iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 19h

I’ve been doing the whole Mediterranean diet thing for a few weeks and yeah, sure I feel less bloated, but I come from a long line of norsewomen and English peasants. I would raid a fucking village for some thick shepherds pie right now.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Perimenopausal Paperclip: I see you said fudge, where you meant to say fuck…

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Ciri and Hades are actually being good in my office today. How long until I have to boot them out for walking on my keyboard and deleting half a building?

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Haha 😅 apparently Shadows of Old Town has 95 instances of “fuck” in the book and the sequel Black Hand of Sangarie has only 85. But believe me, they are even more fucked in the sequel. Shit hits the fan. (You’d swear too if an eldritch god was playing with your life.)

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

On first glance Gray is a scoundrel and a playboy, the epicenter of bisexual snark and chaos. He hides his fear and gentle heart with bravado, and he’s only the greatest thief in the city because he refuses to let his shitty luck stop him. books2read.com/u/mZ6Znl

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Finally able to crack open my laptop last night and work on edits for my tragic fantasy, and today I’m so sore from three hours of not moving enough. But I’m also lost in a world of undying love and reluctant heroism, so it’s fine.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Periodic reminder that any help you need to survive and thrive is not shameful. Meds? Living with your folks? A nice treat for your mental health? A day off just to zone out and recharge? I support your peace. You aren’t doing life better just because you don’t seek help.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Support a struggling local 🌈 friendly bookshop! All my books are available on bookshop.org and you can put the lovely people at Full Circle Book Co-op in as the store in checkout so they get 30% of the sale!

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I see two of these lil guys on my parsley. Hope they get big and strong.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fuck sake. I put on real pants, took off work, drove 30 miles in the rain… all to find out I had the day wrong and this appointment is tomorrow.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Quality human-written SFF books right here. Please fund my anti-AI, anti-establishment, anti-homophobic writing future. Details and links here: tamiolsen.com

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Apparently my basil only needed me to abandon my garden to its own devices for the rest of the year. 😅

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When they said some things only unlock at higher levels, I didn’t realize they meant back pain, hot flashes, and irritability.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Between choking on my own spit, falling over my own feet, and getting into my own head… I am my own nemesis.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My wizard professor, Ben, loves a good steak at Red’s along with a cold tap beer. Check out my books on my website: tamiolsen.com

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I love putting food into my books. My thief, Gray, has a favorite “fish and chips” place by the Old Docks. My space pirate crew is constantly grumbling about the “roughage” they have to settle for in their on-ship supplies, and the smell of whatever the captain is eating.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Not feeling well today and my nurse is slacking off.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Apparently standing on grass barefoot relieves stress. So at lunch I decided to do that. Then I got bored. So I grabbed a scissor and sat down to trim the grass at the edge of my landscaping by hand for 15 minutes.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Any recipie that requires you to preheat the baking dish should have an ADHD reminder to not pick up the dish to put it back in the oven.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

OMG that would be the most epically tragic party wipe. I may have to do a time rewind for them after describing that “potential future” if they do it.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

On a scale of 1 to BBEG… How evil am I as a DM to give my players a treasure hoard that has two bags of holding and hundreds of unenchanted magic items and piles of backpacks and misc adventuring gear?

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This is what happens when I leave my office door open…

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My trees gave me peaches!!! And omg they are the juiciest and sweetest peaches I’ve ever had. 🤤

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

and he doesn’t stop. He barrels up to me and sticks his whole nose IN MY MOUTH as I’m telling him he’s a good boy. 🤢 how many times should I brush my teeth?

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I went out in the dark to get my Shiba b/c he wouldn’t come in. Called him and he was being stubborn. So I squatted down and did the excited voice and here he comes running. Naturally I am grinning at him and talking as he gets close…

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Peak midwestern date afternoon: little ceasars in the truck and driving through the tractor dealership.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I need about a million people to buy one or more of my books. Then I can quit my day job that’s killing me and maybe write more books.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Supposed to be prepping to DM tonight but instead I visited the nursing home, bought a pillow and some Napa cabbage, had McDonald’s, found a geocache, got chased by a snake, and I’m taking the backroads home. Tonight will have to be random encounters. Maybe snake ones! 🤣

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Here’s an old pic of Gnar telling everyone to buy my books. He likes fast, entertaining fantasy with queer characters, witty banter, and chaos energy. Find them here: tamiolsen.com

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Shhhhh. I’m hiding from my garden. I’ve fallen behind and I think the weeds are becoming sentient.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I ate too many cookies and now I have a tummyache.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Maybe I’m weird, but sometimes seeing a dramatic movie with a bunch of actors that are really recognizable pulls me out of it. Like “oh hey that’s so and so!” Still enjoyable, but now I can’t stop thinking it’s all dress up.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It’s finally been raining today. And it’s one of those whole day drizzles. Glorious way to wind down.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I just realized Chasing the White Rabbit is doing pretty good in digital libraries, so yeah. I deserve some chocolate.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I need someone to read one of my books, then hop on into my DMs and gush about how awesome they were. For science.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It’s been disgustingly hot for like two weeks, and with fibro it’s impossible to get outside for gardening in that heat. I’m now too afraid to go look at it. I’ve decided the garden is on its own. May the odds be in your favor.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Pompeii Out of Time might be my favorite Tom Hiddleston movie now.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

They were leased as a pair. Raised and rented out by their own species. Living engine parts. But no more. A disgraced scientist and an outlaw engineer offer them another life. A life of danger, black markets, and—if they’re lucky—freedom. books2read.com/u/31jo2M

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

A secret society of wizard-killers, a pack of territory-grabbing werewolves, and prepping his students for the upcoming midterms… spring semester was going to kill him. books2read.com/u/38aKN6

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Sometimes strong will is getting out of bed in the morning. Sometimes it’s taking your meds. Sometimes it’s smiling. Sometimes it’s putting one foot in front of the other as you wipe the tears away. It’s the tiny acts of defiance that echo through your day. Be strong my friends.

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