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Zak Remer

@kazmasaurus.bsky.social
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iPhone whisperer in Portland. I like bikes and trains and places built for people. Types compulsively.

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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*Ominously peaks out of a Shanghai hotel window*
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Heck yeah, I think you’re going to be very happy with this. I absolutely loved it at a past job where we got one Monday a month.
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
On no now you’ve got me reading about this Ergodicity stuff again ergodicityeconomics.com/blog/the-inf... (Though I do t think it applies here since your hypothetical is a one off)
ergodicityeconomics.com
The infamous coin toss
In 2011 I gave a 15-minute talk to a lay audience in London. The topic I had chosen was ergodicity breaking, and the challenge was clear: how do you get this across? I invented a coin-toss gamble, whi...
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
How much flavor text could you fit on the back?
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Do we know what’s happening here? Did a double take biking past this morning
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Looks like some bike lane hardening going in on Broadway south of the bridge? Taken from Flanders
Picture of NW Broadway taken from NW Flanders. There are cones and what appears to be wooden forms for pouring concrete between the parking/travel lanes and southbound bike lane
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
“Mixed record” is where I landed after searching @bikeportland.org for his name a bit, but I only dug for a few minutes
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Awkward Monkey Looks Away
Alt: Awkward Monkey Looks Away
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
😳😵🪦
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
We absolutely _should_ be able to, but we can’t just will that kind of state capacity into existence. We have to build it incrementally, and going after small achievable wins is the way to do it.
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
How many bundles would a bundlechunk chunk if a bundlechunk could chunk bundles
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Still just as noisy when they're honking at drivers to get out of the transit lanes though 😉
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The 72 line has EVs in the rotation and in a slower section of Killingsworth the on street noise difference is astonishing.
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was ‘Oh no, not again.’”
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hell yeah let’s gooooooo
Angine De Poitrine Vol.II album cover
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Michaël Jarjour @jarjour.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
So grateful to @marisakabas.bsky.social, @kattenbarge.bsky.social, and @katelynburns.com for launching this with us. This works for all journalists who publish on Ghost and Beehiiv. If you’re a journalist and keen to get early access, hop in my DMs.
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This f*ckin slaps! I still think about what we lost with Blue, and it’s so damn exciting to see you push this forward
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My Giants? They might be.
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It’s going to be such a beautiful pdf
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I’m loathe to trust any of these documents, but this cross-section does seem to jive with @jakz92.bsky.social’s take? bsky.app/profile/jakz...
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Ha, fair. VW did a pretty terrible job managing price expectations during the lead up, so the general release sentiment was very “more than we thought it would be”
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
We really do love the heck out of ours though and the infectiousness joy does not get old
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans .
Alt: Awkward monkey puppet looking back and forth meme.
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Some real beginners luck here, I expect this one of the few routes I could do in 1 Routle - TriMet 03/04/2026 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ www.routle.city/trimet
routle.city
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Absolute heroes. A couple of years back my kids and I crashed on the way home from daycare because of some broken glass and inch deep mud in the bike lane on Rosa Parks. These 2 helped calm my kiddos down and get us back on our way 🫶
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Embarrassing frankly since I think some of that team are locals out of the Vancouver office!
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Ryan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Today is the third time Elon Musk has bought Twitter in four years.
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Idk why this made me realize that Hop’s pay as you go setup is basically the same as the one the Gates Foundation used for parking to _decrease_ drive share www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
seattletimes.com
The not-so-secret trick to cutting solo car commutes: Charge parking by the day
Charging for parking by the day, not by the month, is one of the most powerful tools that employers have to spur their employees not to drive alone to work. Spurred by state law, Seattle-area employer...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
omg @lillywachowski.bsky.social
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 08/01/2026
Brb calling the shitty AI boosters sloptimists.
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Mox Boarding House next to Providence Park has a couple of nice rooms, good vibes, and ... acceptable food.
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Love dropping these kinds of Easter eggs with the kids. Will they ever remember+clock them? Who knows, but I get a kick out of it every time.
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The green bars are just BEVs, here’s the chart with all car types displayed
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Now I need to know what a Hilti sponsored Top Chef looks like
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
What! Omg I played so much ep. 1 racer, not sure I can handle this big of nostalgia bomb
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
#notallpipes
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Coinman of the Month @meetzow.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Still can’t believe it, my jaw dropped a few days ago when I was making my grocery list in the cafe area and someone just… walked through the door!
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Oh joy, we've entered the "exercise advice on your cigarette box" phase.
vintag.es
1930s Working Out Style – Cigarette Cards Illustrated 25 Simple Exercises for Men and Women
In the days of the 1930s, when 'fitness' and 'cigarettes' were yet opposed to one another, the fitness-concerned man or woman had to look no...
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Looks like it: www.oylmiller.com/odnarotoop
oylmiller.com
TRAVEL PORTLAND ODNAROTOOP — Andrew "Oyl" Miller
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Frankly just glad he’s started taking sick days. It’s like “dude, it’s just a standup meeting. If you’re being raptured go home.”
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Then if it sticks we can brand the whole movement the pedocons
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Maybe it’s apps in a phased release and manually refreshing is a way skip the wait?
App Store Connect support site screenshot:
“Keep in mind that apps and app updates in phased release can be manually downloaded from the App Store by anyone at any time.”
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Crank operated, presumably?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
If only Bend had an abundance of some sort of locally made craft beverage?
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Zak Remer @kazmasaurus.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Yikes, I can’t imagine how much the PR hacks must be raking in from this scheme
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