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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social On this first day of the new year, you can be thankful you didn’t start your career in Dublin.

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

@giantfood.bsky.social I just noticed that at your store #2746 the street name in their address that prints on receipts is spelled incorrectly. The grammar cop in me can’t *not* say something. They should fix it.

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Sitting on my Denver bound flight next to an 81 year old retired cop on her way to visit her friend, a retired defense attorney. Told her about #CrimeCon and she’s so bummed she didn’t know about it. Wondering if I can fit her and her friend into a garment bag when I check into the hotel. 🤔

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

“You cannot argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience” -Mark Twain This is why the medical experts are leaving the CDC.

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

BREAKING: Congresswoman Maxine Waters just called for Trump’s cabinet to invoke “Article 25” of the Constitution to remove him from office. “Something's wrong with this president!" Who agrees?

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

His eyeliner is on point. Wish I could do mine like that.

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Just googled it. Yeah, me too. 🤞🏻

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I cannot believe that Sophie is sleeping (not to mention snoring) through tonight’s episode. You try to raise them right. Apologies to Andrea. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Seriously though, what is it with Florida? 😲

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

I’ve been so busy at work lately that I just now (Monday, 8:05pm) realized that my vacation is *next week*! Gonna hang with my brother, eat green chile, and go to CrimeCon. Can’t wait!!

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Between Kilmar Abrego Garcia and the DOJ official who tried to extort a plea out of him with threats of trafficking him to Uganda, there is someone who committed a crime. But that someone isn't Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social just gotta get these last couple bugs worked out and then he’s coming for you for real this time.

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

I feel ya. Wordle 1,527 6/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Dan ain't Q @danaintq.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California. Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California. Governor Newsom: My policies are working.

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Ah, no wonder they never turn up in my feed. ☹️

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social Hey there. I’m watching the latest episode and this guy’s tie completely took me out of it. I’ve never seen that kind of non-knot before. Did you ask him about it?

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

The guy can’t find his @$$ with both hands, but hey, at least he’s not a woman! 🥸

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I tried to watch the Epstein doc on Netflix last night. I made it partway into ep 2 and ended up shutting it off because I had become a strange combination of furious and physically sick to my stomach that I’d never experienced before. I hope and pray the files are what finally bring that POS down.

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

My roommate just asked, “When are you going to Murder Con? I want to put it in my calendar.” I said, “If you mean #CrimeCon, I’m leaving on 9/2. We don’t talk about Murder Con.” 😏

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Right now if I worked for ICE I wouldn’t tell a soul.

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

But ironically, not a member of the cognitive elite.

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I’ve got #Dateline S23:E18 on in the background while I’m working. HOW do so many women fall for it when a man tells her he works for the CIA/FBI/M16? 99% of the time it’s code for “I’m married”. I want to reach through the TV and shake her!

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

After the resounding success of his 1942 film, the drug-fueled orgies at Bambi’s Beverly Hills mansion became the stuff of Hollywood legend.

A half-dozen young deer lie on a bed of pillows and blankets.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

If he's somehow allowed to run again, there's only one suitable candidate to run against him: BARACK OBAMA. #PoeticJustice ⚖️

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Put DC on the tour. You guys can stay at my house! #budgetfriendly

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

@datedateline.bsky.social hi ladies! 👋🏻 you’ve probably already heard this from a million people, but the way Keith pronounced Prescott in the Bridle Path episode is the correct pronunciation (meaning that’s how AZ locals pronounce it), but you do you, boo. 😘

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

That literally made me lol. 😂

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

It’s the jeans for me. Definitely from the “husky” department. 👖🐻

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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Only an asshole would be a friend of Jeffrey Epstein and an enemy of Canada.

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Omg please let her be related to Joel Osteen.

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Every accusation is a confession, just like his orange idol.

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Kelly Beth @kellybirddc.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I mean, I get it, but you do know that “under oath” to Donald Trump means absolutely nothing. For an oath to carry any weight, the oath taker has to have at least a passing acquaintance with a sense of right and wrong.

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