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Kelli Wise

@kelliawise.bsky.social
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Retired electrical engineer current Master Gardener intern. Web developer. Mediocre guitarist. Hiker. Endlessly curious about most everything. I don't automatically follow back.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wish this, too.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dammit, Janet! We lost another great one.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Money is some of the filthiest stuff we handle on a daily basis. I can only imagine how dirty your hands got <shudder>.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bluesky cutoff the first half of your thread, so didn't see that post. Sorry to have replied, I can delete it if you want me to.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
American dollars are not made of paper, they are made of cotton. That's why you can wash and dry them and they survive. We've all, at one point in our lives, literally laundered money in the US. Can't say whether it made the colors brighter but at least the bills were clean.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Same here. I just can't get into it because I completely suck at it and I've tried all the hints and tricks my friends have given me.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Pay Me Seymour Skinner
Alt: Pay Me Seymour Skinner
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Same
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Taking Elon with him
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
From your keyboard to God's ear ......... Let's make this happen!
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I still miss my 2004 Subaru Forester with the 5 speed manual. Everything had a button or a dial and it still played CDs. No Apple Car Play or map screen. Had to finally give it up after 19 years because the head gasket went bad and repairs were more than the value of the car.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It's not like the $0.18/gal savings is going to make much of a dent in the $2 increase in price, but they seem awfully desperate to convince people that everything is just peachy keen right now and please to ignore all the price hikes. Grab at straws, orange one, grab at all the straws.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Gee, who could have predicted this? (hint: everybody)
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
There must be consequences for threatening genocide. If there are no consequences, this will happen again.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's like deja vu all over again. This is not the first time he's brought us to the brink and backed off at the last minute. His first term was like this too. I don't think I can handle another 33 months of this nonsense.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 07/04/2026
Donald Trump is deranged. He must be impeached and removed from office. Republicans who don’t stop him will have blood on their hands, and anyone who carries out an order to bomb civilian targets will be complicit in war crimes and will be held accountable.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
One of their best.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"stupid cute" is right. What a darling, sweet baby
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When, do you suppose, will they start shooting travelers in the back? What will provoke violent reactions? 4 oz of shampoo or a 2" swiss army knife in a backpack?
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I keep my trash cans in the garage. Unless one of my dickhead neighbors drops dog poop in it, then it has to sit outside because of the stink. The next one who does this is getting a bag of used cat litter dropped in their cans. If you own the dog and can walk it, you can carry its poop home.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a blonde woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words `` sure , jan. '' written on the screen .
Alt: a blonde woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words `` sure , jan. '' written on the screen .
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Mumps were the only childhood disease (and I had them all) that I have sensory memories of. I was in so much pain I was in tears. Purposely exposing your child to mumps should be grounds for losing custody.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
My thoughts on Stephen A Smith potentially running for president are: Could we please stop fucking electing celebrities and get back to the business of running the country with boring people who just want to do a good job. Thanks
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
JFC. Hang them all.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I'm converting one to a static site right now. It's fun.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This is the way the web should look.
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calamity curtis @curtiscalamity.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abolish ICE, abolish DHS, redistribute the other agencies, prosecute actual criminals, such as people who commit execution-style murders of Americans in broad daylight.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Líbranos del mal — deliver us from evil.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
We cannot have Democrats serving in elected positions who vote for more ICE funding. They must go.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 23/01/2026
this photo. minneapolis. 💜 📷️ Alex Kormann/Star Tribune
photo of march, signs for renee good and against ICe, crowded street.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Maybe someone in Congress could do something about this besides bitch to the public. Seriously, this is YOUR FUCKING JOB! It's what we elected you dipshits to do, not pass it down to us. Earn your fucking paycheck you abject failure. LEAD!
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Damn, Angry, every time you type "this is the dumbest shit ... " he manages to top it somehow. I spent several minutes this morning just verifying that this wasn't from a satire site. Sadly, it's real and really stupid shit. Can't wait to see how he tops this /snark.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This. Of all the trans people I've met, none of them have been assholes. They're just trying to live their best life. I'm on that side of the discussion for eternity, too.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This has to be AI. This is so cringey it just can't be real. How far down the dementia hole has he fallen that this is how his handlers make him happy? Please tell me it's AI because it's just to humiliating to be real.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
She is not a hero, ally, or even respectable human being. She senses the power shift and wants to be where the winning side is, that's all.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Through every shutdown in history, the government has still provided economic data to the American people. They aren’t doing it this time because the numbers are fucking terrible.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
@murray.senate.gov , @schumer.senate.gov , @cantwell.senate.gov This is what the surrender caucus has gotten us. Weeks of suffering, no paychecks, no SNAP for absolutely nothing. @schumer.senate.gov needs to resign from leadership immediately and find someone who can lead the party take his place.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 10/11/2025
I'll get back to "party unity" as soon as the Senate Minority Leader tells us if he voted for the Democratic party nominee for mayor of his city. I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
It all feels like a two party grift now. Dems won't govern because they will lose their big fundraising point and MAGA won't govern because they're MAGA.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Done. Second thing I did this morning after making the morning coffee. Schumer needs to go.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I just called my Democratic senators and urged them to ask Schumer to step down as leader. He is either incompetent to hold the caucus together or he wanted the vote to go the way it did and is to big a coward to admit it in public. Either way, he is not the leader we need.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
This is my thought, exactly. He has to go.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Add Schumer to that list. As the leader of the party, it was his responsibility that they work together and vote together as a block. His failure to whip his caucus show us he is either incompetent or colluding with these traitors.
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
It bears repeating: "Senator, if you're concerned about Donald Trump, please call on Minority Leader Chuck Schumer to step down so that someone can properly lead the caucus against him. Thank you."
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
how do you know for sure that these crimes weren't committed by ICE?
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Kelli Wise @kelliawise.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
media.tenor.com
Were Screwed We Messed Up GIF
Alt: Were Screwed We Messed Up GIF
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