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Chris. Custodian of the Spoon.

@keksekaempfer.bsky.social
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Finally found my feet 👣 They still don’t fit in Tory shoes. Pro #EU but it’s going to take time to #Rejoin. #ElectricVehicle, #Solar and any other waffle that takes my fancy. Going to try not to swear. #Wülferhampton Leper Gate dweller.

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Zamafir @zamafir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Most car buyers, new and used, live in a single family home. Most car buyers drive ~40 miles aday and 50-250 miles on road trips. Most car buyers would be better served with an EV and be able to handle their commute for pennies on the dollar with a household plug. Most avoid EVs due to FUD.
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StamfordTheLion. @stamfordthelion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#SpotTheScammer @moderation.bsky.app @support.bsky.team Need a renewed effort regarding this acct selling puppies as it still active FIVE days after being first reported. @cocktailpuppies.bsky.social Link in bio takes you to a website selling puppies. Clearly violates Bluesky's T's & C's
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Chris. Custodian of the Spoon. @keksekaempfer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m lucky enough to have two hot hatches. One original and one modern successor. Yes I know the GTI is a cab but you know what I mean.
Golf Gti convertible and Cupra Born VZGolf Gti convertible and Cupra Born VZ
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Chris. Custodian of the Spoon. @keksekaempfer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New lease Born arrived on Friday. New avatar. Big smile. Born VZ. #foreverElectric #EV
Black Cupra Born VZBlack Cupra Born VZBlack Cupra Born VZ
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Go Green @ecowarriorss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Electric car emissions benefits are far greater than first thought Their results showed that the climate benefits were generally greatest when gasoline vehicles were retired at year one, resulting in a 58% reduction in carbon emissions over a 16-year period. www.futurity.org/carbon-emiss...
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Electric car emissions benefits are far greater than first thought
New research shows the carbon emissions benefits of electric vehicles are far greater than initially suspected.
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What’s your legacy Johnson? Brexit. Total collapse of trust in politics. And this. The small boats symbolise your dishonesty and your failure. You’re responsible for nothing but damage. Not one good thing. Not one proud moment. You’re forever a shameful disgrace who threw his own mandate in the bin.
Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson
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It's a disaster, and it can all be traced to Labour ideology. Burnham has no mandate from the people. He has no real ideas, and no plan.
BORIS JOHNSON: UK is defenceless against migrants without...
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Chris. Custodian of the Spoon. @keksekaempfer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just wandering around Cirencester this morning. As I walked past the Uley Brewery market stall this fell in to my bag.
Old Spot beer 10litre keg
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Chris. Custodian of the Spoon. @keksekaempfer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#totp Them’s some splendid shoulder pads guys!
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you could take a minute to read this and, if it takes your fancy, then re-post it… I’d be so grateful. 🙏🏻 I’m doing my utmost to #SaveSquareChapelArts for the good people of Halifax & far beyond, and I need all the help you lovely lot can give me. Thank you! x www.canncomms.co.uk/post/actor-a...
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Actor and long-standing Patron, Reece Dinsdale fronts new campaign to save Halifax’s Square Chapel Arts Centre
Photo credit: Reece Dinsdale in the cinema/studio space at Square Chapel (photo by Ant Robling)Reece Dinsdale leads Square Chapel rescue mission: “It’s time to bring it home”Award-Winning Actor, Write...
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Zamafir @zamafir.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What if, and hear me out, we recognized the threat climate change posed to ourselves and our children, and just got serious about it for once. Electrification of transport is an iPhone level event. If lazy legacy encumbered by boomer ballast doesn't get it, move b!tch, get out the way.
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Chris. Custodian of the Spoon. @keksekaempfer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=7rOM...
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The Eagles-Journey of the Sorcerer ( Long Version)
YouTube video by shamangilbert
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StamfordTheLion. @stamfordthelion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not sure why some of the tags didn't work but I'll try again. Please be aware @moderation.bsky.app @support.bsky.team and @safety.bsky.app that @brightwayisiikooh.bsky.social is yet another FAKE Ugandan orphanage account for the reasons stated in my original post. #SpotTheScammer
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Zamafir @zamafir.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Upgrading to an EV is one of the biggest changes we can personally make to remove our demand from this farce and the immense environmental damage it's causing.
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StamfordTheLion. @stamfordthelion.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not sure why the link in my original post isn't working but the SCAM account is Maria's Cat House @mariascathouse25.bsky.social . #SpotTheScammer @moderation.bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @skywatch.blue
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I mean this is just an open invitation to get photoshopped into ridicule.
Farage and French politician holding gigantic piece of paper
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This week, Mr Pip has barked at A frog faced traitor Dodgy donations Lampreys A Soreen malt loaf A 1952 Piaggio Ape Lonicera × heckrottii The gap between Lyons and Spakowsky Thora Hird Silphium Cross bench peers Mrs Slocombe's 'other' pet Crucibles Putees Limes and Ipswich.
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Chris. Custodian of the Spoon. @keksekaempfer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Mrs is out and I’m painting the kitchen to Dead Kennedys. Acquired this on a recent trip to Brighton at a local record fair. #nowSpinning
Plastic Surgery Disasters - Dead Kennedys
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lake Ontario
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Chris. Custodian of the Spoon. @keksekaempfer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My best (only) iPhone eclipse photo.
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Chris. Custodian of the Spoon. @keksekaempfer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The BBC ruining a special event tonight. Also it’s not breaking. We’ve known about this event for years.
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Chris. Custodian of the Spoon. @keksekaempfer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
That’s quite a sunset
Orange sunset
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StamfordTheLion. @stamfordthelion.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Please do some research before reposting random rescues from other platforms. @alex_rescue in the post below is clearly a Ugandan scam "rescue" account. By reposting, you aren't helping animals in need. You are enabling animal abuse & GENUINE rescues including those in your OWN country lose out.
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Chris. Custodian of the Spoon. @keksekaempfer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I may as well do a #solar #homegeneration update for July now. Little cloud, over 25kwh generated per day so unsurprisingly July 2026 has been the best month ever. Heat makes a big difference to output though. On hot days, 4.86kwp panels rarely generated over 3.86kw.
July solar chart
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 27/07/2026
Now he’s announced his manifesto I can post these @countbinface.bsky.social
Count bin face election poster in the style of an old boxing matchCount bin face cartoon poster
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Chris. Custodian of the Spoon. @keksekaempfer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Reminder of saner times… youtu.be/3BrCvZmSnKA
youtu.be
The Kiffness - Eating the Cats ft. Donald Trump (Debate Remix)
YouTube video by The Kiffness
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ollypunk.bsky.social @ollypunk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Next...T.R.B.-"Power In The Darkness" '78 lp...what a fantastic album! Thank you Tom @tomrobinson.com for helping a straight, white male realise the world wasn't not just about me!✌️✊️😎
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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You can always tell when someone hasn't done anything wrong by the way they resign from Parliament.
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Chris. Custodian of the Spoon. @keksekaempfer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
#solar #homegeneration for May and June 2026. Below par months again but you can’t expect record breakers every year. One interesting note was the performance of my 4.8kwp system in the hot days of June. Production wallowed at 3.68kw due to the temperature of the panels. Cold sunny days are best!
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Warren Oates @warrenoates1.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Thank you Sir Keir Starmer for being the best PM the UK has had since I was born. Fuck you to all the back stabbers and traitors (both in and outside the Labour Party) who have worked to undermine you since you became leader. Fuck them all.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Must have
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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Nice beer! 🍺 Good to be travelling again for work and fun. Schengen makes it so easy, Brits have no idea what they're missing! #FreedomOfMovement
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James Clossick @jamesclossick.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is an absolutely disgusting racist decision. Every single match official should tell FIFA that they will not take part in a racist World Cup. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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World Cup referee barred: Somali's Omar Artan had 'right papers and right visa'
Somali referee Omar Artan says he was subjected to an 11-hour immigration interview before being denied entry to the United States for the World Cup despite holding the "right papers" and "right visa"...
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 07/06/2026
Don't you mean... "The shite house" *45 minute standing ovation*
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Tan Dhesi MP @tandhesi.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I was born and raised here. Countless brave Sikh soldiers died for Britain, proudly wearing their turban and kirpan. Thankfully, Rupert and Restore don't get to decide what is British. Beware … today they’re coming for me, but tomorrow it could be you!
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/06/2026
Rik and Rik Adjacent
various pictures of Rik Mayall and connected characters
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/06/2026
Banksy’s “Girl with a WHSmith bag”
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Jesus Jones @jesusjonesband.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
IT'S HAPPENING! Well, it will be tomorrow - that's when we start to roll out the timeframe for our new album "Twilight". You'll find out about the singles, the tracklist, videos, and more. We can't wait to start sharing more from the album with you - see you tomorrow x
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Chris. Custodian of the Spoon. @keksekaempfer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@freeagain.bsky.social #spotthescammer why on earth would a Gaza journalist follow me?
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026
#Eurovision Romania
Drawing of above
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026
Last one #eurovision Austria
Drawing of bloke on floor with a blue atra on his eye
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026
#eurovision Norway ya ya ya yaaa
Drawing of Norway entry
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026
#eurovision italy
Drawing of the above
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026
#eurovision Cyprus. Temu Shakira
Cyprus entry
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026
#eurovision Sweden masks up techno
Sweden eurovision
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026
#eurovision Lithuania
Another Eurovision drawing
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026
#Eurovision Finland with their song about the chicken shed going on fire
Finland entry drawing
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026
#Eurovision Poland Another good one
Polish Eurovision entry
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026
#Eurovision Croatia
Croatia drawing
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