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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 5h

I'm normally against the death penalty, but I make one exception to this steadfast opposition...

WSJ Headline: The Latest Nuisance on Flights Is a Zoom Call at 30,000 Feet
With in-flight internet rapidly improving, more fliers are taking work meetings and chatting with family; ‘Like he was at home

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 6h

This is going to take forever lol. How did Frodo do it 😭😭😭

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 05/10/2026

Love the weird ass AI images polluting everywhere on the internet

Headline: Cardiologist: "If You Eat Olives Daily, This Is What Happens"

Image: a doctor? And a guy chugging olive juice

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 04/10/2026

First (and probably only) mention of Kazakhs/KazSSR on The Americans

Screenshot from the Americans with caption: they suspect it was bred partly from a Kazakh variety

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 22/09/2026

Grandma seems in pretty good health for age 90, but this list of famous people from 1936 is not great… (fwiw her mom lived into her mid 90’s, and her older sisters also lived into high 80s/mid 90s, so the fam definitely seem to have longevity in their genes)

Famous people born in 1936
Some famous people born in 1936 include Pope Francis, Wilt Chamberlain, Buddy Holly, Jim Henson, Mary Alice, John McCain, David Carradine, Burt Reynolds, Antonin Scalia and Silvio Berlusconi.

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 20/09/2026

Imagine being this excited about one (1) spoonful of Ocean Whitefish and Tuna Fancy Feast pâté

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 18/09/2026

The high-stakes moment when the cat comes to the window to be let in so he can beg for wet food. Will he be let in? Will he get wet food? (Yes and yes)

Close up of orange cat looking into window

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 18/09/2026

The squirrel resistance has begun

Headline; Another squirrel causes power outage at same Colorado substation second day in a row

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 18/09/2026

Stand by for an important message. . . . . . . . . . . . .

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 15/09/2026

It’s about accountability in Bluesky Posting

Reminders
Check my tweet about Mark
Williams shoulder injury and if he has returned
3/1/27

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 15/09/2026

She dry brine my 🍆 till it sweat 💦🥵🥵🥵

Eggplants on rack with salt sprinkled on them

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 12/09/2026

Found the cat sleeping like this and somewhat seriously checked to make sure he was actually alive lol

Cat sleeping on bed with eyes slightly open, a couple teeth showing, and head slightly upside down

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 10/09/2026

Looks like the gentle touch of a woman would kill this nerd

Picture of AI nerd with headline: Former Anthropic research warns AI could kill us all"

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 10/09/2026

you never know what could happen! (but yes, this year Coloradans are also still waiting to put on sweaters and become Fall People)

denver meterologist posting about the time denver was in mid-90's and also under a winter storm watch

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 09/09/2026

And also wild how much more value curry has even though total points and ppg are so similar (efficiency and spacing!)

30 vorp for derozan vs 77 vorp for curry

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 09/09/2026

Wild to see how differently they played in the stats

Stats for derozan and curry, with lots of 2PA for former and 3PA for the latter

Both players with 26k points. DeMar has 200 more than Steph

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 08/09/2026

phew! My secret identify seems safe...for now www.wsj.com/tech/ai/ai-a...

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 08/09/2026

A true master of stealth and cunning

Fluffy orange tail sticking out of gray laundry basket

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 08/09/2026

Safe and responsible drinking game: take a shot every time Elizabeth Holmes blinks in Nathan Fielder’s new documentary

Elizabeth Holmes, weirdly smiling and definitely not blinking at a regular pace

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 06/09/2026

This Amazon review is very convincing

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 05/09/2026

Anyone know what this #mushroom is? Found in mixed pine forest at about 10k feet (Colorado)

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 04/09/2026

I had no term for this until I learned the phrase грибной дождь in Russian

What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
sunshower
the wolf is giving birth
the devil is beating his wife
monkey's wedding
fox's wedding
pineapple rain
liquid sun
I have no term or expression for this
other

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 04/09/2026

Pretty accurate. Not sure if my alleged Missouri-isms are from my grandmother’s who grew up there or if they are also pretty common in Memphis. But definitely reflects my formative years in tx and ok

Most similar: okc, nm, tx and corresponding map. Least like Boston lol

What gave you away
Answers that point most strongly to Missouri.
What do you call the little gray creature (that looks like an insect but is actually a crustacean) that rolls up into a ball when you touch it?
roly poly
What term do you use to refer to something that is across both streets from you at an intersection (or diagonally across from you in general)?
catty-corner
What do you call the insect that flies around in the summer and has a rear section that glows in the dark?
lightning bug
What word (s) do you use to address a group of two or more people?
you all

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 03/09/2026

There are literally HUNDREDS of clippers fans who will suffer because of this!

Loser: Clippers fans
The biggest losers at the end of the day are the ones that deserve it the least. Clippers fans didn't ask Ballmer to circumvent the cap. They didn't ask the team to trade away SGA either.
They've endured some brutally poor management, and that trend will continue if these penalties hold.

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 02/09/2026

Anyone know what this #mushroom is? An older Russula? Or something else?

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 01/09/2026

Most importantly, this catch and win set up the orioles nicely in the standings

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 29/08/2026

Thicc and lazy (he’s just like me fr) #caturday

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 27/08/2026

I thought Trump was going to end crime and the American carnage

Picture of scheming marmot with headline: Marmots are terrorizing California Hikers and Stealing their shoes.

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 24/08/2026

While there's still a chance the Nuggets can be very good if they stay healthy, the pre-season vibes are definitely about like this right now

Nuggets supermascot Rocky hanging lifeless from rope.

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 24/08/2026

They’re in a jar now and we’re feeding them leave clippings to see if we can get them to pupate and turn into moths (they are hornworms, so will be hummingbird moths, which we do have a lot of in our wildflowers)

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 24/08/2026

Two caterpillars went to town on one of our tomato plants and basically defoliated it in a day lol

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 23/08/2026

👏 Time 👏 for 👏 biscuits 👏

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 22/08/2026

Not sure why there’s an Oklahoma City 89ers hat for sale at a TJ Maxx in Denver…both because of geography and the fact that the team hasn’t had that nickname since 1997. But I guess the random strategy almost worked, as I am someone who grew up in okc in the early 90s and was tempted to get it lol

Wikipedia screenshot of previous names of the okc minor league baseball team

Previous names
Oklahoma City Baseball Club (2024)

Oklahoma City Dodgers (2015-2023)

Oklahoma City RedHawks (2009-2014)

Oklahoma RedHawks (1998-2008)

Oklahoma City 89ers (1962-1997)

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 20/08/2026

And like 5 minutes later he’s sleeping in the pile of old electronics that I need to get rid of

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Казмонавт @kazmonaut.kzstan.com · 20/08/2026

Microsoft: the rewards just keep coming…this update is going to brick ur laptop.

Email: Microsoft Rewards
The perks just keep coming

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