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Kaya Fraser

@kayafraser.bsky.social
253 followers 342 following 321 posts

Singer-songwriter and librarian currently in Halifax, Canada. Spiritually a Montrealer. PhD quitter. Childless cat lady. She/her.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/09/2026
(me, an absolute fool, skimming some weird blogger's embarrassingly tedious harry potter fan fiction in 2010): I can safely say no one who reads this will ever become important
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Podcasters, I am begging you to shorten your podcast intro spiels. I'm listening. I already know this is the podcast where we blablabla. If i needed to know what this podcast is about/who it's for, I can check the description. I don't need to hear it repeated every time I listen 😑
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can't wait til guys start wearing "girlfriend sweaters"
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There's some kind of trinity involving the Bee Gees, the Doobie Brothers and Hall and Oates but I can't explain why.
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Event at a bar where smart people get kinda drunk and then have to get up and do an off-the-cuff presentation about something they know tons about, call it the Messy Lectures, is this anything
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Forever haunted by the picture I didn't take of a dumpster I saw by the highway that said LOVE LIFE
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Can anyone in Halifax explain why like 90% of our transit busses have no a/c? 🫠
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Saw a couple at the airport wearing face masks that matched their skin tone and when I glanced at them it looked like they had no mouths.
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The funniest part of "Don't Stop Believin'" is where he's like "street lights...people..." Just straight-up naming what he's seeing. Songwriting is easy, guys.
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Just got off the phone with the census helpline (don't ask) and the woman helping me sounded like she was crying. It was...awkward?
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Unfortunately, I have discovered 10% yogurt. There goes my house downpayment, I guess.
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LOVE LIVES HERE, proclaimed the window of the mortgage broker's office
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A moth just flew onto my face and it's been nice knowing all of you
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My new band, Male Loneliness
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Rawdoggin the gym without headphones
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I keep thinking of good tweets I would have tweeted if it were still 2013 but then I immediately forget them because it's 2026.
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nothing, just thinking about what creeps the Pre-Raphaelites actually were
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026
permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough
GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Today's gripe: lunch. Annoying meal. Always forget about it til it's too late. Costs too much money for what it is but I never feel like making it, etc. 2/10
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colin feral @sal.gay · 09/07/2026
Launching a podcast called I’m Right About
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I resent people who post those instagram stories with the tiny text.
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The way LinkedIn sends me a daily notification THAT I HAVE A NOTIFICATION
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
So interesting!
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hot take: everything started breaking when we all decided we no longer had to type g2g/brb when we were stepping away from a chat
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Bring back the word "swindle"
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Ah, a beautiful spring day in Halifax, not even a breeze. You know what that means... It's time for a massive power outage!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2026
Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-…
Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Inside my phone there are two wolves
Screenshot of 2 app notifications. First one is from fitbit and says "its just about time to get some rest." Second is from Sweepy and says "it's time to clean! Ready set sweep!"
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We keep talking about things "breaking the internet" but nothing has actually broken the internet yet :(
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Thinking about how the only piece of consumer electronics we ever managed to make solar-powered was the calculator.
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Dating in your 40s: going to your boyfriend's place to have a nap
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
When did cafés stop putting cinnamon out on their condiment stands?
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West Coast Librarian @sylvianurse.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"Patrons of the library find calm, joy, inspiration and community in their visits. In a time of increasing dissatisfaction, the library becomes an antidote, as a source of well-being." @clauersen.bsky.social @iamjasonk.bsky.social @janecowell.bsky.social
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Being a woman in her mid-40s in 2026 means constantly wondering if it's because of the hormones or the horrors
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A word I hate for no reason is "nibbles" (as a noun).
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The good thing about boxing is it gives straight men an excuse to wear some silky li'l shorts
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Tfw your graphic designers are not that familiar with Asian cuisine
Screengrab of an Uber eats app promotion that says "craving something different? Enjoy 25% off (up to $16) on Chinese." Above the text is a cartoon graphic of a piece of sushi
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Every recipe video on social media is a piece of bread being dragged through some kind of goo.
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Lucille voice: good for her
Screen shot of a reddit post titled "Velveeta ate through its own foil" with a picture of said Velveeta, with many tiny holes in its foil wrapper
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Okay everyone, I say this with love: you can now stop sending me that meme with the fake review of Katy Public Library.
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
One of the underrated things about living in Halifax is hearing the Google navigation voice try to pronounce "Gottingen." #gertiger
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Life hack: You can cross things off your to-do list even if you haven't done them. Nobody checks.
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
TIP: jazz up your seasonal depression by referring to it as seazy-dee
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
The particular desolation of having accidentally tapped a targeted mattress ad and knowing that all your social feeds will now be wall-to-wall mattresses indefinitely.
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Playing tonight in Halifax, opening for @jimbryson.bsky.social . I'd invite you but it's sold out, so you'll just need to learn to live with that, I guess.
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Google review of the day: this place has it all
Screenshot that says "great prices, weird vibe"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/08/2025
social media is awesome you get to slowly get to watch people go completely insane and become worse
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Kaya Fraser @kayafraser.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Is there a band called Forever Chemicals yet?
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Zoe Whittall @zoewhittall.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I consider myself an observant person but I did not know that 9 out of ten friends of mine liked the band Oasis until this week.
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