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Казмонавт

@kazmonaut.kzstan.com
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following my dream of someday making the world's largest манты Owner of an orange #cat. In Colorado, dreaming of the Eurasian Steppe.

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 30m
The Never Ending Story
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profanity.accountant @profanity.accountant · 9h
@kazmonaut.kzstan.com has swears! They've used 104 profanities in their last 1,189 posts. 🥇 "shit" (21 times) 🥈 "fuck" (18 times) 🥉 "fucked" (13 times)
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 4h
Time 4 teef
Orange cat with teeth sticking out
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 10h
@profanity.accountant I’m an angel so no profanity
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 20h
Henry is much less annoying in season 5 lol
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 21h
First (and probably only) mention of Kazakhs/KazSSR on The Americans
Screenshot from the Americans with caption: they suspect it was bred partly from a Kazakh variety
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dinosaur, Colorado Pop: 332 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur,_Col… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c…
picture of Dinosaur, Coloradopicture of Dinosaur, Coloradopicture of Dinosaur, Coloradopicture of Dinosaur, Colorado
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i have been fired from the sperm/emotional abuse factory
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Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Libertarianism
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 02/10/2026
Trump is doing everything he can to turn Texas blue lmao. brisket prices have skyrockets and now putting chips and salsa at risk.
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 02/10/2026
Phew!
Furthest from you
Nazi Germany (Third Reich)
1933-1945
Fascist Italy (Mussolini)
1922-1943
Empire of Japan
1868-1947
30%
31%
35%
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 02/10/2026
Yikes. Sophie Cunningham with 5 points and a -18 plus/minus in 24 minutes.
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 02/10/2026
The amount of time that they spent saying “where’s Henry?” “ oh he’s at Doug’s/Stan’s/in his room/staring late at school” definitely could have supports another minor story line lol
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 02/10/2026
This👇
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 02/10/2026
My main takeaway from Season 4 of The Americans is not about marriage, cold war, trust, loyalty to country, or espionage. It’s that teenage boys (Henry) are annoying as fuck
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 01/10/2026
in case any Democratic presidential candidate needs something to talk about for what they'll do once they have control of the IRS... www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/t...
nytimes.com
How Meta Uses A.I. Data Centers to Avoid Billions in Federal Taxes
Meta is exploiting a lucrative tax break intended to support research and experimentation. Its own accountants say the gambit is risky.
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 01/10/2026
Excuse me? Milfs in my area want to do what?? 😳
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 01/10/2026
Reporter: what will get you into an offensive rhythm Mamu: definitely some churchkhela before the game. At least 5 stringfuls
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 01/10/2026
When racism meets dementia
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 30/09/2026
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 30/09/2026
Cryptid zoomies
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 30/09/2026
Might need to take out a new loan😜
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 30/09/2026
My favorite marketing/product term that I’ve heard recently is “boneless sofa”
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 29/09/2026
The tragedy of not knowing ball
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She was a saint.
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 29/09/2026
My radical opinion is that vastly more streets should be pedestrianized. Literally every few blocks in the center and even out in suburban areas
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 29/09/2026
I’m currently binging at an unhealthy pace. So good!
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 29/09/2026
cover letters should at least do no harm...use a normal font, keep it short, use white space on the page, and tell me why you are interested in the job and how your experience fits the position. It should NOT look like a unibomber manifesto
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 29/09/2026
Job applicant: one of my strengths is my strong writing and communications skills *proceeds to write dogshit cover letter*
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 28/09/2026
Using a swarm of AI agents to manage my crypto, NFTs, and metaverse holdings. None of this would be possible without the innovation of the American tech industry!!
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 28/09/2026
Direct from the horse’s mouth (I’m the horse)
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 27/09/2026
Little girl: Santa I’d like a pony for Christmas Santa: it’s already December 23rd so this is definitely something THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION YESTERDAY
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 27/09/2026
Translation: the models take infinitely more resources to train to get marginal improvements and we don’t want to keep burning money right now so our books look better before we IPO and hand the bag to retail investors
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 26/09/2026
Can’t wait for the next Tilly Norwood movie! 🤩
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 25/09/2026
Hope the murder trial AI song teaches people an important less about using AI to make crappy generic music.
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 25/09/2026
When ppl show up to an interview with an iced coffee I politely ask them for a sip while making unwavering eye contact
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 24/09/2026
The Hamburglar thinks alarmism over hamburger-related crime has gone to far
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Random Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Азим-Ата Чайканасы; Q77R+4G7, A370, Uzgen, Kyrgyzstan www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&q…
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 22/09/2026
Explaining America’s two party political system to a 3 year old
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 22/09/2026
The CFTC/federal govt/states should be shutting down prediction markets completely, not giving them more legitimized tools to extract money from people
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 22/09/2026
Larry Ellison's goatee situation is so disgusting. imagine having billions of dollars and deciding that was a good idea
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 22/09/2026
Let see how the Trump/GOP strategy of breaking all norms of politics and many actual laws, including literally forming paramilitary death squads to round up immigrants, starting an unnecessary and unwinnable war, wallowing in blatant corruption, and directly stoking inflation works out for them
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 22/09/2026
Hmmm curious what “Astana” means in Kazakh…oh
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 22/09/2026
Very helpful chat
Are any of these people still alive? Pope Francis, Wilt Chamberlain, Buddy Holly, Jim Henson, Mary Alice, John McCain, David Carradine, Burt Reynolds, Antonin Scalia and Silvio
Berlusconi.

ChatGPT response: As of September 21, 2026, only one person on your list is still alive:
*gives list with everyone marked as deceased*
ChatGPT Continues list with everyone marked as deceased and then contradicts earlier statement by saying: None of the 10 people listed are still alive. Would you like their ages at death or a brief summary of how each died?
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 22/09/2026
Grandma seems in pretty good health for age 90, but this list of famous people from 1936 is not great… (fwiw her mom lived into her mid 90’s, and her older sisters also lived into high 80s/mid 90s, so the fam definitely seem to have longevity in their genes)
Famous people born in 1936
Some famous people born in 1936 include Pope Francis, Wilt Chamberlain, Buddy Holly, Jim Henson, Mary Alice, John McCain, David Carradine, Burt Reynolds, Antonin Scalia and Silvio Berlusconi.
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 22/09/2026
Just realized that my wife’s Babushka in Kazakhstan is basically the same age as Jack Nicholson (90 and 80, respectively)…which is kind of strange to ponder lol
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Kevin Snow @bravemule.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they sent Pikachu to space without a plan to return. June 17th was when he ran out of oxygen. Goodbye brave rodent 🫡
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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 21/09/2026
Ready for a truly inspiring Newsom/Polis ticket
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