Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In caveman times, all opera was rock opera, so it’s good that rock and roll wasn’t invented until much later and there was no confusion 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I’m proud to be single jointed. I have all the joints I need 001
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Mitch McConnell shows up in the senate jacked. Throws fetterman across the chamber 021
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Something about dying of old age in the 1990s strikes me as wrong. I’m glad I don’t have to worry about it happening to me 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026My lab instruments are things like the guitar, the drum. Music is my laboratory, and I also do science 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026If I were atlas I would build a table for Earth 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026The Beverly hillbillies should have established that Jeb’s wife died in a funny hillbilly way, like being killed and eaten by her cousin before her bones were turned into moonshine 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Why get a convertible to impress women when you can just roll the windows down? 100
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I guess there aren’t a lot of Egyptians with iPhones since there’s no option to translate to hieroglyphics 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Dinosaurs are basically one of the best kinds of animals 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026How rich should someone be before they decorate their home with a picture of money? 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I wouldn’t call a cow without legs ground beef. It’s not happening 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 07/01/2026getting a gavel to use in normal conversation. To be respected more 010
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025@372pages.bsky.social Maybe unfair when taken out of context, or maybe it’s just the truth 161
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Would it be ethical to raise three boys from birth with the sole aim of making them the ultimate stooges? 020
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Heathcliff is at the level of humor that comics in the New Yorker aspire to 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 14/11/2025That guy was mad that his talking dog was a liar, but if the dog had been sleeping he would have let him 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Children shouldn’t speak German. It isn’t right 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025If Frankenstein’s monster laughed his head off… imagine that 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Today I’m 30 days fart sober. It really is 1 day at a time. I’m in pain 010
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 23/08/2025It’s interesting how fingering is done with the fingers but towing is done with the truck 010
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 04/03/2025What did the man say to the electrician who was up all night falling off the utility pole? 100
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025The democrats move as decisively as Sir Nathaniel and Richard Salton when faced with the white worm, am I right? 010
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025The one thing I don’t like about cats is how they obviously have poop and pee on their feet from walking in the litter box 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I wouldn’t like being killed in a war 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I can fart any time or not I can poop when I have the thought I can skip the poop as it suits And I can pee, you see, when it pleases me I control the fart, the pee, and the poops 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Got confused and started talking to my dog about art. But he has bad taste 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I’m going to figure out how to make electricity from one of those big pendulums they have at museums that swing due to the rotation of the earth. That will solve a lot of problems 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 19/09/2024It’s interesting how to Americans a jet ski is something you use in the water, but to Russians it’s just a normal jet 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 15/09/2024How do people start eating an apple and get surprised by a worm in there? Wouldn’t there be a hole? Thinking about this because I started eating an apple and got scared 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 08/08/2024I don’t know if Trump and Harris are presidential candidates or fish, as much as they talk about de bait 010
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 12/07/2024Imagine if you were one of those people who tracks conspiracies by putting up photos and linking them with yarn, and then your cat gets in the room and starts playing with the yarn! That would be something 010
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 19/03/2024It was easy to be a famous physicist back when they were discovering nuclear weapons. People made such a big deal out of every little thing 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 18/02/2024Poop on a person, and you’re “weird.” Poop on a plant, and it’s fertilized. Make it make sense 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 03/11/2023How about this as a joke? “I’m a marathon walker. When I see a marathon I walk away.” 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 08/10/2023If I’m on a team of people and they all volunteer to be the one who does the suicide mission, and I’m the only one left who hasn’t volunteered, I don’t think I should feel obligated. There are already too many volunteers 000
Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 03/10/2023I’m glad I’m not the first House speaker to be removed from my job. I just had a normal day today instead. 040
