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Keith Buckhout

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 10h
@markcstory.bsky.social is right about @ukfootball.bsky.social being college football’s most electrifying team to watch.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 20h
Please join us in rooting for Kentucky to make the playoff. Are they good? Not relevant. They’re ENTERTAINING.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 20h
as called by Tom Leach on Kentucky Wildcats radio:
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 20h
We don’t talk enough about how Lane Kiffin is a disgusting creep AND a shitty football coach who is a loser.
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 20h
I think his legal name is now Will Fucking Stein
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¹⁵ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 20h
KENNY MINCHEY UP THE MIDDLE KENTUCKY WIIIIIIINS!!!!!!
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 20h
Go Cats and Eat Shit Lane Kiffin!
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 20h
eat shit lane kiffin
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 20h
CAYUTS!
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 20h
Well, got another shot and didn’t exactly redeem himself but got the job done.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 21h
Wait. Steal this one?!? LSU has scored 2 of their 3 touchdowns on trick plays.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah. That’ll be all from that kid at kicker.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 21h
No. Way. Hahahaha What next?!?!
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 21h
I get the FG wouldn’t have been good from 12 yards but what is Minchey doing there? If you roll out like that if there’s nothing immediately there you run forward or throw it away. Yikes.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 21h
That’s an unbelievable catch. An elbow gets down in bounds. Wow.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 21h
If LSU has to resort to THAT bullshit to take a lead in the 4th quarter, I feel pretty good about Kentucky’s chances.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 23h
If LSU has to resort to that bullshit in the 1st quarter, I feel pretty good about Kentucky’s chances.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Run! The! Damn! Ball! @ukfootball.bsky.social
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s not just that the Yankees are wasting the best player in several generations, it’s that they continue to think players like Spencer Jones, Trent Grisham, Austin Wells, Anthony Volpe and Ryan McMahon are deserving of MLB roster spots and that they should respect Aaron Boone.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
While we’re at it, I’m also sick of the CF and RF.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ben Rice hit 2 homers. But more importantly, as DH, hasn’t made a single error.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It feels worse than it is and also feels like it should be worse?
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Being a Cincinnati Bengals fan is similar to this except it’s more like getting a vasectomy done by a urologist who doesn’t use enough local anesthetic.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Cincinnati Bengals secondary and outside linebackers still approach tackling as a business decision, and more specifically an arm’s length transaction.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guy has the game’s only hit but also the dumbest double and caught stealing I’ve ever seen.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The American public should hate Russell Vought like Bernie Madoff and Elon Musk. He is using the power of the government to steal from every American and empower corporations to defraud and abuse the public without any chance for criminal charges or civil penalties.
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New York Yankees @yankeesbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yanks in 2. #RepBX
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A white dude from Nashville who can’t be bothered to wear a hat in a normal way always, always, ALWAYS sucks.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, the pitching has been fantastic, but this is the best the Yankees offense has looked this season. They slugged in clutch ABs, but they also got a bunch of base hits from the entire lineup.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a Yankees fan, they’ve been so bad with RISP, I didn’t even care. Worth the risk just that the catcher didn’t field it cleanly.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have good news for you, Jon! Recently, the Yankees and Orioles simply agreed to not play baseball.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ben Rice and Cam Schlittler are proof that baseball exists in Massachusetts but without those two players we’d never have known!
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just got absolutely dominated by dudes from Cohasset and Walpole.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So Eric Schmitt was floated as a possible VP candidate. Good thing the GOP kept the IOWA Caucuses as the first Presidential Primary.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So close!! That is a shape 💕
“So close!! That is a shape” meme

OP: “Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color”
Reply: “star fruit?”
OP reply: “So close!! That is a shape”
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In celebration of this dumbass confusing the Atlanta Hawks with the Iowa Hawkeyes, what’s the funniest sporting event Eric stumbled into thinking he was going to watch a Missouri team?
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ryan, if you have questions about the theology of Angels in the Outfield, I’d like to introduce you to @jasonkirk.fyi and encourage you to take those questions to The Shutdown Fullcast, the internet’s only Calvinist baseball podcast.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, it’s hard to say because you may never see a Hyundai Civic at all.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck cancer. Sorry for your loss. Peace and comfort to you and your loved ones.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obviously you don’t have to have a daughter or be a baseball fan to get some tears at this but if you do have a daughter and are a baseball fan, you’re going to have some tears at this.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry. I forgot to tell you. Will Stein said “rat poison” multiple times during his press conference this week.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Jennifer really wanted to know what I think she wouldn’t have asked a vague and vapid question like “What do you think of the U.S. - Israel relationship?”
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Follow up on previous post 2: Should’ve waited to let Will Stein COOK before posting this because that dude coached Kentucky to the best half of football in program history.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Follow up on previous post 1: I still don’t care that Sark blew off Holly. Those pregame, halftime and postgame interviews are beneath her and ESPN shouldn’t make her do them. But Arch sucks.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Evan McPherson might be the Scottie Scheffler of kickers. Just hits the tough ones way more consistently.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
JaMarr Chase is a FREAK
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t care about Ole Miss or LSU one bit, but it is fun and satisfying to watch Lane eat shit like that.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CAYUTS
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I try to do the falsetto the way @edsbs.bsky.social did it and sometimes it works and sometimes it sounds like a 14 year old boy’s voice cracking.
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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I thought it was going to be about, “What did Lane do now?!?” and I’m disturbed that learning the origin of the Sankey Chart discourse doesn’t mean Lane wasn’t involved.
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