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Keira

@keiradoes.bsky.social
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Just a lil guy 👉🏻👈🏻 Pink chaos goblin, mildly cursed cosplayer, cat haver 💕

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Bonez 🤍 @luckybonez.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Oooh poor baby, you can't write an essay without ai? You're a fucking moron?🥺🥺 You want chatGPT to fuck your wife, too? Yeah? 🥺🥺 Aww 😩
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The props otherwise mediocre men in the pole industry get for being able to do high level strength based moves will never not cheese me off
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✨bunni🌙 @bunnireadshorror.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
the autistic urge to immediately research the movie after you say “wait, that actor looks familiar”
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 01/02/2025
I don't think people realize that there is no bad economy you can threaten me with that I won't respond to with a battle-hardened shrug. Oh, things are about to get horribly more expensive due to factors outside of my control? My savings will not grow? Inability to retire? You must be new here
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I have a lot of autistic friends. none of them have ever done anything even close to a Sieg Heil.
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
My favourite shrek filter has been purged from Instagram. This is truely the darkest timeline
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
honestly just ban all social media, then destroy the power substations. light all the cars on fire. return to the woods. die of pneumonia. live the good life.
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Still obsessed with this Max and Chloe shoot @whereisdanielle.bsky.social and I did with @valiantcosplay.bsky.social at PAX last year 🦋💕 #lifeisstrange #lifeisstrangecosplay #maxcaulfieldcosplay #chloepricecosplay #cosplay
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I have a silly idea for a routine but considering how many people at my pole comp needed me to explain who Megamind was.. it‘s probably way too niche ;-;
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Nothing has made me feel so chronically online as the fact that no one in my life knows about the Mark Zuckerberg tribute cover of “Get Low” with T Pain
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I know being shadow banned comes with the territory of being a pole dancer who posts on social media but god damn it’s annoying that it happens every time manage to get around my adhd and start consistently posting
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Jorts have entered the chat
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Gf said I have to share custody of my new shoes 🥲 She’s jealous of the drip
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Patrick Lenton @patricklenton.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Omg Raygun sucks, we should have been even more mean to her www.smh.com.au/culture/come...
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Raygun hits up comedy club owner for $10,000
Lawyers for Rachael “Raygun” Gunn are demanding $10,000 in legal fees from a small Sydney venue that had planned to stage a musical based on the Olympic breakdancer.
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radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · 17/12/2024
imagine if ikea had been invented by the british. imagine. you'd be sitting down on your percy and opening up your laptop on your nigel desk while your partner relaxes on your three-seater hamish.
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I unironically want this so bad
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Owen 🕷️ @owenod.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
[discovering V's hideout after he has blown up parliament] Aw man, he was cringe?
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Melinda's century of humiliation @melindamagpie.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The public reaction to the assassination of the CEO is far more interesting and significant than the politics of the assassin (if that's even who Luigi is. Cops frame up people all the time).
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Last night was my first student showcase as a pole instructor that I’ve actually had students performing in and when I tell you I was being the most extra stage mum up the back of the audience 😂
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Very excited for the packet of chippies I have waiting for me at home when I finish work
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Hench & Scrap @henchandscrap.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
We've been hinting at this puppet build for @magic.wizards.com for a while, & now that #mtgfoundations is out and #MTGSummerOfMagic has kicked off it's time for Loot! Enjoy 90 seconds of us bringing MTG's sweet scrungly child to life in our cosy little workshop. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nnl...
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Bringing Loot to life, as a puppet!
YouTube video by Hench & Scrap - Props & Cosplay
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
After 9 months, I finally got a haircut. I am reborn
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Reading tiktok comments about how building practical sets for Wicked was “wasteful” and “sets a bad precedent”. I HATE IT HERE
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My biggest flex is how many places I’ve walked into and said “I would like a job here” with no resume and then been offered one based purely off of networking and vibes 😂
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Occasionally Egg likes to lay in the bath and have an existential crisis
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Tried watching Boarderlands and it’s genuinely just so bad??
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
My sister in law is out of her first trimester now so I can finally let the world know.. I found out I was going to be an aunt for the first time while painted like a cunty Megamind 😂
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Feels REAL weird to be in my lounge room at 1am learning the ‘Bye Bye Bye’ dance for my students tomorrow while the world slowly falls apart
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Very cute that our realestate is trying to get us to sign a lease renewal (that includes a rent increase) that’s backdated to April. That’s not how this works guys 🤡
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 02/11/2024
Esoteric and spiritual grifters will show you some footage of Lana Turner and be like 'the divine feminine,' but you know what the divine feminine really is? Miss Piggy. I don't need to explain this statement, you know it's true.
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Raff @raffcat.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Chappell, Grand Unifier All Will Be One
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Rare sighting of me gaming
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Or-Fi-S @or-fi-s.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
a reminder for people new to bluesky: you should go into your settings > moderation, and mess with the adult content filters to your comfort. by default, bsky will completely hide lots of adult content. while you're there, go to the bluesky moderation service, and adjust your advanced settings too.
a screenshot of the moderation settingsa screenshot of the advanced moderation settings
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
I love when my cats sit on chairs like people 😌
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
It’s still Halloween in America right? 🔪👻💕
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Very sadge that teaching back to back classes today meant I didn’t get to film any tricks in my Ben 10 costume 😔
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Wearing my baddie Ben 10 fit to teach my pole classes today bc 🎃 HALLOWEEN 🎃
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Halloween is for serious cosplays only
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Halloween GC PowerPoint night 2024
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
The stuff for my cursed Halloween costume for tonight doesnt look like it’ll get here in time 🥲 I have a back up but I’m still sad about it
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Getting food before Fletcher and the bar is sold out of margs. I love lesbians
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Asked my gf to pick a movie and instead I’m now getting a full breakdown of gundam lore
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Had a grey haired butch lesbian couple come into my retail job today and buy each other, in their words, “pretty gifts” for their 15th anniversary 🥹 Brutha the way I teared up when they left…
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
The kind of photos I get from my gf while I’m at work:
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Finally (politely) told my boss that if she doesn’t start paying me closer to the industry standard rate then I’m leaving at the end of the year 🤪
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Anyone else’s phone memory regularly get so full that the app icons no longer load? 🫣 Or is it me?
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Ngl my favourite part of looking substantially younger than I am is lying to door knockers about my age so they’ll go away 😌
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Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
That’s a funny looking dish
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