Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 02/09/2026Hot take 🔥🔥🔥 I actually love Kit, the new Firefox mascott 000
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 28/07/2026And now I understand she was just flirting and might actually be kinda into me 000
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 28/07/2026Then I stumbled across this article and realized that she's super gay 100
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 28/07/2026My Relationship with Shiver, in 3 Acts: At first I thought she was just a petty, competitive bitch 100
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 29/04/2026I've populated my Tomodachi island entirely with characters from my books... and me 000
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 18/04/2026I've apparently reached the stage my life where I impulse buy plants and decorative baskets 100
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 24/02/2026And you don't bring me flowers anymore... (so I had to get my own, and these ones have more than just thorns...) 010
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 16/02/2026It is tough to keep your whites white in the Lands Between, especially if you're rocking a bleed build... 000
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 02/01/2026It's Band Camp Friday y'all! That special day once a month where artists get 100% of your $$ and big tech companies get zero! What's your haul??? 120
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 29/12/2025I was not at all expecting a lovely moment like this in such a brutal game as Elden Ring... 010
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 22/12/2025My friend gave me a voucher for a free ham, which I honestly hadn't realize is a thing grocery stores still offer? It's just the three of us. My kids are gonna be so sick of ham... 120
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 07/11/2025It's Bandcamp Friday, ya'll, when artists get 100% of the money you spend! Instead of paying $15 a month to Spotify so they can throw AI slop at you, why not put that money toward the slow but sure investment of your very own music collection which can never be taken away! 🤯 450
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 08/10/2025The weather has finally turned and that means it's time for my famous hot dog soup! 110
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 08/10/2025Thanks for replying! Are you aware that the school-day.com domain mail server is being used to host Disney+ phishing scams? 200
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 07/10/2025The website looks slightly better than the previous one. The phone number ended up being another dead end voicemail, BUT there's a @sparkrock.bsky.social account! Hi! Are ya'll affiliated with School-Day.com? 100
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 07/10/2025Oh, I think it might be part of a larger scam! I called this number, which supposedly has bilingual 24/7 support and was met with a recorded message that was not bilingual (or had a bilingual option), and did not offer any actual support, just a voice mail. But the AI voice was pretty convincing! 100
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 07/10/2025This new fake Disney+ scam message is impressively sophisticated, as long as you don't bother to check the email address it's coming from. Even then, it's using a real domain, just not a relevant one. Has it been hijacked? Or part of a larger scam? 110
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 03/10/2025It's #BandcampFriday, your monthly opportunity to *directly* support favorite musicians by purchasing and downloading their music like we did in olden times so nobody can ever take it from you even if you stop paying for a subscription! (also you can stream it from the bandcamp app on your phone) 030
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 30/09/2025@theverge.com hmm, I think alt text for your subscriber welcome email needs some tweaking... 000
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 19/09/2025Drew this card for present status in a quick 3 card pull... Touché, divination deck. You're not wrong... 010
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 16/09/2025Potentially the gayest album ever, and a childhood favorite of mine. Saw her in concert when I was like 8? Insisted on meeting her at the stage door after. 030
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 12/09/2025It's one of those days when I'm seriously tempted to just say fuck it all and fire up a new play-through of Elden Ring to de-stress for the remainder of the day. Also, is it weird that I find Elden Ring soothing? 120
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 08/09/2025Using a 5 card pull to meditate on my current writing career slump and this card came up as my future TWICE IN A ROW 😬 Yay? I guess? 150
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 08/09/2025It's POSSIBLE that I have constructed a divination deck comprised entirely of my beloved Yugioh cards, and that meditating on this deck pleases me immeasurably... (and yes, it has 78 cards) #witchsky 290
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 05/09/2025It's #bandcampfriday!!! That means artists get ALL the money from your purchase! I just took advantage of the discount being generously offered by @djsabrina.bsky.social (check out their feed for code) so that I could by even MORE music! #bandcamp 162
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 03/09/2025Now that we are both adults paying rent, my son finally felt comfortable telling me that I type "so freaking loud" that he can hear me all the way over on the other side of the apartment... 😬 000
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 27/08/2025Oooookaaaaaay Firefox what the actual fuck did you just do to my new tab page??? I had this page LOCKED DOWN to only display a few links I regularly use and nothing else. Now there are forced sponsored links and a "Popular Today"???? This is a WHOLE NEW LEVEL of enshitification 110
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 20/08/2025Ooooh I found a folder of old gifs on my computer!!!! 000
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 04/08/2025Cool! The latest version of Ghost.io has direct integration with both the Fediverse and Bsky's AT Protocol, aka "the social web." Not totally sure how it all works yet, but apparently you can follow my witch blog right from your bsky feed using @witch.velvetgraves.com.ap.brid.gy I think? 000
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 18/07/2025I'm soooo tempted to see where this goes. Not only is the email address ridiculous, but anyone who's read any of my books would tell you this would be an absolutely terrible match-up. The results would be hilarious. I really want to fish a bit to learn what the grift is, but I probably shouldn't... 010
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 02/07/2025I honestly didn't think I could love Liz Harris of Grouper any more than I already did, but choosing this image for her artist pic on Spotify, etc is just the absolute best. Mature women artists giving zero fucks is absolute win!!!! 🥰 020
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 10/06/2025On the eve of a very important day, my thoughts drift inevitably back to the character that marked the beginning of this journey. Brigga Lin, shown here dressed in her habitual white hooded robe, was the first trans character I ever wrote. 130
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 19/05/2025What parent looks at this image and says "ah yes, I too would like my child to be assimilated into total homogeneity like these children!" 😬 100
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 07/04/2025I just walked down to the Wawa and got a hoagie and chips without any prompting, I think that means I'm a proper Philadelphian now? 020
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 07/04/2025I slapped a lightweight linux distro on there and use it almost exclusively for writing and research, and that's all i need from it. Also, it looks like shit so it's unlikely someone would try to steal it, and I don't have to worry about marring any precious aluminum surface 000
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 31/03/2025Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Here I am being visibly trans on the streets of Philadelphia! (Er, just like every day...) 030
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 07/03/2025Back at the Philly Ballet! Aw yeah cheap seats on the side!!! 😁 (cc: @ramiungarwriter.bsky.social ) 111
Kelley Skovron @kelleyskovron.com · 18/02/2025Aaaand now they're also chopping down a tree right outside my window. Touché, construction guys. Touché... 000
