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kat @katk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
making my first foray into the minecraft parody business
[word doc]

Sufjang Steve – “The Zombified Piglin of the Nether Wastes Is Out to Get Us!”

Spawn farming skeletons, I grind for XP, I
Hide in my base with my sword in a chest
Wearing four layers of enchanted diamond, I
Close all the trapdoors and lay down to rest
Oh, I am not quite sleeping
Oh, there are mobs nearby
There just outside in the pigpen creeping
I see the lightning fall from the sky
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
life would be so easy if i was evil... SIGH...
bluesky draft. it reads:
Commissions are exploitative and only serve to further the agenda of AI bros. You really think "prompting" an artist to draw something exactly to your specifications isn't problematic, just because it's being drawn by a person and not a machine? The end result is the same—the devaluation of art as a creative medium.
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
needed to distract myself from that fucking Bournenouth match so i rewatched the spurs ragebait video another twenty times and i think it might be an actual work of art
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
the AFC in AFC Bournemouth stands for Absolute Fucking Cinema
expected goals for today's Everton v. Bournemouth match showing 2.83 for Everton and 1.33 for Bournemouth. final score: Bournemouth 2, Everton 1
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
really big fan of The Moon on a Rainy Night
screenshot of panel from the manga The Moon on a Rainy Night showing Umehara-sensei and Kanon Oikawa facing the reader with what can only be described as seductive and romantically charged expressions. the textbox has been edited to read: "THE STRONGEST YURI LOVE INTEREST OF TODAY VS THE STRONGEST YURI LOVE INTEREST IN HISTORY."
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
the level of bias in the wikipedia page for the sun is crazy. calm down bro it's not gonna fuck you 😭
screenshot of the wikipedia page for the sun. excerpt reads:
"The Sun is a G-type main-sequence star that makes up about 99.86% of the mass of the Solar System.[27] It has an absolute magnitude of +4.83, estimated to be brighter than about 85% of the stars in the Milky Way, most of which are red dwarfs.[28][29] It is more massive than 95% of the stars within 7 pc (23 ly).[30] The Sun is a Population I, or heavy-element-rich,[b] star.[31]"
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I'm sorry, *this* is the greatest rap musician of our generation? The guy who's been repping for AI "art" since 20 freakin' 22?!? Yeah, I think I'll pass 🥴😭💀
A screenshot from the video for Kendrick Lamar's 2022 single "The Heart Part 5". In this screenshot, Lamar's face has been altered to a deepfake of OJ Simpson's face.
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
when the planned parenthood protesters scream at you to keep it
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
St. Louis Browns pitcher George Joseph Kirby photographed following final loss of 1925 season, where he pitched complete game 2-0 loss vs. Washington Senators. Digitized 2008. Photo courtesy of Library of Congress.
a picture of (current) Seattle Mariners pitcher George Kirby except it's been edited to be black and white and a lil grainy
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Blake Snell looks like the replicant who takes the Voight-Kampff test in Blade Runner
Blake Snell, pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. he is a white guy with a very badly trimmed goatee and a nonexistent chinBrion James portraying Leon Kowalski in Blade Runner (1982). he is a white guy with a very badly trimmed goatee and a nonexistent chin
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
the answers! in hindsight blue and purple should maybe have been switched but whatevs
YELLOW – TO LOSE STRENGTH (FLAG, WANE, FOUNDER, LANGUISH)
GREEN – COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR BIRDS (MURDER, PARLIAMENT, UNKINDNESS, AERIE)
BLUE – GOLF-RELATED PREFIXES (PARADE, TEENAGER, BOGEYMAN, FOREST)
PURPLE – GO BEFORE FALLS (PRIDE, SUMMERS, RISES, NIAGARA)
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
WRONG
(2+ AWAY...)
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
WRONG
(2+ AWAY...)
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
it's katnections tuesday! guess groups of four one group at a time in the replies to play
"KATNECTIONS #2", a 4x4 grid of words in the style of connections
first row – WANE, AERIE, LANGUISH, RISES
second row – NIAGARA, MURDER, PRIDE, FOUNDER
third row – PARADE, BOGEYMAN, FOREST, UNKINDNESS
fourth row – FLAG, TEENAGER, PARLIAMENT, SUMMERS
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
PURPLE – QUARKS! (TOP, DOWN, STRANGE, CHARM)YELLOW – LIVING QUARTERS (FLAT, HOUSE, DORMITORY, INN)BLUE – PLAYERS IN "WHO'S ON FIRST?" (WHAT, TOMORROW, BECAUSE, WHO)GREEN – NAMES THAT ARE HOMOPHONES (WADE, RUSSELL, PHIL, HARRY)
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
(no judgment on the group of 3 without a 4th, sorry)
yellow – living quarters (flat, house, dormitory, inn)
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
today's katnections
a 4x4 grid of words, a la the word game Connections
1st row – TOMORROW, FLAT, WHAT, DOWN
2nd row – HOUSE, CHARM, WHO, WADE
3rd row – DORMITORY, BECAUSE, RUSSELL, PHIL
4th row – TOP, INN, HARRY, STRANGE
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
time to make grass block real
picture of a can of mountain dew and two bottles of root beer
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
why did nobody tell me Kris Statlander looks like this now. i'm going to be sick. i need to be put down
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
my review of Ichi the Witch
THE 2024 NUCLEAR FAMILY meme template where all the archetypes are represented by Ichi the Witch characters
NEURODIVERGENT DAD (King Uroro)
GAY MOM (Desscaras)
BOY DAUGHTER (Kumugi)
WOKE DOG (Ichi)
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
i love Brandon Pfaadt. he looks like he's fearing for his life out there. the Sedona mafia have commandeered his pitchcom to inform him that they are waiting in the stadium parking lot and are going to cut off a toe for every earned run surrendered
image of Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Brandon Pfaadt. his eyes are full of primal terror
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
the latest update to the Official Top 250 Narrative Feature Films list on Letterboxd. new on the list at #247 is the greatest movie ever made, Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie Part III: Rebellion
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
already had one
baseball reference page for Steel Arm Davis, a Negro League player from the 1920s who was an outfielder, first baseman, and pitcher
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
is this good
a fortune cookie fortune. it reads: "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
remembering a forgotten gem
screenshot of two tweets by actor Misha Collins:

I want to deeply apologize for misspeaking this weekend. At a fan convention in New Jersey, when I was talking with the audience I said that I was "all three" things: an introvert, an extrovert and a bisexual.

My clumsy intention was to wave off actually discussing my sexuality, but I badly fumbled that and understand that was seen as me coming out as bisexual.
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
it's so funny that the Look Back movie painstakingly adapts the manga with a single exception and that one exception is the explicitly gay panel
page from the Tatsuki Fujimoto one-shot Look Back. the character Kyomoto flips through a scrapbook of old four-panel comic strips drawn by her idol and classmate Fujino, to a page labeled "2002.6.11". the page features a strip where a woman and a man are about to die after an accident. the woman says, "kiss me again when we're reborn." the man responds, "i promise." reading this, Kyomoto blushes deeply. gay ass
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
yeah right
an AO3 search for fics tagged "Watersports" in the fandom "Baseball RPF". there are 0 results.
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
two pictures next to each other – on the left is a picture of a kid stanced up in the aisle of a grocery store with the caption "ROBERT"; on the right that same kid is lying face down and motionless in the aisle with the caption "Robert has died"
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
i liked Billie's recent album but if i were her i would have 100% pushed release back to August 31 exactly. you know what's gonna happen now girl.
screenshot of the deadline for next year's Grammies, specifically the eligibility period, which ends August 30
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
We rockin' wit' this?!?
screenshot from Chainsaw Man episode 6 of Kobeni, an anxious-looking girl with black hair pulled into a tight bun, passed out and sweaty, looking like a nervous wreck as always. the picture is captioned in the white and orange RapTV font: "KOBENI REPORTEDLY LOST IT AND TRIED TO DRINK FROM A TOILET"
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
the "BEYONCÉ?" reaction image where Tiffany Pollard looks out of her mind shocked but the caption is "POTION SELLER?"
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
okay i have become an incredible crank about Magic on the whole but i gotta hand it to them "for Pride we are making Commander unplayable" is an incredible bit. based comrades Wizards of the Coast
About Magic Presents: Pride

This event is only available to WPN stores in the U.S. and Canada. For the Magic Presents: Pride event, treat all eligible commanders as though they had the partner ability. This allows players to add an additional commander to a deck they already have or use a never-before-seen combination of two commanders to helm a totally new deck.
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
no but seriously imagine it:
you're seeing julien baker on concert. everyone is having a great time. julien seems a little excited. "we have a surprise for you guys" juilen says. all of a sudden lucy dacus comes out and start playing kissing lessons. when they get to the chorus, someone else starts singing:
"i hate you for what you did, and i miss you like a little kid"
lights flash everywhere and you see julien baker singing kissing lessons along with lucy dacus, while phoebe bridgers is singing motion sickness. everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. then if things couldn't get any better, clairo and mitski walk onto stage and kiss, holding the lesbian flag.
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
clean thumbnail btw. i spent an embarrassingly long time making this
image of the characters Evelyn and Jobu Tapaki from Everything Everywhere All at Once. Evelyn looks like the gigachad guy and Jobu looks like one of those crying wojaks. text in the middle reads, "that's a compelling argument Jobu Tapaki. too bad i just jumped to a timeline where you are the Joyjak and i am the gigachad"
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
everyone please read DRCL it's so fucking good
screenshot of a two-page spread from the manga DRCL. two young girls are dancing in a grand ballroom wearing only nightgowns. behind them is a full-length mirror, in which only one of the girls is reflectedscreenshot of a two-page spread from DRCL. a redheaded teenage girl sits in front of a tombstone as if it were a seat at an amphitheater. in fact, tombstones are arranged to suggest an empty amphitheater for as far as the eye can see, disappearing into the shadows. the spread has noticeable degradation, as if it were an antique photograph
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
can check
pic of me holding a beer bottle with a Cerveza Cristal label on it
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
okay bloomburrow does look pretty sick but these special frames are really getting out of hand
a "furry license" labeled "Bloomburrow Valid Furry License and ID". 
the picture is the teaser of Jace transformed into a fox shown this morning at MagicCon Chicago.
DL: JTMS42069
EXP: 02/23/4573
LN: BELEREN
FN: JACE
DOB: 07/29/4537
PRONOUNS: they/she
the demisexual, pansexual, and genderfluid flags are displayed below.
SPECIES: FOLF
CLASS: FAGGOT
OCCUPATION: YOUR MOM
ADDITIONAL LICENSE: AWOO LICENSE, PLANESWALKER LICENSE
there are "YES I BITE!" and "AWOOO!!" stickers
GEN: GENFLUID
HAIR: BROWN
EYES: BLUE
HGT: 2'9"
WGT: 110 lbs
ISS: 02/23/4563
there is a watermark for the person behind this particular furry license design, Duski Glow
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
here are some baseball-themed valentines to celebrate the start of spring training
valentine card reading "1% of my heart belongs to the Atlanta Braves Foundation... But the other 99% is all yours." Spencer Strider is also therevalentine card reading "I'd take you over any general manager, Valentine." Marlins owner Bruce Sherman is also there
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
image with the caption "when you realize skibidi toilet 65 was 2 months ago" depicting a vertical divide with the face of an innocent baby on the left and the face of a hardened 5yo on the right
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
in awe of how good this post is
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
well my AOTY was going to be something pretty out of my wheelhouse but right at the end of the year looks like it's going to actually be something comically within my wheelhouse
screenshot of Mitaka Asa from Chainsaw Man. she's a girl with black hair in a ponytail biting her lip and seething, as if she's just been epically owned
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
STEVEN UNIVERSE HAS GONE WOKE. I REPEAT: STEVEN UNIVERSE HAS GONE WOKE
screenshot from episode 7 of Steven Universe Future. Steven is opening a pack of sticky notes labeled as "Post-thems"
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
best films that take place in one day (try like six hours)
poster for Taste of Cherry (1997)
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
slutty transgender Calvin and slutty transgender Hobbes!!
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
an edited screenshot of Dr. Doofenschmirtz from Phineas & Ferb saying "If I had a nickel for every time classified US military intelligence was posted on the War Thunder forums, I'd have six nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened six times." (The number 6 has clearly been edited multiple times.)
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kat @katk.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
HUH??? ZORO??????
screenshot from episode 3 of the One Piece live action show. Usopp, talking about Kaya, says, "You don't think she like, like-likes me, do you?"screenshot from episode 3 of the One Piece live action show. Zoro replies to Usopp, "You're asking the wrong guy." fucking fruity if you ask me
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