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Keep Dancing Podcast

@keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social
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Unofficial Strictly Come Dancing pod (and other UK shows out of season)! SCD/Sewing Bee: soundcloud.com/keepdancingpodcast/t… Taskmaster/GBBO/Gladiators: soundcloud.com/keep-watching-podcas…

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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 18h
Having a big Think about whether I want to carry on podding/liveskeeting Strictly given recent Beeb news, but be assured the #GBBO and #Taskmaster pods will continue also, have this Bread Week offering 😌🙏🏻
A lovely rye loaf on baking parchment
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lads we already ate half the crumble with my pal's cooking apples 🍏 #GBBO #BakeOff
Half an apple crumble in a square dish with a rainbow spoon on top
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My 'audience choice' is still in the oven, so have my Biscuit Week cookies instead 🥰 #GBBO #BakeOff
Chocolate cookies made with creamy Norwegian milk chocolate
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...and we also have Elliot's disturbing ceiling board and Jo's murderous harlequin #KeepWatchingPodcast #Taskmaster
Picture of a white ceiling with wooden beams, on which a large board is balanced. The message caption reads 'Creepy in the sense it was there when we moved in, we don't know how they got it there. And looks like my demise could be this toppling and Looney Tunes-esque'Harlequin doll in a burgundy and gold frilled outfit, with green lips and a haughty expression
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's been so much of A Week at KWP HQ, we realised we'd forgotten to attach the tasks here 🤦 for creepiest thing in the house we have AJ's cat, Asha's festive Pokemon and Ellie's silly little amigurumi guy... #KeepWatchingPodcast #Taskmaster
A dark bathroom, where a tortie lurks in a bath behind some hanging towels, eyes glittering in the gloomGengar from Pokemon with his creepy grin, wearing a jaunty orange, pink and yellow ribboned witch hatA small white crocheted ghost lad with beady eyes
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that's it, give him a 10 #Strictly #SCD
Katya laden with footballs
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
thanks, I hate it #Strictly #SCD
The Dog Guy pointing at the camera with a bone in his mouth
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mfw I realise tonight's first proper show is 2 and a half hours long #Strictly #SCD
An exasperated lady in a frilly dress with her head on one hand reading a book
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We are READY for #GBBO hot takes with some Norwegian eplekake 😍
A Norwegian apple cake in a heart-shaped tin
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tonight is brought to you, incidentally, by this luminous orb #Strictly #SCD
A giant Buzzball of berry cherry limeade, it is bright blue
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
as @ariadnereviews.bsky.social herself put it, the vibe this week was very much this 💅
The viral meme crudely edited to say 'it's always 3 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyyy"'
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
*klaxon* This is your reminder that The Great British Sewing Bee starts tomorrow night at 8pm and that means #KeepSewingPodcast is back! Stay tuned for some fibre-based antics in your ears...
The Keep Watching logo against a red starry background with the Great British Sewing Bee logo on a reel of thread below
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
[POD SPOILER] . . . . . . . . . And here's how the #KeepWatchingPodcast #Taskmaster hall of fame is looking! It's been an absolute blast recording this series and we can't wait to do it all over again soon xxx
The Podmaster Hall of Fame, with a pink and purple Taskmaster house in the background. The Series 1 picture frame has a photo of AJ, the Series 2 frames have Ariadne and Mark, and the Series 3 frame has Jo
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
And here's the results of our final funny photo task: Asha's trash panda, AJ's podcat fanboying, and Jo's seaside antics <3 #KeepWatchingPodcast #Taskmaster
A raccoon on the street, otherwise known as a trash panda, a metaphor for Asha's relationship vibesAJ wearing black cat ears and pointing a red foam Gladiators hand at a long-haired tortie cat, who's looking deeply unimpressedJo pouting in a Blackpool Tower photo stand, where the body is a buxom seaside postcard lady in a blue and white spotted bikini
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
And here's AJ's retro nightmare and Jo's billionaire jumpscare <3
The doll dressed as a clown in a green outfit and party hat, by a blackboard with noughts and crosses on it and a drawing of the test cardA cheery knitted doll with blonde hair and a rainbow skirtThe unicorn dog with the face of Elon MuskA plush pink unicorn sausage dog hybrid looking happy
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
And here's our cuddly toys gone evil: Ellie's topical football and Asha's biblical murder...
Monochrome photo of the teddy killing the lamb with scissorsMonochrome photo of a teddy in a hat and jacket next to a lambThe plush football covered in signs like 'ICE', 'Dynamic Pricing', 'Alarming levels of fascism', 'Gianni generally' and 'Ronaldo, still?!?!?'A plush smiling football with football cheeks and a pink Lego heart
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
And here's our Taskmaster outfits: AJ's Chupa-taskbra, Ellie's business expense collage, the vibe of Asha's Ghanaian kaftan, and Jo's homage to 'if in doubt, wear glitter' ✨ #KeepWatchingPodcast
AJ in a rainbow tinsel wig and an outfit fashioned from silver, blue, and pink glitter curtainsA Paint collage of Ellie's head, an expensive pink and black dress, a light denim jacket and some blue and black trainers.A model wearing a blue and white kaftanJo in blue sparkly star-shaped glasses, a rainbow glitter dress and pink sequin trousers
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
...and here's what's up for grabs this series, a stunning bust of the #Taskmaster patron saint of chaos 😍 #KeepWatchingPodcast
A blue-grey bust of Jason Mantzoukas on a brown plinthView of the bust facing left and looking regalThe bust of Jason looking right
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
And *drumroll* our next pod task is open to everyone! If you think you can come up with a cracking outfit in the next fortnight, send it to us here or at keepwatchingpodcast at outlook dot com (and you can blur your face if you wish <3)
Create your Taskmaster outfit. To clarify, put together the ensemble you would wear for the tasks if you were a Taskmaster contestant and submit a photo of yourself wearing it. Most unique/quirky/weird outfit wins. You have until the recording of episode six. Your time starts now.
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
And last but not least, Jo's amazing #Gladiators crossover sign <3 #KeepWatchingPodcast
A cardboard sign surrounded by glitterball fairy lights, with Paul Chuckle's head glued on Viper's body. It reads 'just here for a Chuckle', it has glittery hearts and stars, and the C is in the Gladiators logo styleThe sign, but with the fairy lights onClose-up of Paul's head on Viper's shoulders
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
And here's the results of the Paul Chuckle tribute task in a 'crossing the #Strictly streams' way: AJ with a spare Catchphrase puzzle, Asha's Northern sign, and Ellie's amazing cross-stitch... #KeepWatchingPodcast
A glittery green reindeer and a small crocheted Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer on a blue sofa. They both have cardboard Os around them in tribute to the Chuckle Brothers catchphraseA white sign with cut-out headlines and writing on it. It reads: The Northern Light, never stop trying, second chances, the one the only Paul Chuckle, to me to you, having a laugh'A cross-stitch of 'to me to you' and 'oh dear oh dear', in blue and yellow which are the colours of one of Paul's charities, Marie Curie
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
We also have Asha's Toby jug, Ellie's 90s CD banger, Jo's dangerous appliance, and Steven's touch of cinematic class. Don't say we're not a varied bunch 😂 #KeepWatchingPodcast
A jolly Toby jug in a blue coat and yellow waistcoat, wearing a black hat and holding a mug of beerThe cover of a limited edition CD of Stay by Shakespears SisterAn incredibly retro gas fireAn e-ticket for The Fall of the House of Usher at the BFI
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Our next episode of #KeepWatchingPodcast may be a little delayed, but in the meantime have our nostalgia task efforts: first off, AJ's copy of a 1997 TOTP magazine with some poorly aged features 😬
Cover of a January 1997 TOTP magazine featuring the Spice Girls with the caption 'One of these girls has a secret!', with other features like 'Michael Jackson visits our office (well, sort of)' and 'how is Keith Prodigy related to Sean Maguire'A piece that's aged like milk: a Michael Jackson lookalike pops into the TOTP studios, talking about how long it takes to put his makeup on and how hard it is to meet girls...A column where TOTP produced Ric Blaxill shares gossip, including Robert Miles and his cool glasses, Mark Morrison enjoying Babylon Zoo, the Spice Girls flirting with Steve McFadden and Brian from East 17 being a bother as usual.
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
where's the lie tho #Gladiators
Apollo's fact card with Legend's commentary 'He looks like an estate agent'
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
very pleased at the Bradley Humiliation Arc #Gladiators
Bradley Walsh in a white helmet, as Mark Clattenburg says 'Presenter, ready!'
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
And stay tuned, because we're back with two more pods for the new SU2C Bake Off and Taskmaster <3
The Keep Watching GBBO logoThe Keep Watching Taskmaster logo
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
this is the start of a very niche adult film, isn't it #Gladiators
Giant saying 'fee fi fo fum! I smell the sweat of a Scottish man!'
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
New reaction JPEG just dropped lads #Gladiators
Apollo wearing sunglasses
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
live footage of me composing disses for your mentions #Gladiators
Legend in the locker writing in a notebook
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
perfect middle-aged fact, no notes #Gladiators
Comet's fact: 'Comet hates taking the bins out'
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
ain't that the truth #Gladiators
'Gladiator of the Week: Wall'
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
WHEEZING #Gladiators
A sign that says 'here for Viper's TED talk'
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
sorry, mentally I'm still at Hammer and his little brother on a day out #Gladiators
Elliot and Hammer flipping hair
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
wait a sec #Gladiators
Tyler on GladiatorsGeorge Clarke
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ok this is a sweet sign! #Gladiators
A sign made of a blue light strip spelling Nitro
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Rav when told a macaron is basically the same as a meringue #JBO #JuniorBakeOff #GBBO
A baffled-looking teddy bear
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
yeah, the whole Traitors craze has gone too far #Winterwatch
Model of a seagull in a green cape
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
i love this daft wee show #Gladiators
Athena can squat 150kg, the same weight as 50,000 marbles
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
lmao great work #Gladiators
A woman holding a sign that reads 'Only here cos my friend fancies Apollo'
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Canyoning with Ainsley Harriot and Gemma Collins #JBO #JuniorBakeOff #GBBO
Alan Partridge speaking into his dictaphone
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Rav when she heard how much lavender was going into Humphrey's shortbread #JBO #JuniorBakeOff #GBBO
Shocked Sonic the Hedgehog
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Kim Joy when she sees this bread version #JBO #JuniorBakeOff #GBBO
Celine telephoning la police
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I am SEATED (in bed, with a kitto) for wholesome pot fun #PotteryThrowdown
Tabby cat curled up on a black duvet, Channel 4 in the background
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Watching New Year #GBBO and all I can see is these banger champion reaction pics
Giuseppe with an arm over his face, leaning on a mixer, looking exasperatedNoel next to Rahul asking him 'Hello, how are you?' and Rahul replying 'Alive'
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
here we gooooo #PotteryThrowDown
Keith Brymer-Jones crying holding a pot saying 'what you've made here is beautiful'
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
EVERYBODY GET UP SAYING 1 2 3 4 5IVE WILL MAKE YOU GET DOWN NOW #SCD #Strictly
A screaming orange cat
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I see the Scottish Sweets Marketing Board is here #SCD #Strictly
The gang in the Clauditorium, at the back a banner is being held up saying TABLET
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
cursed Neil content #ItTakesTwo #SCD #Strictly
Neil in the middle of Kai and Aljaz, all on all fours and dressed as elves. La Voix is in a red and white stripy dress singing.
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
New #KeepWatchingPodcast We Three Things is out with @stevenperkins.bsky.social! Featuring Swedish Das Boot, bonus discs in a pre-streaming world and who is Paul Forward? soundcloud.com/keep-watchin...
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
'Tomorrow we have OJ Borg' #ItTakesTwo #SCD #Strictly
Mary Poppins flying off with the caption 'no fuck this I'm done, I am so done'
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