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Keaalu (Abi Scott)

@keaalu.bsky.social
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Self-taught author and draw-er, enjoyer of all things sentient+nonbiological, particularly zeroids and TFs. (Also NHS pharmacist, but don't expect anything work-related here.) Sticky: keaalu.dreamwidth.org/463975.html

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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"AI?" Mary Falconer echoed, with a fond smile. "Oh, I don't think there's anything remotely artificial about YOU, Sergeant Major Zero." From the rear of the flight deck, 101 chimed in; "or intelligent!" #terrahawks #fictober
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BREAKING: 94 year old Jewish human rights barrister, Margaret Owen arrested under the Terrorism Act outside Andy Burnham’s Labour Party conference. UK taxpayers are funding these arrests while masked men terrorise the streets in coastal towns. Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking about doing a ficlet for Halloween, and noodling a few ideas together. I want to use Zelda's powers to shrink things to be very small, AND I want to have VELVET WORMS in it (they are so strange and I think a giant one would be FUN), but so far all I have is "a bit weird" and not "spooky". 🤔
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Zero and Owun continue searching for a way out of the maze of greenhouses, but the longer they search, the... WEIRDER this all feels. Why is it so big? And there's gotta be some humans SOMEwhere. Right? #terrahawks
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Virtually Real - Chapter 2 - Keaalu - Terrahawks [Archive of Our Own]
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Our two boys get unexpectedly turned human! But there's something... not quite right about the derelict plant nursery they've found themselves in? An endless sea of greenhouses, barbed wire and brambles And there might be SOMETHING following them, just the other side of the fence... #terrahawks
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Virtually Real - Chapter 1 - Keaalu - Terrahawks [Archive of Our Own]
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Still think "When I said you was a boring little square, I didn't mean it to be aspirational" would be a great tagline for Square Pegs, except I'm not sure the sergeant major knows long words like that. #terrahawks
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 31/07/2026
This is pretty god damn bleak. Amnesty has withstood pressure from murderous dictators and genocidal regimes and yet they caved to lawfare from JK Rowling. This effectively means no domestic UK organization can criticize Rowling or GC orgs without risk of being destroyed by endless lawfare.
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yes, thank you Sainsbury's, I will have some riot cheese please.
A package of halloumi-adjacent reduced-fat cheese on the shelf in Sainsbury's, with the top folded over so it says "RIOT CHEESE" instead of Cypriot cheese
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So I got annoyed with how infodumpy chapters 1 and 2 were, and am reviewing them while I try to figure out the next scenes. And here is the reviewed chapter 1! It's still not perfect but I like it better now. (I know no-one reads these but I'm enjoying writing them still 😆) #terrahawks
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Square Pegs - Chapter 1 - Keaalu - Terrahawks [Archive of Our Own]
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Started watching an ITV documentary and the words "AI reconstruction" came up on the screen. Instantly lost interest and turned it off. You really couldn't find two guys to put on costumes and sit and pretend to talk to each other? You had to use the planet-killing plagiarism machine for THAT?
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Since coming back from Cornwall and trying to get back into writing amid STUPID LEVELS OF HEAT, I have been enjoying listening to some Bond soundtracks (specifically, from the Brosnan era) and a certain little gremlin is insisting that his humansona would make an AMAZING Bond, which IS NOT helping.
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Rather enjoying Dover 24/7 for silly reasons. Last week, when they were talking to a female officer on a ferry (slightly paraphrased): "My name's Scarlet. I'm only a cadet at the moment but my dream is to become Captain Scarlet!" I wonder if anyone told her. 🤔
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We had a little bit of a hailstorm in Ipswich today. Just a tiny one. It only looked ~a tiny bit~ like it had snowed weird white frozen peas.
A picture of a car parking area with three cars, and some garages and houses, all covered in a thin layer of what looks like snow, but is actually hailstonesA picture of some plants and empty plastic tubs, all covered in a thick layer of pea-sized hailstones.Someone's hand, palm up, holding a large sample of hailstones. A lot are the size of frozen peas, with a few larger ones. A bird feeder that looks like a small, clear plastic house, held onto a window with suction cups, which is absolutely full of rainwater. (Fortunately, the birds have already eaten almost all the seeds.)

I needed to clean it anyway...
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Excuse you very much, Sergeant Major, but some people ~CAN~ hit the side of a bus, thank you very much. #terrahawks
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Unintended Consequences - Chapter 15 - Keaalu - Terrahawks [Archive of Our Own]
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/05/2026
As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.
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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
On the tube
Photo of a fake OpenAi ad on the overground. Text: "Yes, we built a machine that tells teenagers to kill themselves.

But — it might also help them with their homework."

Chatgpt logo
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026
me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Been at a medical convention the last couple of days and I am SO tired. And aside from a 40 minute presentation, all I did was talk to people! *melodramatic flop*
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Jordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I should be working, and yet...
Cover of the comic ABSOLUTE BATMAN altered to say ABSOLUTE HORSES with Batman's face swapped out for the snout of a horse.
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is exactly why language matters: “women were given the vote” frames equality as a gift from men, instead of hard won political power extracted through organized resistance. Nobody gave women anything. Women fought, marched, strategized, endured violence, went to prison and died for it.
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Another short! "(One-oh-)One of a Kind" Aka “soppy little round boy talks about love and feelings (and how do you even DEAL with any of them anyway) with Captain Falconer” #terrahawks
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Unintended Consequences - Chapter 14 - Keaalu - Terrahawks [Archive of Our Own]
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
BBC Beyond Paradise prediction: vaguely-competent female officer goes travelling with her daughter so she can get over her man sadness, and also so Humph doesn't have to make any difficult decisions. 🤔
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Fred McNamara - ALL SECTIONS ALPHA is out NOW! 🌔 @commandermac.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
In the world of TV tie-in publishing, I'd say these are the key things to understand that help you get a foot in the door: - Know who owns the rights to the IP you're writing about. - Have a track record of previous publications. - Develop a pitch for something not done before.
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Still on the backer train for Omniboz - really hoping it makes it as this has one of my weirdest and most grotesque stories ever. www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/...
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Omniboz: Tales from the Land of Oz by Stars and Sabers Publishing - Indiegogo
An anthology of short stories inspired by L. Frank Baum’s original Oz books, written by wonderful writers from around the world and edited by author Jendia Gammon and author and agent Ernie Chiara.
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Noodling away at my fiction, and was struck by a mini epiphany: does my favourite invincible little round boy have such amazing plot armour because he has a SCARLET brow band? 🤔 #terrahawks
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
“you’re not americannn, why do u care about U.S politicssss?”
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The start of something else I'm playing with, a little bit. On tumblr because it's not even really a chapter? (I really need to remember to use my Dreamwidth.) A certain pair of zeroids become human! Or... do they? (The clue is in the title, as always.) #wipwednesday #terrahawks
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Ghosts in the Machine · OK fine; it is WIP wednesday, after all. ------ Sergeant Major Zero was fairly confident that he hadn’t been looking at the sky, when he’d last gone offli…
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Just a short chapter this time! Catching up with someone who SHOULD be back on Spacehawk already... hmm. Join me for a fun little bit of zeroid-based body horror. (My poor 101, I do love you really.) Square Pegs, Chapter 5! (Does the title make sense now?) #terrahawks
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Ninestein: All right, Zero. Just... explain what EXACTLY you mean by "seem to have accidentally sold 101"? Zero: You seems to be asking a lot of questions about what I already covered the first time I said it, sah. #terrahawks
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Looking forwards to this! For a few years we had "Maritime Ipswich" festivals down on the waterfront, and they were really good - hoping this might be similar!
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It's International Fanworks Day! And the theme is Alternate Universes! Of course I will (again) pick my fave @gerryanderson.bsky.social series as the subject! (OK no I need no excuses) Two space besties discuss parallel universes, and why THIS one is DEFINITELY the best one. #IFD2026 #terrahawks
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Unintended Consequences - Chapter 13 - Keaalu - Terrahawks [Archive of Our Own]
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Wasn't happy with the flow of the last chapter (in particular, 101 with the Martians; the boy was being WAY too wordy) so I spent a but of time reworking it and I'm happier with it now! Now I can get on with the fun part of writing new stuff (and a little bit of zeroid body horror? 😬) #terrahawks
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Square Pegs - Chapter 4 - Keaalu - Terrahawks [Archive of Our Own]
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I see "the slop generator is democratising art!" is doing the rounds again. s i g h Translation: I want THAT PERSON'S art, but fuck you if you think I'm paying for it.
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Saw someone mention Pontypool, which reminded me I really must get around to watching that. Always been a tiny bit disappointed to find out that it's not a weird fanmade horror take on Fireman Sam, though. 🤔
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Looking at my stats for January and I seem to have hardly written anything the whole month. ☹️ I need to get back to stupid cubes trying to encourage their new bestie to play games, but new bestie is feeling sorry for himself and wants to go home to his humans and say sorry for being a screwup.
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Not a fan of Channel 4 deepfaking some other face on the top of the suspect's real face "to protect their identity" on 24h in police custody when they could have just blurred them out, like they have previously. I understand what blurring them out means; THIS just feels like I've been lied to.
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Gerry Anderson @gerryanderson.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Today we're remembering the much-missed Denise Bryer, on what would have been her 98th birthday. Best known to Anderson fans for voicing Zelda in Terrahawks. Here she is in 2014 during the recording of Big Finish's Terrahawks audio revival - smiling, as she always seemed to be!
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Lasercut Birthday Card! Little robots want to make art for their bestie's birthday, but then get all awkward about the whole "robots shouldn't make art" part. #terrahawks
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Unintended Consequences - Chapter 12 - Keaalu - Terrahawks [Archive of Our Own]
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Wish this dictionary site would stop sending out their "Barksing Day" definition every Boxing Day when it's wrong and gets me annoyed every time. 🙄
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alphaDictionary - Dr. Goodword's Word of the Day is "Boxing Day"
The Ultimate Language Resource on the Web.
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
This is the saddest day of my professional life.
Today is not only the final recording of the latest series of The Infinite Monkey Cage, it is my last ever Monkey Cage.
I never thought that I would have to leave the show. I always imagined going on until | dropped dead under the studio lights due to a brain aneurysm caused by my final attempt to understand notions of quantum gravity or the shock of being told about fly maggot infestations in the sacks of macaque monkeys.
I resigned in September, after sixteen years of dedication to the show,
A show that I named and helped develop over all those years.
Unfortunately, my opinions outside the BBC have been considered problematic for sometime, whether it has been voicing support for the trans community, criticism of Donald Trump, numerous other outlandish opinions, including once gently criticising Stephen Fry.
These things were considered to conflict with being a freelance BBC science presenterIn a recent meeting where BBC Studio executives again voiced problems with me, I realised my choices.
Obedience and being quieter to remain making Monkey Cage, or 'Resign and have the freedom to speak out against what I believe are injustices'.
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I chose the latter.
It broke my heart.
I love this show and I love the audience, and it is because of the audience in particular, that this decision was so difficult to make.
I kept thinking about all the extremist voices promoting hate and division. They are being given so many platforms, while voices that represent kindness, open mindedness, empathy seem to be scarcer and scarcer.
I felt I couldn't pamper myself with the luxury of silence.
One of my many privileges is that I am able to resign and I can speak out even if it is to the detriment of my career.I have thought a lot about my heroes, Sinead O Connor, James Baldwin, Audre Lorde, and so many more.
I think of Sinead's words, "the job of an artist is to be themselves at any cost".
James Baldwin said prejudice was really just a word for cowardice.
Audre Lorde, viewing her life, wrote that her only regrets were her silences.
I think of my father as I resign, he brought me up to believe in fairness , justice and kindness.
Though my heart is broken, it is also full of fire.
I apologise to our incredible listeners for my departure, your love of the show means a great deal.
I am so sorry to let you down.
I hope that you can understand my reasoning.
I have to accept that I am not what the current
BBC expects of their freelance presenters.Despite this I should add that I have always worked far more than my contracted hours to try and ensure the show was always the best it could be, as well as making myself accessible and responsive to the audience wherever and whenever I met them. Every night, we have recorded, I have been filled with determination to make the best show possible. This was not
"just a job"
I hope that with my departure I can be a better ally to the LGBTQ community, to the neurodivergent community, to activists fighting against those who aim to brutalise society, to those currently in prison on hunger strike, and to all those who fight for a more inclusive world.
From many conversations, I know there are many Monkey Cage listeners who support these communities and activists too.
The strawberry is dead.
Long live the strawberry. B
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Unexpected followup! (Thank you Flash Fiction Friday on tumblr) 101 realises something about the helpful little cat he met in Egypt...
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Her Favour - Chapter 2 - Keaalu - Terrahawks [Archive of Our Own]
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The Way to a Zeroid's Little Round Heart... is with a hat, apparently? (Not that Hiro needed any help.) According to canon, 101 was first brought online some time in November 2018. That makes him very very old- I MEAN seven! Happy Birthday to my favourite little round fusspot. #terrahawks
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Unintended Consequences - Chapter 11 - Keaalu - Terrahawks [Archive of Our Own]
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 26/11/2025
I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
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Nick Hune-Brown @nickhunebrown.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
A few months ago @thelocal.to got a promising pitch from a writer with bylines in whole bunch of reputable publications—The Cut, The Guardian, Dwell, Architectural Digest, etc. Then I started investigating. Here's a story about fabulists in journalism's AI slop era. thelocal.to/investigatin...
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Investigating a Possible Scammer in Journalism’s AI Era | The Local
A suspicious pitch from a freelancer led editor Nicholas Hune-Brown to dig into their past work. By the end, four publications, including The Guardian and Dwell, had removed articles from their sites.
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I used to think it was depressing having no-one read my writing, but at least the occasional comments were from real people. It's a million times worse to see the occasional trickle of hits and know they're all just bots, feeding your work into the slop machine.
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
"Big Mouth, Big Heart" Certain zeroids have a big mouth, asking questions Hiro isn't quite sure he wants to face, yet? But they are usually forgiven for it, too. (Hiro was given such a fascinating backstory! But then it seems to have never been used in ANY official media...) #terrahawks
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Unintended Consequences - Chapter 10 - Keaalu - Terrahawks [Archive of Our Own]
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Jim @jimstafford.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
One of those 'I started so I'm going to finish it' ones. Very happy with how it came out!
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Keaalu (Abi Scott) @keaalu.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I wanted to put something very like this up at work, but was not allowed. 😔
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