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Anything but the important issues with these fuckers. Jesus Christ.

THE LARGE HARDON COLLIDER?? I THINK YOU MEAN YOUR MOM!! AMIRITE??

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hadron. my last post was supposed to say hadron.

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THE LEAST THEY COULD DO BEFORE SHUTTING DOWN THE LARGE HARDON COLLIDER IS TO RUN IT BACK TEN YEARS AND PUT EVERYTHING THE WAY IT WAS, *THEN* SHUT IT DOWN.

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There's something I want to say about 50 Cent, Busta Rhymes, Ja Rule and Timbaland performing for Donald Trump Jr. and a bunch of other white MAGA folks, but I really wouldn't want to say it the wrong way. All I'll say is holy fucking shit.

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Mel Brooks and Dick Van Dyke have outlived my bigoted, racist, cruel father by over twenty years, and he would have been their age now if he'd lived to 2026. Proof positive that there is still some good in this world. 💜

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The world if my dog would stop thinking that fire ant piles are the best place to walk and stand on

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The world if my dog who has a sensitive stomach didn't try to eat things off the ground that upset his stomach

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The world if my dog would stop thinking that the only way to sniff things is to bury his entire head in the grass and in bushes

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The world if my dog would stop rubbing his ass on the floor and then licking it

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That Sombr guy looks like Finn Wolfhard went into the Amigara Fault and came out all DRR DRR DRR on the other side.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Imagine wanting to make a meme and people being brainless and then do it using AI

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Something I've been working on: what if this guy said "Disclosure Day."

The sweater weirdo from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 right after he shoots someone and says "garbage day."

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

If cigarettes weren't so fucking expensive, I'd start smoking again. It's amazing how, six years ago, quitting was a top priority, but six stress filled years later, Big Tobacco doesn't even really register as a problem anymore, compared to everything else.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Bo Burnham is who we all grew up thinking Marilyn Manson was. I will not elaborate on that.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

It's really wild how, my whole life, I've rolled my eyes at people who grew up in the '50s, '60s, and onward, for saying things were better when they were kids, because they objectively weren't, but I'm able to look back and definitively say things were better when I was a kid. Shit FULLY sucks now.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

When you ask an English person to do something that's impossible for them:

kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

What's something that French Ben Shapiro will never say?

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The music industry in 2004: YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR The music industry in 2026: Hi hello yes we are the music industry and we have stolen your entire album to train a shitty AI so we can generate an entire shitty album that sounds just like your good album and that's just progress baybeeeeeeeeeeee

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Congratulations!! My partner and I are also celebrating 19 years this year! 😊

Are these fucking hot storms ever going to fucking end?? I'm so sick and tired of hot rain and hot storms and severe warnings, y'all. Oh my god. I don't even like summer to begin with, and I just want it to be summer. I can't do anything but sit in the dark with my AC struggling to cool the house.

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Meloni is a fascist too. Jesus Christ.

Yeah but he also got Jelly Roll and Tiffany Haddish and Anthony Anderson to guest host too, so...yeah.

This picture is triggering to me since I grew up there. I feel an intense urge to hop into this picture and walk all the way down the street to the end, out onto the breakwater, and chain smoke a bunch of cigs.

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I grew up like two miles up the street from Bearskin Neck!! Rockport is one of the nicest places in the whole world.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Anthony "multiple rape allegations" Anderson? Jelly "I pal around with MAGA constantly" Roll? Tiffany "sued for grooming and sexual abuse of a kid" Haddish? Not a good look, y'all.

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Meloni is a fascist and I'm sick of this sudden rehabilitation of her. It's fucking weird.

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

If I had the power to, I would make it so that every time a cop kills a pet, it's murder. Because it is. I can't stand seeing these disgusting fucking monsters keep getting away with taking beautiful animals away from their families.

kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

This is so inaccurate. There are no raisins or carrots or things of that nature in the July 4th one. 😉

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kat lazarus @katlazarus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Some little internet trends like that are fun and cute at first, but eventually it all just turns into Reddit and you start to notice it's the same ten things over and over and over.

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Like, why is it even a thing that the HRRR and The Weather Channel and your local news and the NOAA and other places can all have different forecasts? And not like, teeny tiny differences. Like, vastly different and conflicting forecasts.

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I really wish that weather apps and sources could get on the same page. It's fucking ridiculous that a weather app can tell you "FIFTEEN INCHES OF RAIN IN THE NEXT HOUR, EMERGENCY, GET THE FUCK OUT" and then a weather site can tell you "there's a near zero percent chance of rain all day."

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Excuse me what the fuck are you talking about it is 85° and feels like wet clothes from a hot dryer and the sun isn't even up yet.

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This lighting is EVERYTHING.

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