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Helena Handbasket

@kayakesva.bsky.social
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🐕🐾🎢📚🧑‍🌾🏳️‍🌈. “Before you get a dog, you can’t quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way.”

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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 3h
Mother (Psycho)
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 3h
more evidence of the Dead Internet Theory
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How You Like Me Now?... @1bigbullshitbill.bsky.social · 14h
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 3h
you have to declare it’s yours first, but yeah, then you can take it
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 4h
the fuck he is. there must be someone better. PLEASE.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 15h
whatver- it's time to get pissed off about it all.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i love your optimism in thinking we’ll be around for centuries.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Blanche Devereaux (Rue McClanahan) Nervous Moment
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
and if we have so much oil that is produced here in the US, why can’t we use it?
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
that is some god awful AI there
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MAGA Target approves
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Target Employees Clapping
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
texas vote blue? ha!
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
well this isn’t for the whole world, so…
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
gross.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i mean i think it’s pretty obvious given the self-esteem you have to have to be a MAGA woman
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i thought he was the super intelligence
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Mars Attacks Alien Woman
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dolly famously stayed neutral.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Mars Attacks Alien Woman
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yep. you made do. ❤️‍🔥
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
might as well, the Christians cancelled Halloween
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*photo courtesy of RNC
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jean-Luc Picard Says 'Make It So'
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I see queens though
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RuPaul's Drag Queen: Look Close
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Virginia here - this year we also passed and signed into law Paid Family Medical Leave -the first state in the South to do so- after the prior GOP regimes said no. So we voted and now have a Democratic Governor & Democratic controlled legislature. And we are GSD. The US can have nice things too.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sucks to suck. Remember, being extra mad about "woke" is what put you here.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“So many people came out to see me in Alabama last night. The Fire Marshall threatened to shut the rally down because we were so bigly over capacity. And I was told that there were over 300,000 outside, crying because they couldn’t get in to hear me. We could hear them all crying from inside. Sad.”
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
seriously, MAGAts are the dumbest fucks to have ever walked the earth.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fireworks 🤣 ok AI
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
staring in Gen Z?
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it’s just yet another grift to funnel billions to them
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you think that blue wave is amazing… hold my beer.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
puh-lease. like anyone ever said that shit-for-brains had a “promising future”.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i’m betting it will be a great disturbance in the force felt by millions and millions of people around the world. We won’t even have to look at the news alert when it pings on our phones. We will just *know*.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
heating oil fuel where I live is at six dollars a gallon now. It never got above four dollars a gallon last year. A lot of people who have not ordered heating oil yet in the north are going to be in for the shock of their lives this year. That’s $1600+ to fill up a typical home’s 275 gallon tank.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
terrible AI
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
where ya climbing that to
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAGAts are seriously the dumbest people who have ever walked the planet.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my god if @bsky.app ever needed a LMFAO reaction, it’s for this
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
clearly trying to wake him up
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 29/09/2026
Before you trust the polls, remember: pollsters find the same six people who still answer unknown numbers.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still waiting for Cocktober.
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EWoolfolk @wonderful1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👇🏼
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jsbooth.bsky.social @jsbooth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nicki Minaj cam eat a bag of dicks…. and i’m sure she has many times before.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope when he finally drops dead it’s just like this- caught on camera in 4K from multiple angles- because I want to rewatch that glorious moment over and over and over and over from every possible angle.
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Helena Handbasket @kayakesva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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