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Kelley Skovron

@kelleyskovron.com
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Writer, witch, mother, trans lady of a certain age kelleyskovron.com 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 02/09/2026
Hot take 🔥🔥🔥 I actually love Kit, the new Firefox mascott
Screenshot of Firefox home tab featuring the cute new fox mascot sitting under a cherry tree in bloom
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 07/08/2026
In addition to a moratorium on data centers in Philly, I would like a moratorium on local businesses tacking "-delphia" on to the end of their name (see Tacodelphia, Filmadelphia, etc)
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 28/07/2026
And now I understand she was just flirting and might actually be kinda into me
Shiver leans in close to my Squidling mechanic with a suggestive smile and says "You're not too shabby, are you..."
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 28/07/2026
Then I stumbled across this article and realized that she's super gay
Photo essay review as Shiver dressed in masculine attire as the Phantom of the Opera, looking like an elite butch queen
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 28/07/2026
My Relationship with Shiver, in 3 Acts: At first I thought she was just a petty, competitive bitch
Shiver smirks while attempting to snatch my well earned treasure away from me with a fishing pole
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 13/06/2026
That is so real 🤣
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 28/05/2026
Why hasn't Twilight Princess been ported to Switch yet? Please Nintendo I will buy it a third time, just dooooo it!
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Midna's Mischievous Grin in Twilight Princess
Alt: Midna's Mischievous Grin in Twilight Princess
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 29/04/2026
I've populated my Tomodachi island entirely with characters from my books... and me
Screenshot from Tomodachi Life showing Miis of me, as well as characters from Hope and Red, Ranger of Marzanna, and Gutter Mage, all wielding toy swords
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 18/04/2026
Just looked in the mirror, can confirm
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 18/04/2026
I've apparently reached the stage my life where I impulse buy plants and decorative baskets
Photo of a tiny succulent plant in a pot and a decorative woven basket
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 07/04/2026
I really don't understand why everyone does it. Like people do it so much they need tab groups? And apparently automatic AI tab organizing even? Le *what*? It just seems stressful to me, but maybe I'm missing something...
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 07/04/2026
I'm trying to do that thing everyone else seems to be doing where they just have a bunch of tabs open all the time? I'm not sure I get it, but what the heck, I'll give it a shot, see what all the fuss is about
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 02/04/2026
In Philly, we know how to handle job loss through automation... www.inquirer.com/video/uber-e...
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Uber Eats delivery robot attacked by Philly pedestrian
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 30/03/2026
John Lithgow's interview defending his decision to play Dumbledor and suggesting Rowling has been "misrepresented" I saw World According to Garp around age 8-10. His portrayal of Roberta was the first human depiction of a trans person I encountered and it occupied a special place in my heart
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 30/03/2026
You either die a fan or you live long enough to discover all your favorite creators are horrible
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a man in a suit and tie is saying you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villain
Alt: gif of Harvey Dent from The Dark Knight saying you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villain
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 24/02/2026
And you don't bring me flowers anymore... (so I had to get my own, and these ones have more than just thorns...)
Screenshot of my Elden Ring character holding what appears to be a bouquet of roses but is in fact a blood dripping mace shaped like a bouquet of roses
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
this is a huge part of the reason i go through the mountains of labor to track everything i watch every year you would not BELIEVE how common this is, and if we don’t talk about it and get cis people to realize what they’re implicitly making fun of, nothing will ever get better it. matters.
When this report talks about jokes at our expense, you need to understand they're almost never overt "I hate trans people!" jokes. They're implicit trans jokes, in that the people making them likely do not even know their joke is punching down at trans people.
Our society tells us men and women are "supposed" to be a certain way, and any deviation from that is to be mocked. Most often these are things like "that man has no balls or a small dick" or "this woman is talking about having a penis." Most often, you'll see this show up any time a perceived man does something that is perceived as feminine, or appears feminine, or is compared to a woman in a derogatory way. And every single time, if you stop to ask yourself why those are meant to be funny, it's because our society has trained us all that the very idea of those things is just fucking hilarious.
Those jokes are absolutely about mocking the reality trans people live in, but the people making those jokes (mostly) have no idea. They're just perpetuating what society trained them to think, and in perpetuating those things, are training everyone watching to perpetuate it further.
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 16/02/2026
It is tough to keep your whites white in the Lands Between, especially if you're rocking a bleed build...
Screenshot of my Elden Ring character wearing the sword maiden armor, which includes a white shawl that is soaked with blood.
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 25/01/2026
The sub cost is about $7 USD /mo, which is roughly half the cost of Spotify AND you get discounts for physical media. So if you love black metal and/or doom metal, this is basically a no-brainer Also thx @metalagedmom.bsky.social for pointing me to Avantgarde. Keep doing your thing, metal queen!
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 25/01/2026
A nugget of joy I just discovered: Avantgarde is a metal music label based in Italy. I listen to a LOT of their artists, and I just realized their bandcamp offers a monthly subscription with back catalog access & you keep their DRM-free downloads FOREVER! avantgardemusic.bandcamp.com/community
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Nel Robinson @gofishblues.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Some inks freed from their pages in GOING UNDER Book One, made with LaurenZSide, H E Caldwell and @kelleyskovron.com ✨
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 02/01/2026
Wut 😑 It is the first Friday of the month tho! What trickery are they pulling!
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 02/01/2026
It's Band Camp Friday y'all! That special day once a month where artists get 100% of your $$ and big tech companies get zero! What's your haul???
Screenshot of my Bandcamp collection featuring new acquisitions FVNERALS, set dressing, and Phoebe Bridgers
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 29/12/2025
I was not at all expecting a lovely moment like this in such a brutal game as Elden Ring...
Screenshot of my Elden Ring character gallantly holding the hand of a human sized very beat up string and ceramic doll that was used by Ranni the Witch
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 22/12/2025
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a blonde woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words `` sure , jan. '' written on the screen .
ALT: a blonde woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words `` sure , jan. '' written on the screen .
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 22/12/2025
One is for prose, one is for dialogue
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 22/12/2025
It's literally ten pounds of free food! I couldn't turn it down! But I've been assured I can freeze the majority of it and parcel it out from now till the Spring Equinox?
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 22/12/2025
My friend gave me a voucher for a free ham, which I honestly hadn't realize is a thing grocery stores still offer? It's just the three of us. My kids are gonna be so sick of ham...
Screenshot of Zelda from Echoes of Wisdom in which I used amazing photo editing to add a ham emoji so it looks like she's just acquired that instead of the tri rod. Who needs ai when you got skillz like mine!
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 02/12/2025
Press A
screenshot from Elden Ring showing my "Bloody Ballerina" build character standing in a waterfall cavern before a coffin. The system promote offers the option to "Rest in coffin" if you press the A button.
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 19/11/2025
If you hunger for drama, i am hear to say that if you get involved in local stuff, you will have more than you ever needed/wanted! Also you might actually change stuff! Win-win!
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work. Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 19/11/2025
Wtaf 😭😭😭 it.slashdot.org/story/25/11/...
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Gen Z Officially Worse At Passwords Than 80-Year-Olds - Slashdot
A NordPass analysis found that Gen Z is actually worse at password security than older generations, with "12345" topping their list while "123456" dominates among everyone else. The Register reports: ...
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 17/11/2025
Ok ok I suppose there is still a SLIM CHANCE this will be more like Legend and be real pretty, and sad enough to give some proper Zelda mood. But that is not what these stills are giving me
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 17/11/2025
An expansive, moody anime version was sitting right there in the pages of the excellent manga adaption of Twilight Princess. But live action? How will Gorons and Zorra look? Or will they cut those? And the boss monsters? I shudder to think...
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 17/11/2025
I'm no Zelda purist, but—no wait that's exactly what I am. Wtf is she doing with a bow and arrow kit like some basic elf ranger? The whole vibe here is exactly what I feared a live action adaptation would be: like a Freeform show that's been given a decent budget www.theverge.com/games/822084...
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Well excuse me, princess!
Apropos of it being Monday, Nintendo has just shared a handful of new photos from its upcoming live-action The Legend of Zelda movie starring Bo Bragason and Benjamin Evan. The pics don’t tell us much...
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 13/11/2025
no I’m not surprised, just imagining (among other things) an opposition party that took this population seriously and devoted itself over the many years it would take to make this country actually livable for them
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 13/11/2025
I even make it from scratch, so that's like extra good for you, right?
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 13/11/2025
I mean, technically speaking, salsa can be considered a serving of vegetables...
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 12/11/2025
These bangs are workin'
Image of Rosalia from the super mario galaxy movie trailer
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 07/11/2025
It's Bandcamp Friday, ya'll, when artists get 100% of the money you spend! Instead of paying $15 a month to Spotify so they can throw AI slop at you, why not put that money toward the slow but sure investment of your very own music collection which can never be taken away! 🤯
Screenshot of my music collection on Bandcamp, including two new albums, Ladoga by Olhava and The Buried Storm by Darkher
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 05/11/2025
It was a dark time in my life and I found it soothing, and cheaper than gallons of wine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 05/11/2025
This is just my Nintendo hours, too... I also have a Steam account 😬
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 05/11/2025
Look, I can explain...
Screenshot of nintendo store app declaring that I have put more than 1000 hours into skyrim
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 04/11/2025
à propos of nothing, I still miss Rádio Etiópia... www.podomatic.com/podcasts/rad...
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Rádio Etiópia
By Appointment to Her Majesty the Queen and to Their Late Majesties King George VI, King Edward VII, King William IV, King George V, Queen Victoria, King George IV and to His Late Royal Higness The Pr...
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 04/11/2025
Ever since my kids went off to college, I have been battling with the impulse to just have cheese and crackers every night for dinner... And I fear that I am losing
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 02/11/2025
"if you're a company hoping to train your models to replicate a bunch of white-collar work, millions of browser sessions would be a pretty valuable source of data." m.slashdot.org/story/448572
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 02/11/2025
A milestone for Linux adoption, to be sure. I found it notable that after Steam OS's inevitable number 1 place, Arch took second most popular distro, and my fav lil' CachyOS (an Arch-based distro) is now at number 4. www.gamingonlinux.com/2025/11/linu...
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Linux gamers on Steam finally cross over the 3% mark
It finally happened. Linux gamers on Steam as of the Steam Hardware & Software Survey for October 2025 have crossed over the elusive 3% mark.
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 29/10/2025
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 29/10/2025
Linux and thinkpads catchings strays on @404media.co podcast. I'm feeling so attacked overcast.fm/+ABDRJO6hGVY...
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Grokipedia Is Cringe — The 404 Media Podcast
We start this week with Jason’s explanation of what Grokipedia is, and how it compares to the very much human-made Wikipedia. After the break, we talk all about the hell of updating Windows PCs and wh...
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Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 21/10/2025
Momentarily regretted the typo, then decided actually "domasticated" is probably closer to what it feels like
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