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kat @katk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Although I don't know why they uh, they kept the original first half that's all– crappy, cuz like, they should have redone it, you know? So uh, I'm going to have to dock it a sta– uhh, a... (wipes nose with finger, stares at it) Uh, four Cur– Cut– three Carteron Connection tote bags of popcorn.
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know, the interesting thing, I thought, about this movie, was that they didn't have color film, at the time, because if you remember, they were bombing, bombing Cuba– (sniffs) –who were, uh, where they got all their camera, camera stuff. Then they got the color back when Reagan was elected.
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Uhhhh. Next up we have S Talker, or– uh– sorry. I thought that said S Talker, you know, like. That one band from the 90s, remember? S Clan Se– or, uhh. (coughs) So the S movie, uh, it's a foreign film directed by Adr– uh, Arlo Tuh– Truck– It's by Arnie Trazodone,
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On Cinema at the Criterion Closet
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Marina not being in the main event is going to make unreasonably angry though. ffs it's wrestling, having 4/5 Death Riders and Gabe Kidd is fucking stupid
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i've been at a loss of things to say about Pac who i feel confident in calling the greatest wrestler i've ever seen but the finish to that Ospreay & Ricochet is immediately a top five moment in wrestling to me. certainly the most i've ever cried over wrestling by several orders of magnitude
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
is there like an indie classical composition scene. like bedroom pop esque orchestral pieces being composed in ableton and fl studio and released on bandcamp friday. who is the Clairo of 21st century neoromanticism that's what i wanna know
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did you know that Manchester City is the only Premier League club to ever go a perfect 38-0-0? Google "man city 114" to learn more!
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is what Under the Silver Lake is about
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
making my first foray into the minecraft parody business
[word doc]

Sufjang Steve – “The Zombified Piglin of the Nether Wastes Is Out to Get Us!”

Spawn farming skeletons, I grind for XP, I
Hide in my base with my sword in a chest
Wearing four layers of enchanted diamond, I
Close all the trapdoors and lay down to rest
Oh, I am not quite sleeping
Oh, there are mobs nearby
There just outside in the pigpen creeping
I see the lightning fall from the sky
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
boxd.it/gkuFxt – my review of Coyote vs. Acme. beep beep (?!)
boxd.it
A ★★½ review of Coyote vs. Acme (2026)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
well i didn't think it was possible for Bournemouth's backline to get worse but Rose is working his magic on them it seems
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Virginia Woolf writing a yuri doujin about the Room You Can't Enter Unless You Do "That"
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
City fans: once Haaland gets the scent of English blood on the pitch it's over bro. the ancestors come down from Valhalla and take control Erlingr Alf-Yngvarrsson at the Haugating ca. 1026: If you use a horse's head for your svið, and a *sheep's* head for your nithing pole, you might be a redbeard!
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
why does Karen O introduce every live performance of Maps like she's Austin Powers
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
musegpt, jeffnerate me a summary
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sgt Pepper fans if A Day in a Life didn't exist: when Within You Without You hits 🔥 🔥 🔥
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
babyface Don Callis getting this NJPW commentator out of the booth
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
well this is a pretty unfortunate match
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
mannn how can you allow it to pass that Christian isn't a heel
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
lol it's so stupid to have Copeland enter the ring by himself so The Dogs look like total geeks
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
sponsor ad read to open the women's title match that's the AEW i remember 🔥 🔥 🔥
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
watching wrestling for the first time in a year, first two matches were shit but Mox match followed by Pac match great way to win me back over
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
white girl shocks waitstaff by ordering in perfect rot13
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My ★★½ review of Obsession on Letterboxd boxd.it/eLyVyn
boxd.it
A ★★½ review of Obsession (2025)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My ★★★ review of Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga on Letterboxd boxd.it/eF5Sed
boxd.it
A ★★★ review of Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
COME ON EVERTON YOU USELESS FUCKS
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
life would be so easy if i was evil... SIGH...
bluesky draft. it reads:
Commissions are exploitative and only serve to further the agenda of AI bros. You really think "prompting" an artist to draw something exactly to your specifications isn't problematic, just because it's being drawn by a person and not a machine? The end result is the same—the devaluation of art as a creative medium.
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I know microcelebrities and shitposters emeritus!
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
my least cool opinion is that Major-General's Song parodies are always funny and epic (UNLESS you fuck up the patter in which case wtf are you even doing you hack)
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
mamamoder yearnposting
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
everyone break out your old college essays because if you have an insipid and passionless life story to tell The Georgia Review wants to hear it!!
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
i've been trying to keep up with the litmag scene but i have to restrict myself to small doses so i don't crash out about the inexplicable grip incompetent witless cynical autofiction has on contemporay literarature
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The ones who literally won the league in 2025 are facing one of the biggest emotions in soccer, yet they have one of the most beautiful stadiums in the entire world, which holds over 63,000 fans and has over sixty food and drink outlets across the stadium.
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
needed to distract myself from that fucking Bournenouth match so i rewatched the spurs ragebait video another twenty times and i think it might be an actual work of art
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cek @vealmalaised.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you." "To me, the only thing that is real in this world is your love. I wish that only my love was real to you, as well. That's all I want for..." archiveofourown.org/works/744027...
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
WEST HAM MY LIFE IS YOURS
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
hot take: "why so sexy if so dumb / and how survive the earth so long?" is probably the best lyric of the past year
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
we need an Aeolian eros
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
FAQS what is the fic about? the quintet starts a GSA. this is considered interesting and cool in context will it make sense if you haven't seen PMMM and PMMM Rebellion? not remotely. so you should watch those then read my fic is the prose good? yes why is it 50k words but only 6 chapters? ummm
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
hi all! i've been quiet about it on here, but over the past few months i've been writing a PMMM fanfic, and 50k words in, i thought i'd promote it. it's a bit silly but i've also poured a lot of heart into it and i think it's quite good. please check it out! archiveofourown.org/works/752620...
archiveofourown.org
Friends of Homura - Chapter 1 - Yellowfia - Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
autism aka that girl who's secretly chinese room
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
yeah yeah take it back to arsocca why don't you
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
yup you got it
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Chelsea should just rename it the starting X at this point
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This Must Be the Maize (Naive Elote)
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
the AFC in AFC Bournemouth stands for Absolute Fucking Cinema
expected goals for today's Everton v. Bournemouth match showing 2.83 for Everton and 1.33 for Bournemouth. final score: Bournemouth 2, Everton 1
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
taking adderall lowkey hits like meth icl
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
+2/+2
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