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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I may have yelled "I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM" approximately infinity times in college

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Japanese call of Munetaka Murakami hitting his first postseason home run 440 feet

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Excited to hear 5 games of Joe Davis calling home games and John Smoltz talking at every possible moment #blessed

Smiling through it all! Can't believe this my life

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Time to bring back the memes, tag yourself and #LetItFly

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You just know this hurts him to this very day

Orlando Arcia: "Ha ha, atta boy, Harper"

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ozhaino Jurdy Jiandro MOTHER FUCKING Albies

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The chief complaint is that there's playoff hoops on Prime and playoff baseball on Peacock, put the piece away

But in the streaming era, it’s not that simple. Closing out of Peacock and opening up Prime is not the same as toggling from ESPN to NBC. There are apps, passwords, and god forbid verification codes that may be requested. Even if you are lucky enough to have subscriptions to all of the different services necessary to watch all the games, switching from watching a game on one streamer to another can be a real commitment.

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Built this hill last year in front of the rock to cover up a sharp boulder I couldn't dig up to protect my kids and others, who have and will continue to jump off this rock. Held up great until the grass on it died and has worn down a bit, so I put several layers of dirt and seed to reestablish.

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Friday, September 25 update: the germination has been excellent in some areas, spotty in others like the treeline, overall we are in great shape. Laid down a bit more seed and dirt today, hoping to take advantage of the nor'easter starting now until Tuesday, hopefully without getting washed out.

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

All it's missing is Fried staring into the abyss x.com/gifs_basebal...

Max Fried, seemingly unaware that Jorge Soler hit a ball so hard it may have liquefied

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And this morning, Friday September 18, we have germination! I am incredibly pumped

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Extremely mentally and physically taxing, but I had to get it in because the rains came around 3 am that night and I needed to take advantage. Got about an inch on Sunday, September 13, and this is the aftermath

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Seeded, fertilized, and spread the dirt around that same day. The lawn guys came later in the day than I had hoped, so I had limited sunlight left and wound up working until 1 am. Was going about half speed after dark, constantly checking my work with my phone flashlight

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

5 yards of 50/50 loam/compost mix came on Saturday, September 12 (cropped out kid for scale and natural inclination for kids to summit large dirt mounds) as did the lawn guys to mow, dethatch, and aerate, and here are the results

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Thrusting myself into my lawn now that the Massachusetts heat has broken. These were taken last Friday, September 11, before the lawn guys came and did their thing in the next skeet. Progress pics at the behest of @stephenhartzell.bsky.social @itsfelder.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

He gonna chase you down with Glorilla blasting in the background

Facebook post: Since the Silent Hill team confirmed that they would introduce the Silent Hill world into different countries and places, I need them to do a silent hill in Memphis and only use Memphis rap and dark trap in their soundtrack and make the monsters relative to gang violence.

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

One game firing? There's only one man for the job

Hervé Renard looking mysterious and handsome

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Evergreen (I also occasionally need this reminder)

Again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn't be doing every day, why not you

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

@edsbs.bsky.social just introduced my wife to Chopper blowing up like five ships via gravity well, so naturally this tweet had to follow

Spencer: Chopper is not here to play
Me: C1-10P out here snatching endless bodies and Hera still gives him attitude like he couldn't end the Ghost crew 1,000x over

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Excellent, an excuse to go into my "funny stuff" folder

"Seminoles Recruiting" Twitter account tweets "Happy MLK day! #GoNoles #DoSomething #MLK2019" and a graphic of the words "DO SOMETHING" and an image of Martin Luther King Jr. with a Florida State football glove where his hand should be in a manner similar to the Tomahawk Chop, for some reason

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Get a full back and do the whole paragraph like Pam

Pam Poovey from Archer and the poem tattooed on her whole back: "For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed: And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!"

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Lol 26 passes in a hurricane, huh? (the anger had already subsided by the end of the game and devolved into lulz)

Passing line: 9/26 C/ATT, 54 yds, 0 TD, 1 INT

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Me after hitting refresh all day

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Also, have you even *watched* their last 7-10 games? Last 5? Cause that's something you can very easily get a hold of. Mind reading this on air? The start was brutal and the Legacy caught some very tough breaks early on, but the arrow is firmly up right now

Denver Summit last 5: LWDLW
Boston Legacy last 5: WLWWD

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Counterpoint: you're not a Mets fan

Screenshot of Alex's skeet right above a Razzball qt of the WSJ: "The New York Mets are making the startup Novig their official prediction-market partner, marking a first for Major League Baseball as the prediction-markets industry looks for a foothold in professional sports."

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Spanish national team official post

Spanish national team Instagram post showing their world cup winning team only, no extraneous lurkers in frame

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This isn't even meant to be derisive. If nothing else, Cape Verde is the people's champ.

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Guess the future is now. Congrats to the current second best and eventual...worse than that.

Rank Player Team Goals
scored Matches
played Goals
per
match
1 Kylian Mbappé♦ France 22 22 1.00
2 Lionel Messi♦ Argentina 21 33 0.64
3 Miroslav Klose♦ Germany 16 24 0.67
4 Ronaldo♦ Brazil 15 19 0.79

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Yep. I mean, I'm citing the internet, so take with a grain of salt,,,but it tracks with how when colloqualisms become mainstream, Black folks somewhere been saying them for a while

Reddit: So apparently glizzy started as a hip hop slang term for a Glock (handgun) in the late 90's , and in 2016 became a nickname for hotdogs in DC and Maryland. It didn't go viral until 2020, where the term spread exponentially.

Language adapts and changes over time, you can roll with it, or you can go out and start yelling at clouds.

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Oh look, rush hour coming with almost no warning while we're flirting with triple digits!

Rush hour alert sent at 3:22 for a rush hour at 3:30

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Keith Marrero @keefhere.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

This fellow is ready and able to add another championship winning coach to his acting credits

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