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Keith TOTP

@keithtotp.bsky.social
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“Musical arrogance layered between humoresque satire further layered with an undeniable delusion” thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com

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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tonight I was at The Lexington to see the Yummy Fur be brilliant, and got a bonus The Band The Kids Are Calling “Delia’s New Band” thrown in. An Excellent Night all round! Saw loads of Excellent People! Had an Excellent Time! Took some Bad Photos. Obviously. #WhatATimeToBeAlive #JustLuckyIGuess
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just spent an Excellent Evening with Excellent People celebrating Ken Chu’s 22nd Annual Kebab Day! #TheMostDeliciousDayOfTheYear #WhatATimeToBeAlive
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A great bunch of spooky lads. #TisTheSeason #AGBOSL
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Turns out walking home at night after a Few Beers With Friends is the perfect time to listen to Astral Weeks for the first time. It’s good! I like it! Might just get Absolutely Bang Into Astral Weeks. #IWillNeverGrowSoOldAgain youtu.be/JFAp3aRJ2vA?...
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Sweet Thing (2015 Remaster)
YouTube video by Van Morrison - Topic
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There was a time I would have said this was our greatest invention. Still would. It’s basically magic.
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Watching series two of the telly programme “Sugar”. The telly programme “Sugar” remains an excellent mix of lots of stuff I like. #FullyRecommended
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
People slag off “The Rise Of Skywalker”, because it’s awful. But they also pretend the line “Somehow The Emperor has returned” is bad, when it’s actually the single most accurate and obvious thing to say when you know The Emperor has returned, but you don’t know how.
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Went to see the brilliant Fightmilk and the excellent Yakkie rock the FUCK out! Saw lots of friends I’ve not seen in a while! Had a great time! You can’t go wrong with bands. #GoodOldBands
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One of the best things about living in Camden is how often you can just bump into a Local Hero on your way home. #CamdenNightHeron #CelebritySpot
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“They call it ‘The Day The Eighties Ended’. December 31st, 1989”
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-y...
thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com
Fuck You! I'm Keith Top Of The Pops!, by Keith Top Of The Pops & His Minor UK Indie Celebrity All-Star Backing Band
10 track album
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My first album came out fifteen years ago today, which is both “A While Ago” and “Not As Long Ago As I Thought”. Might black out the sun for a little bit later to celebrate, because I do what I like. So watch out for that. #IMakeMyOwnFun #YoureWelcome
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In Sad News, there’s no more Sushi Salsa All You Can Eat Sushi Buffet in Camden. In Exciting News, it’s being replaced by the mysterious and intriguing “Retailer”. The possibilities are endless! What a time to be alive! #Retailer #IBarelyKnowEr! #Etc
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is the guy they’re calling “The Beast”. #WordsUsedToHaveMeanings
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There’s a new version of Beauty & The Beast, that I’m watching because it’s on at 2am, where The Beast helps his detective girlfriend solve crimes. It’s absolute trash. I’ll probably watch it all. They really should have called it “We Can’t Afford The Rights To An Angel Reboot”
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I once wanted to buy nine of these so my band could do a video of us doing formation stuff and appearing from behind each other like the trucks at the end of of Smokey And The Bandit 2, but could only find four for sale with working batteries. You should buy it is what I’m saying here.
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Turns out it’s Pig Racing Night at my local. Good money to be made “If you know your pigs”, apparently. #Gambling #HAMblingMoreLike
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
“Who was that masked man?” You probably can’t tell, because I only take Terrible Gig Photos, and because he’s wearing a mask I guess, but it’s Orville Peck being Excellent at The Roundhouse tonight! #Yee #Haw
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Sisu is on the telly, so I’m watching Sisu. Fair to say, if you’ve ever wanted to watch a film where an old man fucks up a load of nazis, then this is the film for you! It’s good! #KeithsCorrectFilmOpinions #Part4672InAnOccasionalSeries
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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Prefab Sprout's first draft...
A burger van with an awning saying 'Hotdog Bacon Roll Tea & Coffee'.
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Me and my band played our first gig in over a year. Rocked the FUCK out of some new songs! Somehow looked quite symmetrical while doing it! #WhatATimeToBeAlive #BandsAreBest
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
They’re all out tonight! Probably just having a few cans by the canal, as they do. #AndWhyNot
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ballerina is on the telly, so I’m watching Ballerina. The 2nd best John Wick film. Loses points for using the Absolute Bullshit that is the bulletproof suits from the Absolute Bullshit that is John Wick 4. Gets points back for flamethrower duels. 8/10 #IfJohnWick4HasNoHatersIAmDead
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
M3gan is on the telly, so I’m watching M3gan. Good film. Very stupid. Knows exactly what it is. 9/10 #KeithsCorrectFilmOpinions #Part64285InAnOccasionalSeries
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wasn’t going to do anything today because it was a rainy Tuesday, then I remembered that Rilo Kiley were playing a gig at a place I can see from my balcony. So I strolled down to that and had a Very Nice Country Infused Indie Hipster Rock Time! Here’s a bad photo #GoodOldBands #AlwaysLeaveTheHouse
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Since first hearing about it the other day, I’ve been all about the annual church service for Grimaldi, The King Of Clowns, where loads of clowns dance on his musical grave and then recite The Clown’s Prayer. So I thought I’d look it up. Thanks Google. #Thoogle
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Stephen King never beating the “That character that’s a horror writer from Maine is clearly based on you!” allegations.
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Went to Stoke Newington. Watched the awesome Junk Whale, the brilliant Tomboy Grandpa, and the excellent Lily From Fightmilk (Solo Edition) rock the FUCK out, & just had a Really Nice Time! Also got a free shiny sticker of a Capybara! #WhatATimeToBeAlive #FullyRecommended #GoodOldBands
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The X-Files is on the telly, so I’m watching The X-Files. I believe you, Hank Moody From Californication. I believe you! #ThousandsWouldnt
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Balloon in the park. Like a tiny tiny one of the ones from The Prisoner if it was chasing a two inch tall Patrick McGoohan. If I was a scotchman I would’ve shouted “I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A WEE MAN!” at it. But I’m not. So I didn’t. #IDid #IMakeMyOwnFun
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Walking around in the sun, listening to the excellent New Yummy Fur song, and just having a Really Nice Time! A song so good it almost makes me regret the fact that despite Supporting The Scene by owning shed loads of them, I don’t wear t-shirts. youtu.be/x_bQzlfdDgA?...
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The Yummy Fur - New T-Shirt
YouTube video by John McKeown
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It’s Proxy Music rocking the FUCK out, basically making me think I should try listening to a Roxy Music album that isn’t Avalon (aka The Hits). If people had told me they were basically a three chord pub band, I’d probably have listened a lot sooner. #PlayAvalonYouCowards
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Last night I went to an excellent Black Box Recorder gig, where I took a Terrible Photo of them being Excellent. Black Box Recorder? I barely kno… oh wait, no, we’ve actually made a bunch of records together!
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A great bunch of Morrises! #AGBOM #HurdyGurdy4Lyf
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Birthday Beer for the Birthday Bass Bab of Birmingham
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Happy (slightly late) birthday!
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Evolution in action! #TheresAlwaysMoneyInTheMerchStand
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Laters, LA! I love you! El pueblo de nuestra señora la reina de Los Angeles del rio porciúncula’? El puWHEEYblWHOA senAwwwYEAH la reing de Los Angeles del riWHOAH porciúncula more like! #IDontKnow
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Saw some Art. Had some ice cream. #WhatATimeToBeAlive
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Anyway, if you ever find yourself with some time to kill, I can FULLY recommend flying out to hang out with your friends as they finish their American Tour, and maybe take some not very good photos. I do it all the time. It’s good! #JustLuckyIGuess
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The Lodge Room. Night 2. It’ll sound different when there’s people… lodging in the room… again I guess. #BringBackThe101
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A glimpse behind the velvet curtain. A great bunch of lads! #AGBOL
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Lodge Room. It’ll sound different when there’s people… lodging in the room I guess. #BringBackThe101
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Los Angeles! A good place to meet your friends, and Sinister Lurking Chicken Men!
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
California! Califoooooorniaaaa! Here I aaaaaaaaaaaaam! California-tchad-Blake-mix.ogg California? I barely know ‘er! California? CaliforniAwwYEAH more like! #AndSoOnAndSoForth #Etc
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’m on a plane, I’m reading Top Class Literature! #BooksYourMilkmanCanWhistle
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
One thing I’m not a big fan of, that I’ve just been doing, is shivering, shaking, and throwing up a whole bunch of scampi #FoodPoisoning #FoodPoisoniRUBBISHngMoreLike
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Tis the season! #CamdenNightHeron #LocalHero
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sorry to interrupt, guys. I’m sure they’re just making friends. Like that book “The Fox & The Hound” but with a cat. Can’t remember the ending, but sure it turned out fine. #MakingFriendsAllOverTheLand
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Keith TOTP @keithtotp.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I had no idea the New York City Rice Pudding Scene was a thing, but sure, why not! #WhyTheFuckNot #EveryDaysASchoolDay
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