iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fuck sake. I put on real pants, took off work, drove 30 miles in the rain… all to find out I had the day wrong and this appointment is tomorrow.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Quality human-written SFF books right here. Please fund my anti-AI, anti-establishment, anti-homophobic writing future. Details and links here: tamiolsen.com

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Apparently my basil only needed me to abandon my garden to its own devices for the rest of the year. 😅

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When they said some things only unlock at higher levels, I didn’t realize they meant back pain, hot flashes, and irritability.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Between choking on my own spit, falling over my own feet, and getting into my own head… I am my own nemesis.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I love putting food into my books. My thief, Gray, has a favorite “fish and chips” place by the Old Docks. My space pirate crew is constantly grumbling about the “roughage” they have to settle for in their on-ship supplies, and the smell of whatever the captain is eating.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Not feeling well today and my nurse is slacking off.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Apparently standing on grass barefoot relieves stress. So at lunch I decided to do that. Then I got bored. So I grabbed a scissor and sat down to trim the grass at the edge of my landscaping by hand for 15 minutes.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Any recipie that requires you to preheat the baking dish should have an ADHD reminder to not pick up the dish to put it back in the oven.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

On a scale of 1 to BBEG… How evil am I as a DM to give my players a treasure hoard that has two bags of holding and hundreds of unenchanted magic items and piles of backpacks and misc adventuring gear?

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This is what happens when I leave my office door open…

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My trees gave me peaches!!! And omg they are the juiciest and sweetest peaches I’ve ever had. 🤤

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I went out in the dark to get my Shiba b/c he wouldn’t come in. Called him and he was being stubborn. So I squatted down and did the excited voice and here he comes running. Naturally I am grinning at him and talking as he gets close…

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Peak midwestern date afternoon: little ceasars in the truck and driving through the tractor dealership.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I need about a million people to buy one or more of my books. Then I can quit my day job that’s killing me and maybe write more books.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Supposed to be prepping to DM tonight but instead I visited the nursing home, bought a pillow and some Napa cabbage, had McDonald’s, found a geocache, got chased by a snake, and I’m taking the backroads home. Tonight will have to be random encounters. Maybe snake ones! 🤣

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Here’s an old pic of Gnar telling everyone to buy my books. He likes fast, entertaining fantasy with queer characters, witty banter, and chaos energy. Find them here: tamiolsen.com

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Shhhhh. I’m hiding from my garden. I’ve fallen behind and I think the weeds are becoming sentient.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I ate too many cookies and now I have a tummyache.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Maybe I’m weird, but sometimes seeing a dramatic movie with a bunch of actors that are really recognizable pulls me out of it. Like “oh hey that’s so and so!” Still enjoyable, but now I can’t stop thinking it’s all dress up.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It’s finally been raining today. And it’s one of those whole day drizzles. Glorious way to wind down.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I just realized Chasing the White Rabbit is doing pretty good in digital libraries, so yeah. I deserve some chocolate.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I need someone to read one of my books, then hop on into my DMs and gush about how awesome they were. For science.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It’s been disgustingly hot for like two weeks, and with fibro it’s impossible to get outside for gardening in that heat. I’m now too afraid to go look at it. I’ve decided the garden is on its own. May the odds be in your favor.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Pompeii Out of Time might be my favorite Tom Hiddleston movie now.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

They were leased as a pair. Raised and rented out by their own species. Living engine parts. But no more. A disgraced scientist and an outlaw engineer offer them another life. A life of danger, black markets, and—if they’re lucky—freedom. books2read.com/u/31jo2M

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

A secret society of wizard-killers, a pack of territory-grabbing werewolves, and prepping his students for the upcoming midterms… spring semester was going to kill him. books2read.com/u/38aKN6

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Sometimes strong will is getting out of bed in the morning. Sometimes it’s taking your meds. Sometimes it’s smiling. Sometimes it’s putting one foot in front of the other as you wipe the tears away. It’s the tiny acts of defiance that echo through your day. Be strong my friends.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Made it through my 9 hour work day with a flare up, had my son come in to tell me he ran an ink pen through the dryer and now the inside is blue, and my daughter backed out of the garage and hit the edge of the door. So of course I bought a lotto ticket.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The flareup I worked the last three days to settle has already burst back into ridiculous after an hour of work, so my marketing for now is just this: please buy my book and review it so more people buy it and I can get out of this cycle of working myself to the point of not being able to move.

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Steve Hugh Westenra 🕷️🧛‍♂️🏳️‍⚧️📚✒️ @stevewestenra.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

CORRECTION to my earlier post--it ships even earlier--AUGUST 11TH!! 🔥🔥🔥 I'll post some cool details about it in the coming weeks, so keep your eyes peeled. 👁️👁️

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

My books are available on Kobo Plus!!! Please look them up and read them for free there. And if you could leave a review, I'd be ever so grateful. Hard to break in on a new platform at ground zero. 😅

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Stepped outside on a break from work just in time to catch the start of a summer rain shower, so you can bet my witchy ass danced around and giggled at the sky.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I found this rock at lunch. It’s now my emotional support rock for the rest of my workday.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Just me. Courting danger. Drinking tea with the teabag stuck to the side of the cup and knowing it could come loose at any moment and splash tea up my nose. I live on the edge.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Want a fast fantasy read? Gray is a snarky bisexual thief high up in the ranks of the criminal guild who bucks authority but will do anything to protect his people. Find out why he fears magic, and why he’s responsible for the city’s oldest urban legend. books2read.com/u/mZ6Znl

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BBNYA @bbnya.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Congratulations to Shadows of Old Town @keilantra.bsky.social You are through to round 2 of #BBNYA2026 Well done!

A cover featuring a pale background the transparent impression of a man and a dagger

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Son called from work and asked me to make salmon onigiri for him if he came over on his supper break. He ate 5. 😅 I’ll take it as a compliment.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Decided to watch The Princess and the Pilot… hadn’t heard of it and wasn’t expecting much… and I can honestly say I loved it. Beautiful animation, poignant and tragic ending, and I absolutely fell in love with Charles and Fana both.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Did you know my books are all available on Libby? Search for T. Olsen and find all four! Request them from your library today!

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

He’s a thief. She’s an escort. Neither is willing to risk what they have to turn it into more. Shadows of Old Town books2read.com/u/mZ6Znl

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

“At least we don’t have hurricanes and tsunamis and tons of poisonous critters.” Of course we don’t. We have derechos and tornados and blizzards and the poisonous things are too smart to live here.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

It’s like he said “what if I could drive around in a Burger King Whopper box?”

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I always split a can of wet food between the cats as soon as I wake up. My monster orange fluffer has started sitting next to the little raised shelf I put the bowls down on and tapping it with his meaty paw like some kind of rich restaurant goer. Cat tax ⬇️

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