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THE LARGE HARDON COLLIDER?? I THINK YOU MEAN YOUR MOM!! AMIRITE??

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hadron. my last post was supposed to say hadron.

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THE LEAST THEY COULD DO BEFORE SHUTTING DOWN THE LARGE HARDON COLLIDER IS TO RUN IT BACK TEN YEARS AND PUT EVERYTHING THE WAY IT WAS, *THEN* SHUT IT DOWN.

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There's something I want to say about 50 Cent, Busta Rhymes, Ja Rule and Timbaland performing for Donald Trump Jr. and a bunch of other white MAGA folks, but I really wouldn't want to say it the wrong way. All I'll say is holy fucking shit.

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Mel Brooks and Dick Van Dyke have outlived my bigoted, racist, cruel father by over twenty years, and he would have been their age now if he'd lived to 2026. Proof positive that there is still some good in this world. 💜

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The world if my dog would stop thinking that fire ant piles are the best place to walk and stand on

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The world if my dog who has a sensitive stomach didn't try to eat things off the ground that upset his stomach

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The world if my dog would stop thinking that the only way to sniff things is to bury his entire head in the grass and in bushes

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The world if my dog would stop rubbing his ass on the floor and then licking it

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That Sombr guy looks like Finn Wolfhard went into the Amigara Fault and came out all DRR DRR DRR on the other side.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Something I've been working on: what if this guy said "Disclosure Day."

The sweater weirdo from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 right after he shoots someone and says "garbage day."

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

If cigarettes weren't so fucking expensive, I'd start smoking again. It's amazing how, six years ago, quitting was a top priority, but six stress filled years later, Big Tobacco doesn't even really register as a problem anymore, compared to everything else.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Bo Burnham is who we all grew up thinking Marilyn Manson was. I will not elaborate on that.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

It's really wild how, my whole life, I've rolled my eyes at people who grew up in the '50s, '60s, and onward, for saying things were better when they were kids, because they objectively weren't, but I'm able to look back and definitively say things were better when I was a kid. Shit FULLY sucks now.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

When you ask an English person to do something that's impossible for them:

kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

What's something that French Ben Shapiro will never say?

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The music industry in 2004: YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR The music industry in 2026: Hi hello yes we are the music industry and we have stolen your entire album to train a shitty AI so we can generate an entire shitty album that sounds just like your good album and that's just progress baybeeeeeeeeeeee

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Are these fucking hot storms ever going to fucking end?? I'm so sick and tired of hot rain and hot storms and severe warnings, y'all. Oh my god. I don't even like summer to begin with, and I just want it to be summer. I can't do anything but sit in the dark with my AC struggling to cool the house.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

This picture is triggering to me since I grew up there. I feel an intense urge to hop into this picture and walk all the way down the street to the end, out onto the breakwater, and chain smoke a bunch of cigs.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

If I had the power to, I would make it so that every time a cop kills a pet, it's murder. Because it is. I can't stand seeing these disgusting fucking monsters keep getting away with taking beautiful animals away from their families.

Like, why is it even a thing that the HRRR and The Weather Channel and your local news and the NOAA and other places can all have different forecasts? And not like, teeny tiny differences. Like, vastly different and conflicting forecasts.

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I really wish that weather apps and sources could get on the same page. It's fucking ridiculous that a weather app can tell you "FIFTEEN INCHES OF RAIN IN THE NEXT HOUR, EMERGENCY, GET THE FUCK OUT" and then a weather site can tell you "there's a near zero percent chance of rain all day."

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Excuse me what the fuck are you talking about it is 85° and feels like wet clothes from a hot dryer and the sun isn't even up yet.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Has anyone ever approached Hirohiko Araki about Gregg Araki directing a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure movie? Because I think bringing both Arakis together would be amazing and chaotic.

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How about, instead of changing the rules on how AI data centers affect communities and tax payers and the environment, we just, I dunno, fuckin' uhh, demolish every single one of them?

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I have never cared about a single thing Kat Von D has ever done in my whole life, and I'm not about to start now.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

A dear friend of mine is in need of help, and I can't really do much to help but share this and hope it gets seen. If you can help at all, please do. Her family is lovely and deserves the best in the midst of all the shit life is throwing at them. #gofundme gofund.me/e4ed47f62

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Stop posting generative AI crap and then going "i'M cOndEmNed tO uSe tHe tOoLs oF My eNEmY" when you get called out for it. You're not Luthen Rael. You're Dave Smith from Chicago and you're posting from your break room at work. And you're doing exactly what the right wants you to do with it. Stop.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Good. This was a stupid idea to start, it's ridiculous to tack an even higher cost onto an already overpriced product in this economy, and the smart play function is fucking embarrassing at best. Put them all in the clearance bins and get back to what you do best, Lego.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

My popping knees and ankles woke my partner up just now, in case you're wondering how old I am.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

How do people like Roman Polanski get to live into their 90s, and people like Mitch McConnell get to live long, successful lives when they're fucking evil, and then people like Anthony Head, who actually bring light and joy into the world, get taken from us far too soon?

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

***SPOILERS AHEAD*** ***DON'T READ*** ***YOU'VE BEEN WARNED*** They should have called it Lee Cronin's Not The Mummy, because it's false advertising, and at no point in the movie is Lee Cronin ever The Mummy.

kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Target charging $3 more for the Pride versions of their silly little bird collectibles is peak Target behavior.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

And not a single drop of AI was used to craft them.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

People who log movies Letterboxd without rating them or reviewing them are some of the most confusing people ever.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I know comma placement is important, but "put me in, coach" sounds questionable with or without the comma.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/06/2026

“The B’ckROOMS”

Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland in the Backrooms

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

They should have renamed season three of Euphoria to HBO's The N Word.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I think one of the funniest things that they could do if they ever make a Book of Mormon movie is cast Andrew Rannells and Josh Gad in the roles they originated, playing teenagers. They'd still kill it, and it would be the best riff on the Dear Evan Hansen movie ever.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I love getting to the AMC theater ten minutes before the 4:00 pm start time so that the movie can start at 4:35 pm because of all the fuckass ads. 🙄

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

So many of y'all are missing the point here with your Freedom 250 posts. Zack Attack has backed out?? Zack Morris would 100% stay on the lineup. Zack Morris would 100% support Donald Trump.

kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

BREAKING: Dirk Diggler has dropped out of the White House's Freedom 250 concert.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Don't mind me, I'll just be using this screenshot from the trailer for Fatherland on a constant basis.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

It's super fun how I'M the one who has to get put on antidepressants and mood stabilizers and sleep aids when it's the world around us all that's making me need them in the first place. Why don't YOU stop making me depressed and sad and let me sleep? Hmm?

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I want to rewatch I Saw the TV Glow so bad, but it might be too painful, because as a queer person who's settled for a quiet nonbinary identity over a loud trans existence, and whose body is falling apart in real time, the notion that "there's still time" doesn't feel like it applies to me anymore.