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Kelli Dianne Rule

@kdiannerule.bsky.social
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I'm an art school dropout from the 1990s. I write about Florida. It is a weird and cursed land. www.kellirule.com www.instagram.com/kdiannerule

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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 1h
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 4h
This is a still from that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 8h
Crying. This is so Trial of Tim Heidecker coded.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trying to explain why I like the song In The Mood by Robert Plant and I sound like Patrick Bateman
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just butt-sent via IG nine of these bookended by two Minions gifs
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remembered I woke up in the middle of the night to write down something from my dream that I was sure was profound and not to be forgotten. Looked at my notepad this a.m. to find: 'Reverse engineer a cockney phrase to explain why the idea that women smell like cat piss is misogynistic'
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dragula is actually the number one song in America
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So like Patti Smith?
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daniel Clowes's most everything. Dostoyevsky's "Notes from the Underground." Sorry (not single) not sorry
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was harassed on and off throughout my professional career and it only stopped when I left the workforce at 43.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@turnandwork.com does reviews!
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like video or book? Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries is popular with the olds.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah I enjoyed reading some Marquis de Sade so
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You're asking me to pay attention to Ella Langley when Wheelchair Sports Camp is, like, right there
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I literally haven't. I feel like the world is playing a prank on me.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think my one about the celery came close
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Engineered in a lab to annoy me.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That sounds gross.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok if you bring a tape player and a cassette w the christmas time is here song from the peanuts christmas movie and press play whenever there's a lull in conversation
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Traaaaaash
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bringing my iced coffee to an interview at a coaster factory bc I want to see what these fuckers are made of
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Catwoman's mom
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bless.
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Turn and Work (Hugh) @turnandwork.com · 25/09/2026
The Shortlist for September 25, 2025: With guest editor Elizabeth Rosen @thewritelifeliz.bsky.social. Short writing from: Elissa Field @elissafield.bsky.social Asher Kelsey Georgia Maull-Keyser Chris Cottom @chriscottom.bsky.social Wade Harris James Keith Smith
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The Shortlist for September 24, 2026 - Turn and Work
Short writing from Elissa Field, Asher Kelsey, Georgia Maull-Keyser, Chris Cottom, James Keith Smith, and Wade Harris
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Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is one of my favorite types of stories. Get an expert who is a Good Sport to talk about something that's popping in pop culture & explain what we know about history / science / murder / etc. and have a fun conversation:
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wow, that is like a Florida sunset.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not my pic (source: ebird dot com) but I need you to know that this thing lives in my tree, they are a Mexican Squirrel Cuckoo and I love them.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Omg shut up
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nasty.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For painting, maybe Milton Avery.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean, if we are talking young-young it might be Edward Gorey, not sure why I had a copy of Gashlycrumb Tinies at age 4 or 5. Later on, maybe Andy Kaufman? Ivan Brunetti? Wesley Willis? But not sure. Honestly can't recall a time when I never believed art to be expansive and limitless.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok I don't call what I do a career, I've written ~ 30 stories and published ~ 20 since I switched to writing from art but I want to take the opportunity to thank @hfr.bsky.social for publishing my first horror story and also @turnandwork.com for recognizing and championing my work from the get-go.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bluesky Discover tab is: - Happy 87th birthday to guy who had bit part in the Rockford Files - anyone remember 1hr photo kiosks - anyone remember movie theaters - random full frontal
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gutter punk kid started digging a hole in the yard one day like it was his job; kept it up for a while, eventually it was big enough that he was able to put a boat in it.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They hate poor people so much
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seriously though, the amount of style, artistry, effort, human creativity that went into stuff like this is so fucking radicalizing in our so-called age of AI
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*guy looks at assistant's ass* Me: "Men suck." Husband: "Hey why am I lumped into this." *guy drives by in a retrofuturistic version of a Segway* Me: "can I say men suck now?" Husband: "yes."
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And sexism so egregious that it's almost joyful
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Featuring amazing dialogue like "thank God for the atmosphere!"
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Made chicken, yam, and black bean enchiladas and am now watching UFO, the slickest, wildest, most insane and amazing and camp sleaze trash (compliment) in the world. youtu.be/slYW7kkHyI4?...
youtu.be
UFO Intro HD
YouTube video by JD AVERY
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I agree. It could have been so much more.
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you ever struggle with names when worldbuilding just remember there's a whole massive mountain range called The Rockies
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finished framing out a room! It sucked! But it was also rad.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So beautiful.
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I come from the 90s, zine aesthetics, collage, cut and paste and photocopy, it always looks good plus it's fun
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also ate strawberry chapstick but only once (cousin and I were pretending we were lost at sea w no food)
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Loved to suck the candy coating off of Advils
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