost funding since January 2025. outrightinternational.org/breaking-point 50962527
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Well the tacos in my picture are now tacos all past eaten. 140
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Isn't it? Learning to ferment foods is a huge game changer for me. It's like 4K for the tongue. 100
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yeah, it's not what you're thinking. It's not "sour." It's more robust and has more depth. Fermenting is actually how we preserved food for thousands of years. 130
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026LOL. Nothing to do with RFK Jr. It actually annoys me he is ruining it for the rest of us. But fermenting foods is very good for you gut health, and it is amazing for flavor. 2100
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I made tacos with homemade tortillas from fresh-milled flour. Also homemade, fermented salsa on top. 71044
Reposted by Machine Pun KellyKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable” 621292524953
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026BREAKING: One of the firemen who carried Donald Trump has come forward. He claims to have pictures to prove it. 3127969
Reposted by Machine Pun Kelly50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 31/08/2026@awkword.bsky.social, @voffund.bsky.social, & 50501 are urging you to register & make a plan to #vote in the midterms. #VotingIsPunk #voffund #awkword #50501movement 21504288
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The call is coming from inside the house. 518051
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I do. It's a bit of a skill to learn to work with it, but it's completely worth the investment. I spend about $1.25 on a loaf of bread that is better than anything you can buy at the store. I have the Nutriumill Classic, which has worked out great for me. 121
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Today's lunch! Oven-roasted chicken breast and Swiss panini made from fresh-milled flour, with a side of fresh-cut parm fries. 2472
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Why do we have less stable family support? 100
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026What if I told you that the White House Ballroom shouldn't be a top priority of the President right now? 4675
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Our current prison system isn't working. So why do we spend so much money on it? 2294
Reposted by Machine Pun KellyDavid Palumbo-Liu @palumboliu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026“The people who have the most expertise about the prison system are those who are living in it” Scholar and author Elizabeth Hinton on what we can learn from incarcerated people next.haymarketbooks.org/books/2764-h... 11576228
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 17/08/2026With the Iran war always in the news, I think the negative impact of mass deportations on the economy is getting overlooked. But the numbers are real. Look at the actual numbers, and tell me they aren't hurting. 24315
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It's actually really easy. You just weigh out your grain, pour it in, and turn it on. 221
Reposted by Machine Pun KellySteve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Anybody accepting money from Musk needs to be shamed into oblivion. 824365
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 16/08/2026This is 30% Hard red, 30% Hard White, and 40% rye. It tastes so earthy and hearty. Milling your own flour changes bread forever. 81659
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Join me for a new episode of the Pun Show! We'll discuss Hegseth's Navy, Karoline Leavitt, and more! youtube.com/live/AJLT-dZ...youtube.comThe Pun Show: In Hegseth's Navy?YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly 1101
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Also: www.yahoo.com/news/politic...yahoo.comFact Check: Photos Show Abdul El-Sayed Played High School Football -- Actor Dean Cain Had Doubted ThatAre there no photos showing Abdul El-Sayed playing high school football? No, that's not true: The Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate in Michigan appears in his football gear in a photo posted to his I... 89920
Reposted by Machine Pun KellyMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 11/08/2026EVERYTHING this man does is to divert the focus from the EPSTEIN Files. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. 787169055277
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Would you be pissed if you were on the Decoy Plane? 178714
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Today on the Pun Show, I ponder whether Donald Trump is a real and actual sociopath. Plus I talk about the whole Royce White and Enes Kanter WNBA thing. youtube.com/live/w6NSIQV...youtube.comThe Pun Show: Is Donald Trump a Soiopath?YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly 092
Reposted by Machine Pun Kellyawkword @awkword.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The Trump admin admitted in court that they canceled nearly $8 billion in grants for clean energy projects “based solely on the political identity of the grant recipient’s state”. apnews.com/article/trum... 861022650