Reposted by KeffyCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10hPhenomenal reporting on an absolute ghoul. 31775
Reposted by KeffyCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10hThis is the most 2026-ass lede. Perfect encapsulation of the entire era. 1448095
Reposted by KeffyVajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 10hI share this because sometimes a jolt of pure rage is quite invigorating and it will cleanse out your lymphatic vessels … anyway here is a slopmonger selling a "translation" of WUTHERING HEIGHTS into "modern English" to make it "actually readable." 1716735
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 10hOut of context quote from my husband: "I thought it was a cat turd, but then it started rolling around and wiggling its little leggies." 140
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026BRO if you knew I wasn't a wizard why were you asking? Some of us didn't get the option of fancy wizard school. Also bold of you to assume I didn't read the exact books you did. Meanwhile Wyll is squirrelly as fuck around me because I know what warlock patronages are like. 020
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026However, although I love Gale on my Astarion playthrough, if you play a warlock, he's a dick and if I'd have known he was going to be like this I'd've left his ass in the portal. BTW ignore Kaelen's horrible red hair - I was making him cosplay as his patron to eff with my D&D group lol. 210
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Nice thing about playing as my own damn character is that I know he's already been real tired of the playable NPCs talking down to him by the time I got to Lae'zel calling him a subordinate, so I am choosing the "shut up Lae'zel" options because, and I mean this whole-heartedly, SHUT UP, LAE'ZEL. 140
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026y'all it's hard trying to play D&D when you're dice-shy. for FOUR of the last FIVE weeks the first roll I have had for the session was a nat 1. 050
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026look. few things are more joyous than going places you've never been and trying their food for the first time 020
Reposted by KeffyThe Ignyte Awards @theignyteawards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026As ever, we begin with the #2026IgnyteAwards winner in Outstanding Novel - Adult for novel-length (40k words+) works intended for an adult audience Congratulations to THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER (Saga Press/Titan Books) by Stephen Graham Jones! 218243
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026today i learned there is a pizza place in the town in calabria from whence my italian family members originated and: 1131
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It may be haunted, but I grew up with those kinds of ghosts and we're friends. 0110
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've been living away from the PNW for more than 10 years now, and almost nothing makes me more homesick than the damp, mossy trees in one of the forests. 1100
Reposted by KeffyFusion Fragment @fusionfragment.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One last preview for FF#28 and it's time to play Match the Quotes from @arielmarkenjack.bsky.social's reviews of @escapepod.org stories in this issue's From the Archives column. Which is which? Stories by @keffy.bsky.social Alex Dally MacFarlane @natania.bsky.social @kijjohnson.bsky.social! 064
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah, idk how dare a weird salty vampire man not have a sane and normal and healthy relationship with sex. 010
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Tbh that's the part I didn't know. But yeah, this is what AO3 is for, people. Just write your own fanfic. 120
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you hate a book normalize just hating it and moving on with your life instead of starting a whole crusade. 0101
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I want to know what they're mad abt but JUST got my book AND am only barely in act 3 of the game, so 120
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lineart of Kaelen, my feral little D&D archfey patron warlock. "No spoons left, only knives." 040
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Look, the worst most crooked-ass stick figure is a balm to my slop-slapped eyes 010
Reposted by KeffyGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 204190395433
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That said, "the poor, the cold, the lonely, and the homosexual" is pretty accurate for parts of America during winter in my experience. 040
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ok this is interesting to me as a case of double-layer propaganda. There's the North Korean state media video, and then the English language "translation" making the North Korean video sound extra deranged. m.youtube.com/watch?v=3i__...m.youtube.comNorth Korea's Propaganda Video of America is HILARIOUSYouTube video by Charles North Korea 100
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026remember that it's always when the nerves are freed to send signals and you can feel your living limb again that it starts to hurt like a motherfucker 040
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026www.cdc.gov/covid/hcp/va... "A 2026-2027 COVID-19 vaccine is recommended for all adults ages 18 years and older." Thank FUCK. Go get your shots, people!cdc.govOverview of COVID-19 Vaccines and VaccinationLearn about types of COVID-19 vaccines and find recommendations, dosage, and overview of schedule. 04537
Reposted by KeffyRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.theintercept.comDoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam 6584021011827
Reposted by KeffyShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026it's people like this who are the reason I can't find a job because apparently not judging you for a little emotional support whisky from your hip flask during an interview is too much humanity for some 2350724
Reposted by KeffyShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026so many people on the internet are so damaged and they deal with it by ascribing the worst possible interpretation to everything they see online and raging at it as though it's what caused the damage in their own lives 944062
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026www.youtube.com/shorts/HbrSB... fuckin' tubervilleyoutube.comSenator attacks FURRIES in his US SENATE FLOOR SPEECH #furry #fursuitYouTube video by Pearlmania500 010
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026just reminding everyone that we are now 1 month from Wildwood coming out and getting to see the most absolutely gorgeous stop motion www.youtube.com/watch?v=POne... the trailers still make me cry, just seeing such ecstatic human love put into artyoutube.comWildwood – Official Teaser TrailerYouTube video by LAIKA Studios 031
Reposted by KeffyJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Two great tastes that go well together: Moomin and tower-tunnel. By Paul Antoine Takahashi on instagram. 8627118
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I only have cactuses here. I guess there are abandoned mineshafts but i'm not a *cryptid* 000
Reposted by KeffyThe Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com · 22/09/2026the clock is ticking and our 40% off sale will go away FOREVER on Thursday. We have sold 130 subscriptions so far. Can we get to 200 by Wednesday? Support feminist media for another year for the low price of $39! www.theflytrapmedia.com/no-sloptheflytrapmedia.comThe FlytrapFeminist cultural criticism against the algorithm 053
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026attn all other potentially fey creatures masquerading as human: if you are called out for being a fey creature in a discord chat and immediately explain why you are not that looks sus and they're on to you 191
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me: yes, but in this unlikely situation, my warlock could rival the fighter on damage. *does math* oh.... maybe more than him. For a max of 228. In a turn, assuming there are 8 enemies surrounding him and they SUCK at wisdom. 000
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026dm said i cannot take the new spell that allows me to ritually cast a dueling circle and start a fight club business in ank'harel and i just feel like this is really unfair and anti-poor warlock 0110
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026finally, warlock has rolled well on a charisma skill, i would like to thank the academy of warlocks 151
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Please enjoy: new cat news.nationalgeographic.org/photos-new-w...news.nationalgeographic.orgPhotos Show New Species of Wild Cat Discovered in Bolivia — The First in 100 YearsDiscover Leopardus tilcayo, a new wild cat species unique to Bolivia's Yungas cloud forest and the first described in over 100 years. 0195
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comPocket Sand - King Of The HillAlt: Pocket Sand - King Of The Hill Dale Gribble reaches into his pocket and throws sand in a man's eyes. He yells, "POCKET SAND" 010
Reposted by KeffyHarry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 18/09/2026People devote considerable engineering ingenuity to making unhoused folks' lives worse. Behold two different kinds of Los Angeles unsleepable bus benches. 1432454645
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If they weren't kind of incoherent bc I had no idea what I was doing with the character for most of the past 3 months and also 100% tied to the official module that the D&D campaign is, the 18,000 words of post-session letters I've written as Kaelen would be officially in novella length territory... 020
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I just posted this and then got so angry about all the people making protest slop songs of mountains singing or whatever shit and my parents being like yeah it's AI but i like it and idk, give me someone with a guitar and a harmonica in these fucking days, shit 040
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwz1...youtube.comThe Nerd ReichYouTube video by Jesse Welles 121
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026my husband was somehow surprised when I gave him the exact magic item he wanted for his gnoll barbarian, but with the curse that her sniffer got nerfed lol 010
Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dungeon Masters: what are some weird (and preferably funny things players have asked at table? Mine: WHAT DO CLOUD GIANT FEET SMELL LIKE? 172