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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Someone should go as her for Halloween. That would scare the shit out of the kids.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Biden's last 20 months vs. Trump's first 20 months

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Calling yourself a "High-IQ President" is like calling yourself a cool kid. The very statement itself proves you are not what you claim to be.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I made tacos with homemade tortillas from fresh-milled flour. Also homemade, fermented salsa on top.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

BREAKING: One of the firemen who carried Donald Trump has come forward. He claims to have pictures to prove it.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The call is coming from inside the house.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Today's lunch! Oven-roasted chicken breast and Swiss panini made from fresh-milled flour, with a side of fresh-cut parm fries.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

With the Iran war always in the news, I think the negative impact of mass deportations on the economy is getting overlooked. But the numbers are real. Look at the actual numbers, and tell me they aren't hurting.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This is 30% Hard red, 30% Hard White, and 40% rye. It tastes so earthy and hearty. Milling your own flour changes bread forever.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Would you be pissed if you were on the Decoy Plane?

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Max Miller should serve in Prison, not in Congress.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Today in Yummy: Gizzards and Grain Stew! An MPK original recipe.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I'm getting good at this. Near-perfect loaves every time. Anyone want a slice?

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I invented a new recipe! I call these "Everest Cookie Pies." They are butterscotch cookies with a butterscotch pudding filling, and then coated in a butterscotch candy coating. Butterscotch made from actual butter is an entirely different ballgame. Takes about an hour of work to make these.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I turned 59 today. More fit than I've been in a long time. I'm pretty proud of me. Down 80 pounds from my fattest days five years ago.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Chicken lasagna in a white sauce. Topped with fresh basil from the garden. My face hole loves me.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I had some short ribs I got on sale. On a whim, I threw them in the slow cooker along with some dehydrated mushrooms, some sprouted wheat berries, and sprouted brown rice. I think I'll call it Harvest Beef Wheat Berry Pilaf. And I made some bread to go with it.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

This is what we used to all an extortion racket.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

People need to stop saying this is AI-generated. It is obviously real.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Naming the airport that serviced Lolita Air after Trump makes sense when you think about it.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

He has voted 6 times from that address, and he has prosecuted people for doing so.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The DSA and Communism are very different things. Rather than attacking the DSA for being attacked, explain the differences. "Vote Blue no matter who" means "no matter who."

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

When people complain that immigrants won't assimilate.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Would you believe this is made from ground black beans? Gluten-free and tastes as good as it looks. This is a Kelly original recipe. Card attached. I'm pretty proud of me for this one.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Scratch wings and fries. Blue cheese dip was made from home-fermented kefir and yogurt. Sauce is made from 4 kinds of smoked peppers. None of that Franks here! I'm getting good at this.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

She probably thinks that "transatlantic" means North America is identifying as Europe.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The housing bill was a good thing. It is Congress working right. Fuck Trump.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Can anyone think of a time in Germany where they might have had more antisemitic incidents?

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

My guess is it could be a few things. 1. You could be under-kneading it. Try and do a windowpane test. 2. You could be under-proofing it. An aloquit jar can really help with that (see link). 3. You could be under-proofing on the second rise. A finger press test can help with that

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

This is the best loaf of bread I've made yet. If you've never had a PBJ on fresh-milled flour, you have no idea how good a PBJ can be.

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