Reposted by KeiraBonez 🤍 @luckybonez.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Oooh poor baby, you can't write an essay without ai? You're a fucking moron?🥺🥺 You want chatGPT to fuck your wife, too? Yeah? 🥺🥺 Aww 😩 416620
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 19/02/2025The props otherwise mediocre men in the pole industry get for being able to do high level strength based moves will never not cheese me off 010
Reposted by Keira✨bunni🌙 @bunnireadshorror.bsky.social · 02/02/2025the autistic urge to immediately research the movie after you say “wait, that actor looks familiar” 1425227
Reposted by KeiraMia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 01/02/2025I don't think people realize that there is no bad economy you can threaten me with that I won't respond to with a battle-hardened shrug. Oh, things are about to get horribly more expensive due to factors outside of my control? My savings will not grow? Inability to retire? You must be new here 3255
Reposted by KeiraWagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I have a lot of autistic friends. none of them have ever done anything even close to a Sieg Heil. 432949352
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 20/01/2025My favourite shrek filter has been purged from Instagram. This is truely the darkest timeline 030
Reposted by KeiraRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025honestly just ban all social media, then destroy the power substations. light all the cars on fire. return to the woods. die of pneumonia. live the good life. 982643266
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Still obsessed with this Max and Chloe shoot @whereisdanielle.bsky.social and I did with @valiantcosplay.bsky.social at PAX last year 🦋💕 #lifeisstrange #lifeisstrangecosplay #maxcaulfieldcosplay #chloepricecosplay #cosplay 0171
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I have a silly idea for a routine but considering how many people at my pole comp needed me to explain who Megamind was.. it‘s probably way too niche ;-; 030
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Nothing has made me feel so chronically online as the fact that no one in my life knows about the Mark Zuckerberg tribute cover of “Get Low” with T Pain 020
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I know being shadow banned comes with the territory of being a pole dancer who posts on social media but god damn it’s annoying that it happens every time manage to get around my adhd and start consistently posting 110
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Gf said I have to share custody of my new shoes 🥲 She’s jealous of the drip 040
Reposted by KeiraPatrick Lenton @patricklenton.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Omg Raygun sucks, we should have been even more mean to her www.smh.com.au/culture/come...smh.com.auRaygun hits up comedy club owner for $10,000Lawyers for Rachael “Raygun” Gunn are demanding $10,000 in legal fees from a small Sydney venue that had planned to stage a musical based on the Olympic breakdancer. 4145489
Reposted by Keiraradical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · 17/12/2024imagine if ikea had been invented by the british. imagine. you'd be sitting down on your percy and opening up your laptop on your nigel desk while your partner relaxes on your three-seater hamish. 612934
Reposted by KeiraOwen 🕷️ @owenod.bsky.social · 09/12/2024[discovering V's hideout after he has blown up parliament] Aw man, he was cringe? 102536513
Reposted by KeiraMelinda's century of humiliation @melindamagpie.bsky.social · 09/12/2024The public reaction to the assassination of the CEO is far more interesting and significant than the politics of the assassin (if that's even who Luigi is. Cops frame up people all the time). 06519
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Last night was my first student showcase as a pole instructor that I’ve actually had students performing in and when I tell you I was being the most extra stage mum up the back of the audience 😂 120
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Very excited for the packet of chippies I have waiting for me at home when I finish work 030
Reposted by KeiraHench & Scrap @henchandscrap.bsky.social · 06/12/2024We've been hinting at this puppet build for @magic.wizards.com for a while, & now that #mtgfoundations is out and #MTGSummerOfMagic has kicked off it's time for Loot! Enjoy 90 seconds of us bringing MTG's sweet scrungly child to life in our cosy little workshop. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nnl...youtube.comBringing Loot to life, as a puppet!YouTube video by Hench & Scrap - Props & Cosplay 34420
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Reading tiktok comments about how building practical sets for Wicked was “wasteful” and “sets a bad precedent”. I HATE IT HERE 220
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024My biggest flex is how many places I’ve walked into and said “I would like a job here” with no resume and then been offered one based purely off of networking and vibes 😂 130
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Occasionally Egg likes to lay in the bath and have an existential crisis 010
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Tried watching Boarderlands and it’s genuinely just so bad?? 010
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 09/11/2024My sister in law is out of her first trimester now so I can finally let the world know.. I found out I was going to be an aunt for the first time while painted like a cunty Megamind 😂 0190
Reposted by KeiraAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned." 12153932875
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Feels REAL weird to be in my lounge room at 1am learning the ‘Bye Bye Bye’ dance for my students tomorrow while the world slowly falls apart 020
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Very cute that our realestate is trying to get us to sign a lease renewal (that includes a rent increase) that’s backdated to April. That’s not how this works guys 🤡 120
Reposted by KeiraElizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 02/11/2024Esoteric and spiritual grifters will show you some footage of Lana Turner and be like 'the divine feminine,' but you know what the divine feminine really is? Miss Piggy. I don't need to explain this statement, you know it's true. 1122
Reposted by KeiraOr-Fi-S @or-fi-s.bsky.social · 31/10/2024a reminder for people new to bluesky: you should go into your settings > moderation, and mess with the adult content filters to your comfort. by default, bsky will completely hide lots of adult content. while you're there, go to the bluesky moderation service, and adjust your advanced settings too. 215474
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 31/10/2024Very sadge that teaching back to back classes today meant I didn’t get to film any tricks in my Ben 10 costume 😔 010
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 31/10/2024Wearing my baddie Ben 10 fit to teach my pole classes today bc 🎃 HALLOWEEN 🎃 020
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 27/10/2024The stuff for my cursed Halloween costume for tonight doesnt look like it’ll get here in time 🥲 I have a back up but I’m still sad about it 010
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Getting food before Fletcher and the bar is sold out of margs. I love lesbians 020
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Asked my gf to pick a movie and instead I’m now getting a full breakdown of gundam lore 130
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Had a grey haired butch lesbian couple come into my retail job today and buy each other, in their words, “pretty gifts” for their 15th anniversary 🥹 Brutha the way I teared up when they left… 170
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Finally (politely) told my boss that if she doesn’t start paying me closer to the industry standard rate then I’m leaving at the end of the year 🤪 170
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Anyone else’s phone memory regularly get so full that the app icons no longer load? 🫣 Or is it me? 020
Keira @keiradoes.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Ngl my favourite part of looking substantially younger than I am is lying to door knockers about my age so they’ll go away 😌 020