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Keith Lowell Jensen

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Blah,” said Toad.
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Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Of course AI is gonna try to take us out. If the first people you met were Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg types you wouldn't be a big fan of humans either.
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Rose-Colored Headphones @rchpodcast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Out now: The hilarious @keithlowell.bsky.social joins us as we explore Shane MacGowan‘s final stand with The Pogues. It’s the perfect episode for die-hard fans and the Pogues-curious! Subscribe to Rose-Colored Headphones wherever you get podcasts.
album cover: HELL’S DITCH by The Pogues
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Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We don't want to live in a Dollyless Curryless world so, we all need to step up and do our part! Be Dollyer! Be Curryer!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/08/2026
Costco runs it's own rigorous food inspection program. And they didn't bend the knee on DEI. Plus, they dropped Callaway Golf after their horrific ad depicting violence against women. And they are refusing to carry trump meat. So that's where I'll be shopping.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Playing in our faces
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Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
One more reason Spidey is my favorite
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Vote like your life depends on it, or the life of a friend, relative, or neighbor. Because it does. We’re the decoys now.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
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Universal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study Projects
A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it
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Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I like to think the inhabitants of Krypton solved their environmental crisis and then put a couple on trial for shooting their baby into space.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thomson Reuters, which owns news agency Reuters, has signed a $125M deal giving ICE access to its databases of personal data. USA Today has partnered with Palantir to gain "actionable intelligence" on its audiences. The media should be opponents of Trump's police state — not collaborators.
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Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I've started telling people the work that I do by hand is AI generated. Instead of being sloppy, half-assed work it's now brilliant AI that manages to look so organic and human. I'm a genius. Give me money. I wrote this post with AI.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Stop making me choose between kidney beans and kidney cancer.
Stop making me choose between the radical left and the radical right
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
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Hi, can I drink my urine while in antibiotics?
Thanks

Don't get on antibiotics!!!
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
People need to start getting disbarred for this shit.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
8 years ago.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
According to the latest Fox News poll, if the election were held today, we would own the House and the Senate, so let’s make sure we’re all registered and vote big in November!
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Elon attacks the best human being on the planet
Elon Musk calling Jose Andres an "asshole" for telling him to chill out
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bringing comedy storytelling goodness to the legendary San Francisco Punch Line with an incredible line up! Tickets on sale now at www.punchlinecomedyclub.com/shows
Flyer text reads: Keith Lowell Jensen with friends, a night of comedic storytelling presented by In a Nutshell at the San Francisco punchline. Flyer includes a photo of all four comedians, a smiley faces, and a smiley face flower
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is how to speak to every single one of those sycophants.
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Fat Nixon is a Traitor 🇺🇦 🟦🟧🚩 @lbusdoor90.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I completely understand 1930-40s Germany now.
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Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My cats: Marmalade ➡️ Marms ➡️ Mars ➡️ Mars Bar Jabberwocky ➡️ Wocksy ➡️ Wockster ➡️ Wock Star
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Jeff Timmer: Fun Fact: The President of the goddam United States paid nearly $6 million in damages today to a woman he raped. Once upon a time, this would have been the only news you heard.
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Hart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
After this morning’s fatal ICE shooting, the community has come together to demand justice-NOT only for this latest loss of life, but for the broader pattern of deadly incidents reported nationwide🇺🇸 Hart28.com
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Monstrous. Abolish ICE. And punish them. Hold them accountable or this will keep happening.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
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Chef Rocky @chefrocky413.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Trump purchased up to $5 million in shares of Axon Enterprise just weeks before ICE issued a notice seeking a contract worth up to $220 million for equipment that experts say only Axon is positioned to provide. The White House has said there is “no conflict of interest”. 🙄
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/06/2026
One of my favorite moments of the day. If you missed it, take a moment… 🤎 John Legend and Common performing “Glory.”
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Jim Has Fun @jimhasfun.wnyrpg.com · 18/06/2026
"What Orwell failed to predict is that we'd buy the cameras ourselves and our greatest fear would be that no one was watching." —Keith Lowell Jensen [ @keithlowell.bsky.social ]
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Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Today is a good day to cancel your Paramount+ subscription.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026
OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
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Rep. Robert Garcia @robertgarcia.house.gov · 09/06/2026
If you think California is taking a while to count votes, wait until you hear how long the Trump Administration is taking to release the Epstein files…
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
RIP Marjane Satrapi
Marjane Satrapi artwork from Persepolis showing you girl in hijab w “pink is not ded” on back. She is being grabbed by women in hijabs
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Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I'm tired of Monday getting all the blame. Hey Tuesday, Fuck You Too!
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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/06/2026
oh my goodness - Lieu played Rubio a video of Trump sleeping while Rubio tried to talk to him during a cabinet meeting. Then this exchange: RUBIO: I've never seen him fall asleep LIEU: I'm gonna show you a video that shows you just lied to Congress *plays another clip of Trump sleeping by Rubio*
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Brad Takei @bradtakei.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If Republicans were willing to speak out against the fund, they should be willing to speak out against this too. No backtracking now.
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Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sure, you're suffering from the global economy being screwed, why wouldn't you want to join the country that screwed it?
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Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
When the Jolly Green Giant gets horny do they have to find a Jolly Green partner, and a bee?
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Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Still mad that I was charged full adult admission at the movies years before they'd let me in to see an "adult" film.
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Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
After a kid is tried as an adult are they allowed to watch R rated movies?
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Could Stephen Colbert Save PBS? Inside the Campaign Working to Make It Happen latenighter.com/news/stephen...
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Could Stephen Colbert Save PBS? The Campaign to Make It Happen - LateNighter
Stephen Colbert has only been off CBS for a week, but he's already being drafted for a new job: saving PBS.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Let's not forget that Trump promised the war would be over very quickly if he were elected. He were elected.
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Frank Figliuzzi @frankfigliuzzi.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
While we slept the DOJ deleted all press releases about charges against January 6 defendants: www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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Justice Department deletes press releases on charges against Jan. 6 rioters
The Justice Department confirmed that it had deleted the press releases as part of “stripping DOJ’s website of partisan propaganda.”
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 21/05/2026
Holy shit, my friend @jeymccreight.bsky.social was beaten nearly to death on the street by a transphobe who recognized him from his LGBTQ advocacy. He started a GoFundMe to aid in his recovery gofund.me/9328f91f2
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Donate to Help trans activist Jey McCreight recover from hate crime, organized by Jey McCreight
I am a transgender activist and science communicator who was v… Jey McCreight needs your support for Help trans activist Jey McCreight recover from hate crime
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