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Cosmo Neighbor

@keepitinyourplants.bsky.social
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 1h
Only nut October begins
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 17h
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Ghostface Wazzaaap! Phone Call
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 17h
1 Rick Mercers agree - Canada makes the best AI
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 22h
"Tuba or not tuba?" - music Hamlet
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what do grunge musicians eat? moshed pitatoes
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's too early for choosin' Texas discourse. I'm choosin' breakfast.😉
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been hacked! Whatever weird thing you saw me do online was hackers!!
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
he's drinkin' Jack all by himself it's booze for breakfast I can tell
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
US gas prices are insane. It cost me 50 bucks to douse myself in front of the Capitol!
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can't believe it's finally Ottawa's birthday week!
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andrew.ottawa 🇨🇦 @ottawandrew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
39 days to go … for the love of Christ this *needs* to be a core campaign message that at every opportunity gets repeated over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again (IMHO).
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sure Canada joining the Eu sounds like a good idea until some damn Luxembourgian is holding up the line at timmys
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's official: I have Digger fever.
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Carney gets praise for privatizing airports but I get banned from the gym for publicizing my cockpit make it make sense!
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pat Finnerty WILL be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yo Steve Bannon if you play bass and have access to a car hit me up
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Congratulations to Ed Sheeran on becoming his own opening act.
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*Agent Mulder voice* "I've lain with beasts, Scully"
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Ed Sheeran"? More like "Shit".
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yamaha. YaMAGA. Yabish.
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
have you ever heard a wolf munch on a blue corn chip?
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Outdoor comedy shows are such an obvious grift. The absolute worst place to ask people to focus.
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Best day in recent memory
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
5/1
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is the most Sunday-ass Saturday in history
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Among other complaints - Wile E Coyote should have talked! He can talk! Most of the other animals talk and so can he!
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Henceforth Canadians will refer to Ontario, California as Ontario, Canada.
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My fault for verifying a foot long sub
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"grape tomatoes""? What's next? Tomato grapes let'sss goooo
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
album rules . Some songs remind me a bit of Cam Kahin (who also rules)
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Whisper Man yelled at me.
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a great person. Posting about it means I'm great too.
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
you're telling me a shrimp dropped behind this oven?
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Where it's at! ....... I got 4 jars of jam and a stereooooo
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
they nuked Muskoka
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You know who would;ve hateed the shock gloeves? Micahel "cortshch grabber" JAckoson.
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
HIS NAME IS ASHTRAY KERMIT.
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Fight Club: His Name Is Robert Paulson
ALT: Fight Club: His Name Is Robert Paulson
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It's Jamie @sjamieit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wow. I don't think Mark Sutcliffe expected Kristy Cameron to go so hard on him in this. He sounded almost angry. Great interview.
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Ottawa Now - Mayor Sutcliffe stands firm that he can convince Ontario to follow through on its LRT commitments to Ottawa - 580 CFRA Top Sound Bites | iHeart
<p>Ottawa&rsquo;s Mayor is standing firm that he will get the Ontario government to follow through on its commitment to take over costs and responsibility for Ottawa&rsquo;s LRT. It was part of Mark S...
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Canada's sexiest prime minister. He gives me Timothy Oliphant vibes.
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When I was growing up we didn't have a pot to piss in. We had a toilet to piss in. And a pot to make soup in.
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Following Bonnie Crombie to Jamaica is not irie.
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I like my steak medium hot.
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
my friend is so horned up for AOC he's planning a "frozen egg heist"? my friend's cousin actually
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
dear internet, nobody cared enough about Morrissey's vegas residency to buy tickets, so why would anybody care that it's been cancelled? please stop telling me
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
X Money ATM* *Deposits only
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The new Strokes album is the best Strokes album that name checks Chris Hedges.
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hmmm... methinks it may be time for a... Bosch rewosch.
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Outside you, there are more than 2 wolves.
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Cosmo Neighbor @keepitinyourplants.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
is a semiconductor like a truck driver?
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