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Keffy

@keffy.bsky.social
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he/him/they/them 500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man. I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm. M.Phil Genetics ko-fi.com/keffyk

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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 8h
Sphinx moth caterpillar lol
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Julie Dillon @juliedillon.bsky.social · 10h
drawin' more stuff
A pencil drawing of a hare surrounded by a coiled snake. An arrow pierces the head of the snake, which begins to unravel. The hare has dodged both the arrow and the foils and fangs of the snake.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10h
Phenomenal reporting on an absolute ghoul.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10h
This is the most 2026-ass lede. Perfect encapsulation of the entire era.
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Vajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 10h
I share this because sometimes a jolt of pure rage is quite invigorating and it will cleanse out your lymphatic vessels … anyway here is a slopmonger selling a "translation" of WUTHERING HEIGHTS into "modern English" to make it "actually readable."
Wuthering Heights: In Modern English (The Actually Readable Classics)
by Emily Brontë (Author), Avery Frost (Translator) Format: Kindle Edition
4.0 4.0 out of 5 stars (1,151)
3.9 on Goodreads
2,301,922 ratings
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WUTHERING HEIGHTS IN MODERN ENGLISH

Yes, it’s that book. The one everyone says you should read. The original toxic love story that spawned entire genres of dark romance.

Here’s the thing: Wuthering Heights is unhinged, devastating, and has been absolutely wrecking readers for 175 years. It’s a masterpiece.

The Victorian prose, though? That’s the part that makes it feel like homework.

This edition fixes that.

Same gothic moors. Same obsessive passion. Same “wait, did that just happen?” moments. Just in language that doesn’t require you to stop and decode every other sentence.

What’s different: The prose. That’s it.

No scenes cut. No plot watered down. No study guide summary. Every chapter, every character, every devastating moment, just written so you can actually experience why this book has been breaking hearts since 1847.

You get the full story without “hitherto,” “countenance,” and sentences that take three reads to figure out. You get Brontë’s genius without the barrier.

Still Wuthering Heights. Just readable.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 10h
Out of context quote from my husband: "I thought it was a cat turd, but then it started rolling around and wiggling its little leggies."
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BRO if you knew I wasn't a wizard why were you asking? Some of us didn't get the option of fancy wizard school. Also bold of you to assume I didn't read the exact books you did. Meanwhile Wyll is squirrelly as fuck around me because I know what warlock patronages are like.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
However, although I love Gale on my Astarion playthrough, if you play a warlock, he's a dick and if I'd have known he was going to be like this I'd've left his ass in the portal. BTW ignore Kaelen's horrible red hair - I was making him cosplay as his patron to eff with my D&D group lol.
My character Kaelen (in horrible orange wig, stfu) talking to Gale and choosing the warlock option. Gale has asked: "You're not versed in magic are you?" Kaelen looks like he kind of wants to slap Gale already. The warlock response is: "Not versed in magic? With the powers my patron grants me, I could write an epic."Gale, looking like a smug wizard asshole responding "Oh, I DO apologize. I meant to ask: are you STUDIED in magic. Namely: are you a wizard? Which you are not."
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice thing about playing as my own damn character is that I know he's already been real tired of the playable NPCs talking down to him by the time I got to Lae'zel calling him a subordinate, so I am choosing the "shut up Lae'zel" options because, and I mean this whole-heartedly, SHUT UP, LAE'ZEL.
Screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3 of my Warlock character, Kaelen. He is using body type 1 (one of the femme bodies) but although you can't see his chest, it is modded so that he has a flat chest. He is looking to his right with a disgusted look on his face.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
y'all it's hard trying to play D&D when you're dice-shy. for FOUR of the last FIVE weeks the first roll I have had for the session was a nat 1.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
look. few things are more joyous than going places you've never been and trying their food for the first time
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The Ignyte Awards @theignyteawards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As ever, we begin with the #2026IgnyteAwards winner in Outstanding Novel - Adult for novel-length (40k words+) works intended for an adult audience Congratulations to THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER (Saga Press/Titan Books) by Stephen Graham Jones!
2026 Ignyte Award Winner: Outstanding Novel - Adult - The Buffalo Hunter Hunter x Stephen Graham Jones
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
today i learned there is a pizza place in the town in calabria from whence my italian family members originated and:
it's an independent pizza place pizza, the crust is clearly hand-tossed and cooked in a brick oven probably. the pizza itself appears to be pepperoni and mozzarella, so, normal, except with french fries on top.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It may be haunted, but I grew up with those kinds of ghosts and we're friends.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've been living away from the PNW for more than 10 years now, and almost nothing makes me more homesick than the damp, mossy trees in one of the forests.
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Fusion Fragment @fusionfragment.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One last preview for FF#28 and it's time to play Match the Quotes from @arielmarkenjack.bsky.social's reviews of @escapepod.org stories in this issue's From the Archives column. Which is which? Stories by @keffy.bsky.social Alex Dally MacFarlane @natania.bsky.social @kijjohnson.bsky.social!
Quote 1: “This story is as rip-roaring a good time of a genre mashup as a fundamentally tragic tale can be.”

Quote 2: “This is a deliciously and deliriously strange story, in which advertising and eroticism intertwine in ways I would never have dreamed.”

Quote 3: “The writing is lovely, clear and forthright and wholly sympathetic to the existence of someone who, by the accounting of everyone else in the story, should not have ever come to exist.”

Quote 4: “It feels phenomenally strange to list these various death-mat ing rites as potential works of art, and there is something so lingering about that way of framing these pictures.”
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, idk how dare a weird salty vampire man not have a sane and normal and healthy relationship with sex.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tbh that's the part I didn't know. But yeah, this is what AO3 is for, people. Just write your own fanfic.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you hate a book normalize just hating it and moving on with your life instead of starting a whole crusade.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to know what they're mad abt but JUST got my book AND am only barely in act 3 of the game, so
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I see people are having a normal one.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lineart of Kaelen, my feral little D&D archfey patron warlock. "No spoons left, only knives."
Black and white inked linework of a young man in magical-looking clothes (the design is from holyclothing.com). He is walking toward the viewer with a sword in his right hand, pointing down and back behind him. His left hand is up as if shaping a spell. He looks angry.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look, the worst most crooked-ass stick figure is a balm to my slop-slapped eyes
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That said, "the poor, the cold, the lonely, and the homosexual" is pretty accurate for parts of America during winter in my experience.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok this is interesting to me as a case of double-layer propaganda. There's the North Korean state media video, and then the English language "translation" making the North Korean video sound extra deranged. m.youtube.com/watch?v=3i__...
m.youtube.com
North Korea's Propaganda Video of America is HILARIOUS
YouTube video by Charles North Korea
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
remember that it's always when the nerves are freed to send signals and you can feel your living limb again that it starts to hurt like a motherfucker
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.cdc.gov/covid/hcp/va... "A 2026-2027 COVID-19 vaccine is recommended for all adults ages 18 years and older." Thank FUCK. Go get your shots, people!
cdc.gov
Overview of COVID-19 Vaccines and Vaccination
Learn about types of COVID-19 vaccines and find recommendations, dosage, and overview of schedule.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's people like this who are the reason I can't find a job because apparently not judging you for a little emotional support whisky from your hip flask during an interview is too much humanity for some
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so many people on the internet are so damaged and they deal with it by ascribing the worst possible interpretation to everything they see online and raging at it as though it's what caused the damage in their own lives
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/HbrSB... fuckin' tuberville
youtube.com
Senator attacks FURRIES in his US SENATE FLOOR SPEECH #furry #fursuit
YouTube video by Pearlmania500
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just reminding everyone that we are now 1 month from Wildwood coming out and getting to see the most absolutely gorgeous stop motion www.youtube.com/watch?v=POne... the trailers still make me cry, just seeing such ecstatic human love put into art
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Wildwood – Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by LAIKA Studios
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two great tastes that go well together: Moomin and tower-tunnel. By Paul Antoine Takahashi on instagram.
Moomin with lantern looks down into tower-tunnel with the words from the wall in Annihilation represented next to the steps.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I only have cactuses here. I guess there are abandoned mineshafts but i'm not a *cryptid*
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The Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com · 22/09/2026
the clock is ticking and our 40% off sale will go away FOREVER on Thursday. We have sold 130 subscriptions so far. Can we get to 200 by Wednesday? Support feminist media for another year for the low price of $39! www.theflytrapmedia.com/no-slop
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The Flytrap
Feminist cultural criticism against the algorithm
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
attn all other potentially fey creatures masquerading as human: if you are called out for being a fey creature in a discord chat and immediately explain why you are not that looks sus and they're on to you
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me: yes, but in this unlikely situation, my warlock could rival the fighter on damage. *does math* oh.... maybe more than him. For a max of 228. In a turn, assuming there are 8 enemies surrounding him and they SUCK at wisdom.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dm said i cannot take the new spell that allows me to ritually cast a dueling circle and start a fight club business in ank'harel and i just feel like this is really unfair and anti-poor warlock
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
finally, warlock has rolled well on a charisma skill, i would like to thank the academy of warlocks
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Please enjoy: new cat news.nationalgeographic.org/photos-new-w...
news.nationalgeographic.org
Photos Show New Species of Wild Cat Discovered in Bolivia — The First in 100 Years
Discover Leopardus tilcayo, a new wild cat species unique to Bolivia's Yungas cloud forest and the first described in over 100 years.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Pocket Sand - King Of The Hill
Alt: Pocket Sand - King Of The Hill Dale Gribble reaches into his pocket and throws sand in a man's eyes. He yells, "POCKET SAND"
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People devote considerable engineering ingenuity to making unhoused folks' lives worse. Behold two different kinds of Los Angeles unsleepable bus benches.
Los Angeles bus "bench"--3 chairs with the center one taller than the other two to make them hard to sleep onLos Angeles metal bus bench with steel loop in center to make it very difficult to sleep om. City Hall in background.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If they weren't kind of incoherent bc I had no idea what I was doing with the character for most of the past 3 months and also 100% tied to the official module that the D&D campaign is, the 18,000 words of post-session letters I've written as Kaelen would be officially in novella length territory...
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just posted this and then got so angry about all the people making protest slop songs of mountains singing or whatever shit and my parents being like yeah it's AI but i like it and idk, give me someone with a guitar and a harmonica in these fucking days, shit
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwz1...
youtube.com
The Nerd Reich
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is crushing how disappointed I would be in myself, tbqh.
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my husband was somehow surprised when I gave him the exact magic item he wanted for his gnoll barbarian, but with the curse that her sniffer got nerfed lol
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Keffy @keffy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dungeon Masters: what are some weird (and preferably funny things players have asked at table? Mine: WHAT DO CLOUD GIANT FEET SMELL LIKE?
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