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@kdepo.bsky.social
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is what happens in Ohio. the Dems in safe seats where the dem voters are packed go along with the gerrymandering. Gerrymandering guarantees a win for them personally and a perfect excuse to deliver nothing to their voters
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m opening a work gym
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In caveman times, all opera was rock opera, so it’s good that rock and roll wasn’t invented until much later and there was no confusion
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The question for America: do you still know about them, do you still hear about them?
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bringing a coffee to a job interview is one way the interviewee can assess you. If your reaction is deranged, the job isn’t worth taking
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ll take that as a challenge - john roberts
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
EB Farnum from deadwood
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TP on the table means they gave up on finding the kingpin. learned from the wire
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Right, any color glove keeps fingerprints off the crime scene
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here for petty mockery
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sometimes you have to shoot your shot
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What is this, Amelia bedelia’s house?
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the smartest physicists today know more than Einstein
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What if I said I saw this coming. I’m not saying it but what if I did
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If this leads to an actually effective Supreme Court reform (whatever form it takes) then the ballroom becomes good. Whenever I see it I will smile. I would also enjoy seeing it torn down. I would like it no matter what happened to it
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I could see it as lying in a different way. he can’t admit (to the doctor or himself) that cha-cha would ever hurt him
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The hardest part of voting, for me, is printing the absentee ballot request. Democracy is important, but
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Like an old man, trying to send back soup at a deli
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The prestige. I get the twist has thematic resonance but it’s otherwise idiotic. It’s a trick but also magic is real to make it work and that undermines the whole thing
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Who kills an already shattered skeleton? And with a trebuchet?
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The smarter marketing team knows to play up the chimpanzee
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
MENSA members would be a good target. I’m not saying this as a joke but to be mean to them
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m thinking of stepping on a tail by accident, horrified thinking I tore it off, but it’s an extension
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m proud to be single jointed. I have all the joints I need
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I have to assume they fixed the Enron problem by making it legal
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I trust people more when they have shirts on at least
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Going to pee during a movie is enjoyable in its own right. “Oh, you’re enjoying a movie. Well, I’m in the bathroom peeing by myself. I’ll be back shortly“
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Jade 35
Looking for short term fun
About me: husband is in prison til 2029
Only looking for fun
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Trying to piece together the subtext here and my best guess is… woody Allen directed the new Moana?
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I contracted it not to do that. The contract is binding
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Some Iranian schoolgirls might have considered him disagreeable. Of course, we won’t be hearing from them anymore
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
After my dad is done explaining the route I need to follow in detail. “What’s the address so I can put it in my phone?”
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Didn’t realize he talked like a looney tunes character. I guess those were considered normal ways of talking back then.
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mitch McConnell shows up in the senate jacked. Throws fetterman across the chamber
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“Just a head, huh? I heard about you”
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Something about dying of old age in the 1990s strikes me as wrong. I’m glad I don’t have to worry about it happening to me
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
From a pre-read of his remarks: “boo!”
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Reading your posts now with the bar of whether they will make people mad enough. I’m not sure about this one. To me, it’s obviously a joke but then famine is a serious subject, so I’ll politely limit my response to a smile of the mind, as for a New Yorker cartoon
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Who are you talking to? I can’t read this. I voted for Harris btw and live in Ohio where she was crushed
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
As they say, they’re an elite grifter
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I think that support for Biden and Harris functioned as a permission structure for some in the center to support genocide, and that support for democrats no matter what as an omnicause has led them to irrevocably bad places. And no prominent voice in the center has ever called this out directly.
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Is that what they mean by “appeared to fake his own death”?
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
When it comes to condescending, you’re clearly the expert
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
For once I agree. It was a mistake to look
Original post labeled adult content
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Thanks for compiling those. I might have missed some
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Home Land by Sam Lipsyte
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Comedy Bang Bang character name
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
@god @louisck @mickeyloesch
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Politicians making Franklin county taxpayers advertise the newsletter…
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Taking advice from a gorilla @kdepo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Yeah, exactly
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