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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It’s not just that the Yankees are wasting the best player in several generations, it’s that they continue to think players like Spencer Jones, Trent Grisham, Austin Wells, Anthony Volpe and Ryan McMahon are deserving of MLB roster spots and that they should respect Aaron Boone.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ben Rice hit 2 homers. But more importantly, as DH, hasn’t made a single error.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Being a Cincinnati Bengals fan is similar to this except it’s more like getting a vasectomy done by a urologist who doesn’t use enough local anesthetic.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Cincinnati Bengals secondary and outside linebackers still approach tackling as a business decision, and more specifically an arm’s length transaction.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The American public should hate Russell Vought like Bernie Madoff and Elon Musk. He is using the power of the government to steal from every American and empower corporations to defraud and abuse the public without any chance for criminal charges or civil penalties.

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New York Yankees @yankeesbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yanks in 2. #RepBX

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yeah, the pitching has been fantastic, but this is the best the Yankees offense has looked this season. They slugged in clutch ABs, but they also got a bunch of base hits from the entire lineup.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ben Rice and Cam Schlittler are proof that baseball exists in Massachusetts but without those two players we’d never have known!

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So Eric Schmitt was floated as a possible VP candidate. Good thing the GOP kept the IOWA Caucuses as the first Presidential Primary.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In celebration of this dumbass confusing the Atlanta Hawks with the Iowa Hawkeyes, what’s the funniest sporting event Eric stumbled into thinking he was going to watch a Missouri team?

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Obviously you don’t have to have a daughter or be a baseball fan to get some tears at this but if you do have a daughter and are a baseball fan, you’re going to have some tears at this.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Follow up on previous post 2: Should’ve waited to let Will Stein COOK before posting this because that dude coached Kentucky to the best half of football in program history.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Follow up on previous post 1: I still don’t care that Sark blew off Holly. Those pregame, halftime and postgame interviews are beneath her and ESPN shouldn’t make her do them. But Arch sucks.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Evan McPherson might be the Scottie Scheffler of kickers. Just hits the tough ones way more consistently.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I don’t care about Ole Miss or LSU one bit, but it is fun and satisfying to watch Lane eat shit like that.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Bengals still can’t tackle. Sheesh.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Holly Rowe is a gem but we don’t need a yelly 45 seconds about resilience and belief in the team from Sark so I’m fine with all of that.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

As a Kentucky fan I’m actually pretty disappointed to get blown out in the 2nd half like this. The whole idea of Will Stein was finding ways to move the ball and score against elite defenses. Obviously Stein doesn’t have all the guys he wants but he has enough to be better than this.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Welp. That fake punt was desperate for a reason. Cats can’t block and they’re outta gas on defense. Still looked better than we thought.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Does Kalen Deboer always look like he just got in the shower with a bad sunburn?

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hell yeah, Will Stein in his bag. Go Cats.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

That was the drive Alabama SCRIPTED vs Kentucky?!?! Go CATS.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

@sickoscommittee.org mentioned! (at the end of regulation for Wake Forest @ Purdue on FS1)

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you’re not watching and listening to the YES Network’s broadcast of Aaron Judge’s return from the IL, you just missed Michael Kay explaining anime to Joe Girardi who thought he was saying a name, “Anna May”

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Obviously Will Stein is the best coach in the country because Oregon can’t even score in the first quarter without him. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Kentucky is doing exactly what you’d want them to be doing against Youngstown State. In control but still looking sloppy in the ways that coaches love to yell about when watching film.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Good point. Got it. Right on. So true. Oh thank God.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Yeah, Trump is the kingpin but Elon and Russ Vought should be (redacted for TOS violations) every day for a thousand years.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Argentina’s goalkeeper is great but you’ll never be able to convince me that basically any professional shortstop or a quality defensive back wouldn’t be better because they’d just catch the ball rather than punch it away. Just teach em to kick it super far for goal kicks and clears later.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The real pausa de hidratación were the drinks we had along the way.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the R&A officials who investigate crime, and the posters who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.”

Bryson DeChambeau possibly getting assessed a 2-stroke penalty for improperly improving his lie during The Open Championship but with YouTubeTV’s program and system information for USA Network showing “Law and Order: Special Victims Unit” instead.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Hey @pablo.show, I’m near the Intuit Dome. Need me to water the tree? Which tree is it? Should I just water any tree that looks Aspiration-y?

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Every time I come to Southern California, after the 4th day of perfect weather, I think to myself “Oh yeah, this is why 20 million people live here. The ocean. The mountains. The people! The food!” and then I remember on day 5 I’ve spent 25% of my time in a car and 25% of my money on parking.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

International soccer might be the only sport as corrupt as major college football where “if you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’” has been the policy for decades. It’s honestly refreshing to see the US is finally trying.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

BREAKING: *Rapidly* growing ‘Tarps Off’ Section at tonight’s Red Sox @ Angels game. Sources close to the situation tell us “Dudes Rock”

3 sections of dudes with their ‘Tarps Off’ at the Red Sox / Angels game.

Multiple sections of dudes with their “tarps off” and a long line of other dudes waiting to join them.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If we bribe Gianni Infantino with the plane that Qatar bribed Trump with, will he reinstate Balogun for the Belgium match?

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

That red card is the kind of call that Kentucky would get that would make you worried Mark Stoops was about to murder an SEC referee and rupture the eardrum of a line judge.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Hey @nba.com, Good call. bsky.app/profile/nba....

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Soccer, we need to talk about what “unplayable” means in sports.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I want Eric Metaxas to have to listen to this clip on a loop for the rest of his life.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Sure, Rebecca Lowe and Thierry Henry reacted but Zlatan steals the show.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I basically only was able to watch the 4th quarter. It’s still one of the best basketball games I’ve ever watched.

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Keith Buckhout @keithbuckhout.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Flight out of Newark got delayed so I’d miss my connection. Delta rebooked me on a flight out of LaGuardia. I was planning to take transit from Newark to LaGuardia but that involves going through Penn Station around 3:30. Just saw an announcement Penn Station will be closed at 4. Pray for me.

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